Vortexy
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Cow Snatch
18-SX
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he
sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000"
He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow
in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer
says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the cow's
tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like
a woman.
Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says,
"It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that
has a snatch like a woman and it's worth $5000, and
here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're
not worth shit."
Blonde Telegram
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the
family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years,
they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the
bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase
a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette
balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600
dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a
prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there,
if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive
out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the
bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells
her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to
send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She
walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to
send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought
a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer
to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul
it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to
help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has
$1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send
her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes,
she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word,
'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she
ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer
to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read
it very slow."
Cow Snatch
18-SX
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he
sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000"
He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow
in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer
says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the cow's
tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like
a woman.
Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says,
"It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that
has a snatch like a woman and it's worth $5000, and
here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're
not worth shit."
Blonde Telegram
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the
family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years,
they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the
bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase
a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette
balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600
dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a
prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there,
if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive
out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the
bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells
her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to
send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She
walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to
send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought
a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer
to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul
it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to
help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has
$1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send
her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes,
she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word,
'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she
ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer
to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read
it very slow."