Yo Momma joke thread

Yo mamma...is SO FAT. That when they cremated her, all flights in Europe got cancelled
 
YO MAMMA is so fat MA grabed her for the new planet called deathstar
 
Yo mama so fat, that she's the 10th planet orbiting the solar system, including Pluto !
 
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her during the last Halloween Mayhem and it's still printing.
 
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Yo momma is so ugly that when your parents wanted you, your dad took her for artificial insemination.
 
Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes turkeys
 
Yo momma so fat, she steps on the scale, and instead of the weight, it displays like an ATH on a mining finder (Size: Immense XXVII)
 
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