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    Jokes

    In honor of Vortexy's Diary perhaps it's time we had a thread dedicated to jokes to lighten the mood around here a bit.

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    "An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man's wife said that he had 'departed,' the intellectual replied: 'When he arrives back, will you tell him that I stopped by?'"
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    Why'd the Orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
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    what you call a teen chineese pristitute?







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    Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award for being outstanding in his field?

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    You know a movie called "constipation"?

    It hasn't come out yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel O2 Mercer View Post
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    You know a movie called "constipation"?

    It hasn't come out yet.
    It must be lesson 2 of this English language course for Japanese:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g
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    Quote Originally Posted by San View Post
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    It must be lesson 2 of this English language course for Japanese:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g
    Or maybe link

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    If you hear that prostitutes at some remote Northern location are paid thousands of bucks per night... there's one little caveat you need to consider before jumping on the opportunity.
    There are many ways to skin a cat but just one way to boil a frog.

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    This is a joke.

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    Some of you might get this, some of you wont. ( Attract her or A tractor) Enjoy ♥


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    So, I was having lunch with the Planet Calypso Chess champion. Everything was good but the table cloth was checkered color and it took him 30 minutes to pass the salt!
    My IGN: Miss Gloria Hugo

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