1. A crocodile can't stick out its tongue.
2. A shrimp's heart is in its head. A cockroach has two brains, one in its head and one in its behind.
3. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
4. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up toward the sky.
5. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
6. Horses cannot vomit.
7. "Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
8. A sneeze can travel at speeds of 200 miles per hour. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If your eyes are kept open by force, they can pop out.
9. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have more than a million descendants.
10. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
11. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
12. In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a Superman somewhere.
13. An owl's "hoot" and a duck's "quack" don't echo, and no one knows why.
14. Twenty-three percent of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their rear-ends.
15. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
16. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
17. I am good at educated and stimulating conversation and am interesting to date . NO, REALLY I AM, I REALLY AM. PLEASE BELIEVE ME
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