Sunday, March 12, 2006
Sigh. Last 4 days alone lost 1000 peds. Yes net loss; not gross, 1000 peds(after deducting loots, peds, items)
. Even with a few globals, still losing $$$. I take it as paying for skills (so don't feel so bad).
Serendipity remains locked despite reaching 4k rifle. hmmm... need to skill fisting? - currently 0.
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all
Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team
rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides
on the top level..
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having
a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't
hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides
to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches
the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring
straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats
in front of them with white knuckles..
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin'
a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the
second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got
a driver!"
Parachutes
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying
somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on
board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali
Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator
exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the
passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit
door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey.
The good news is that there are four parachutes, and
I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open
the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen,"
he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world
needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete
should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed
one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through
the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's
smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the
world's smartest man should have a parachute, too."
He grabbed a pack, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another.
Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I
have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss
of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you;
you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry,
pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing
my backpack."