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    Vortexy's Diary

    Starting a new diary online as I guess will be logging in most of the time.

    First posting will be an introduction of myself. Male, 28 from Malaysia. Married with 1 daughter and another one 'in process' expecting in August 2006. Wife grumbles a lot about me playing online games buy explained to her that PE is different from Warcraft, C&C or Counter Strike. WE have the potential of adding $$$ in this game.

    Played this game like a year ago (but first six month was like twice a week logging in). Completed mentorship in 3 months under Colonel Crazy B (damn good mentor and generous fella). Currently got nearly 20 disciples but so far only 1 completed (also in Jurai Blood) and all I got was a Frean Alpha ME. lol. Those above 50% I invested a lot (giving free unused rifles, amps, etc). To date got another 2 potential but the rest are looking quite bleak.... sigh..

    Job position is in management but pay sux. Planning to go into the cloth business soon (anyone here from Dubai?).

    Anyway that is all for today. As my sister always say, "Seized the day" or Carpe Diem in French (I think).

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    Cool Sunday January 22, 2006

    Today got a new disciple. Yippee!!!!! Trinn Doe, also from this forum. Hope that he will be a good disciple as my success factor is now 1 out of 10 in mentorship. To date only Tarjan Armin from Jurai Blood have ever successfully completed his mentorship.

    Also added a new pic as my avatar (a picture of a kitten sniping). REminds me of counter strike but should be applicable to PE also.


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    Sunday is usually family day so not logging into PE, but only EF. Tomorrow will be another 4 - 6 hours session of PE. Need a global as the last one was like 3 days away already.

    Sigh.. still looking for a regular buyer for tailoring crap for 115%. Too many of em already fed to the tt machine. CLearing out my storage as already got the red noticed (even though the items have yet to reach 500). Selling all the noob stuff and getting disciples to pass them free armors and weapons.

    Will start a custom of leaving the diary with a joke. After all, laughter is the best medicine.

    Liar


    "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband
    to a sympathetic pal seated next to him at the bar.

    "How do you know?" the friend asked.

    "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her
    where she'd been, she said that she had spent the night
    with her sister, Shirley. And I know that's a lie because
    I spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
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    Cool Sunday Night, January 22, 2006

    It is 9pm at Malaysia now. Watching TV with daughter before going to sleep. Will take this opportunity to thank those that gave me reps... and to 'inform' me that Carpe Diem is actually Latin.

    Will be hunting tomorrow morning (that is what gets me going to work every day these days). Since in management, can play PE whenever I like. Secretary giving me the evil eye though.

    Wife asking me to go for trips... Kinda low on cash so have to rethink which destination. Was thinking of Germany, but the Euro now is like 4 Ringgit Malaysia to 1 Euro.

    As usual, signing off with a joke to keep you all healthy.

    The Elevator

    A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City.
    One day, the father took his son into a rather large
    building; they were amazed by everything they saw --
    especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.

    The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father responded,
    "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life,
    I don't know what it is!"

    While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed
    astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
    to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
    opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
    room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
    small circles of lights above the walls light up. They
    continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse
    direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous
    24-year-old woman stepped out.

    The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your
    Maw."

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    Cool Monday, January 23, 2006

    Monday morning are the worst to get up. Managed to reach office and played PE for like 15 minutes before logging off to check company emails. Waiting for my new disciple to show up at Billy's so logging in every 30 minutes (Getting a disciple in the forum is harder than I thought!).

    Looks like PE is heading for a recession after the last economy boom (same system as other countries). Price now are steady (before it hits rock bottom again) from the previous steep increase.

    Weather in South East Asia is wet and cold (kinda miss my wife at these moments).

    Prank Sex Call

    A telephone rings in a Brooklyn apartment and the lady
    of the house answers. "Huh-lowww", she says in a very
    nasally drawn-out Brooklyn accent.

    Through the receiver comes several seconds of heavy
    breathing. Finally a husky man's voice on the other
    end says, "I'm going to lick every inch of your body
    until you quiver. Then I'm going to run my hands all
    over every curve of your body and make you ache for
    me. You're going to beg me not to stop. You'll want
    me to touch you in places you've never been touched
    before, and then you will want me so badly you will
    rip the clothes from your body as you scream for me
    to take you. I'll have my way with you and you will
    LIKE it!!"

    The woman is silent for a moment and quizzically asks
    the caller, "You can get all that from 'hello'?"

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    Wednesday, January 25, 2006

    Dragged myself to office. THe only consolation is being able to play PE during office hours.

    Todate still looking for a few person.

    • Trin doe (future disciple) that have yet to meet up


    • Sob who was looking for wools


    • Carebear who successfully negotiated a deal on 3 gnome parts


    Looks like making a deal via a forum is harder to seal than I thought!

    Got a esto global today (miserable 50 pedder), but lost overall (like 200 over peds). damn!

    Anyway hope for a better day tomorrow.

    Doberman and the Chihuahua

    There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with
    a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says
    to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that
    restaurant and get something to eat."

    The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there.
    We've got dogs with us." The guy with the Doberman
    Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over
    to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher
    puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk
    in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."

    The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't
    understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at
    the door says, "A Doberman Pinscher?" He says, "Yes,
    they're using them now, they're very good." The guy
    at the door says, "Come on in." The guy with the Chihuahua
    figures, "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark
    glasses and starts to walk in.

    The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
    The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand.
    This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the door says,
    "A Chihuahua?" The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You
    mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

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    Cool Thursday, January 26, 2006

    FINALLY! After 3 days of searching finally met Trinn Doe my new disciple (met in this forum). After giving him a set of armor, axe 1x0 and some peds, he immediately went hunting.

    Life in the real world is slowing down (due to the festive season - Chinese NEw Year). Malaysia will have a 2 days public holiday. Yipeee!!!

    Ever since Dr Burton died, the loot is VERY bad. On average was losing like 100 - 150 peds every 2 hours of hunting/mining. Badly need a global soon.


    Evening Bath

    It was time for Father John's Saturday evening bath
    and young sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the
    bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
    Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at
    Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever
    he told her to, and pray.

    The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene
    how the Saturday night bath had gone. "Oh, sister,"
    said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."

    "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked
    the old nun.

    "Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked
    me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided
    my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord
    keeps the Key to Heaven."

    "Did he now," said the old nun evenly.

    Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that
    if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven
    would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation
    and eternal peace and then Father John guided his Key
    of Heaven into my lock."

    "Is that a fact," said the old nun more evenly.

    "At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the
    pathway to salvation was often painful and that the
    glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy.
    And it did, it felt so good being saved."

    "That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "He told
    me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for
    40 years!"

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    Cool Friday, January 27, 2006

    Phew! Weekend finally here. Wont be playing PE for 5 days though as celebrating festival.

    Anyway loot seems a bit bad these days. Below is the best loot I got today (after playing 8 hours!)


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    Hope to do better after the festive season. Till then... Carpe Diem!

    Nuclear Power

    A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane
    when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said,
    "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker
    if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed
    it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you
    like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear
    power?"

    "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting
    topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse,
    a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet
    a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
    a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
    Why do you suppose that is?"

    "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

    "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you
    feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
    know shit?"

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    Cool Saturday, January 28, 2006

    It is now Saturday night. Just attended a funeral. My wife's cousin died of brain tumor. Made me realised just how fragile our life is.



    No PE today as spending time with wife and kid. Yesterday managed to meet Carebear.


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    Might sneak a few hours to play PE tomorrow.

    To the Chinese community all over the world, "Happy Chinese New Year!"

    Iraqi Ambassador

    The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving
    a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met
    President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked
    the Iraqi said, "You know, I have just one question
    about what I have seen in America."

    President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help
    you, I will."

    The Iraqi whispered "My son watches this show 'Star
    Trek' and in it there is Chekov who is Russian, Scotty
    who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Iraqis.
    My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there
    aren't any Iraqis on Star Trek."

    President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iraqi ambassador,
    and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in
    the future . . . ."
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    Cool Points To Ponder



    Something to share with my fellow friends. (Feel like the chicken soup book)

    NO POINTING FINGERS

    A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?"

    The father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you."

    We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves.

    If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.



    CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?

    A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, and good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need television."

    There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.


    NO OVERPOWERING

    Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character."

    It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness.

    It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations...



    RIGHT SPEECH

    There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation." Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party. >


    A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted,"Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school." On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker." She answered,"You should appreciate that you married me. Otherwise, he will be the millionaire and not you."

    Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It's like a broken egg - cannot be reversed.


    PERSONAL PERCEPTION


    Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them rides on the donkey?" Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.

    Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman."

    The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.

    It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.

    Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear...



    BE PATIENT

    This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

    Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, "Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "But when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide.

    Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired... Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.

    People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.


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    Cool Sunday, January 29, 2006

    Wooo... Sunday is here. Thank god the next three days is public holidays (so can enjoy Sunday without thinking of Monday). I like Sundays cause that is when the time spent with my wife and daughter counts (quality not quantity). When a you ar a bachelor, you would dread a married life (with all the constraints and all). However, once you ARE married, you cant think of living without your lovely wife and kid. (Might post a pic of myself - still thinking about it). Saw a few other forumers under ultima babes thread posting their pics. Nice

    Anyway might be logging in this evening just to check auction and try to ge a global (my last one was 1 week ago!). I can sense a 100k HoF coming VERY soon.)


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    Golf Injury

    A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday
    morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched
    in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome
    of men playing the next hole.

    Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately
    clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the
    ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began
    to apologize. She explained that she was a physical
    therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical
    therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
    allow me!", she told him earnestly.

    "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine
    in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained
    in the fetal position still clasping his hands together
    at his crotch.

    But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him.
    She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side,
    she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside.
    She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How
    does that feel?"

    To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb
    still hurts like hell."

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