Rumor has been going for some time that Chuck Norris is roaming the lands of Calypso, so I wuld like to say Happy Birthday on your 72:nd birthday . Your still going strong
You sir are the lier, no man woman or child knows the day or the hour that chuck norris approaches, but they can tell where hes been by the roundhouse kick inflicted neck injuries and preagnant waitresses he leaves in his wake.