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Kemp

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Dear Messed up Articians...


What were you guys thinking again?!
For 13(!) years I am carrying around an Orange pants and some orange shirt.
I even regularly wear them, since they seem to match quite a bit with a 1200 ped, green Jade Coat and 300 ped Black Boots.
Actually I am humbly proud, wearing them with my Colonist Baret and the Gullaldr Shades.
They also mask my Zero Legend Rain Underpants, which I probably wear for 12,5 years (without stinking), pretty well. Avoiding all kinds of female blushes and giggles, because they don't see my apparatus that pronounced.


Tonight I logged in after about 1,5 weeks and you have surpassed all my expectations of your amateurisme once more...


Really, Am I ought to run around in a 1 piece jumpsuite which looks like it is from a very bad sci-fi B-film for the next 13 years?!
Really, can I either wear this ugly piece of crap, or run around like a pedophile wearing a coat, underpants and boots?!
Together with a baret and some sunglasses it looks a "bit" awkward the least, really....


By the way, those Zero Legend Rain Underpants are in my modest collection because they reflect(ed) some style. White, buttoned, thin blue vertical lines. A genteman's underpants.
Why on earth did you transfer them into NeverDies Saturday night p*rnstar pants...?!


Common you peep, and bzzzzt, and mo*^*fo&**, bunch of amateurs.
Dammit. After over 6 years of none depositing, I deposited $50 about 2-3 weeks ago.
And what did you do with that money....?!

You turned Kemp into either a Sergeant from Startrek or a c-grade porn"star" at the end of his carreer.


Common, what the hell are you guys thinking?!



And BTW, make my black boots black again.... *&^%@*&^%
 
I see from my travels around since the vu that I am not alone in embracing my new blue underwear only look.

RIP OJs
 
Kemp, reading your post made me laugh out loud. Yeah, everybody writes "lol" when they're not even close to lolling about, but I laughed--then caught myself before coworkers looked at me funny. I especially liked the bit about "NeverDies Saturday night p*rnstar pants". :laugh:

Just be glad you have old, looted vintage clothing. That stuff never goes out-of-style and (apparently) always looks great. No weird colors or textures for an MA update to mess around with.
 
+1 first for the presentation of your situation! Second, because what they did isn't optional, it is the basic clothing and they should give us the chance to choose. Also can't combined with anything, not even underwear :scratch2:
I don't say I don't like the new OJ, but hey guys!!! Ask someone if he like it, don't take he's clothes without any warning.
 
I want my shoes.

I'm still running around in the 770 ped Luna Line set I bought shortly after beginning play. I have a few other sets of apparel, though none others as highly valued (or that look as good). I have traditionally worn my original set of shoes with it despite their nasty habit of unequipping (and decaying) every time I use armor; I have worn those shoes because they looked good.

When MA changed the perfectly serviceable orange jumper and pants for this hideous pumpkinsuit that doesn't even cover the wearer's rump, they saw fit to consider my perfectly serviceable, even good looking, many times repaired shoes to be part of this "without value" set.

I am sorry, but if I have bothered to repair my shoes this many times, two things are evident:

(1) They had enough intrinsic value to bother repairing them;

(2) I have at least some cash stake in that pair of shoes from the number of times I've repaired them.

I want my shoes back.
 
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I miss the OJ's too, but thinking about it, they made this onesie/jump-suit so ugly that you really don't want to wear it. This is great for the fashion industry in game who may now have a market for their wares. Hopefully this will give a boost to tailoring and coloring skillers out there. :)
 
Maybe the connection between the OJ's and prisoners on guantanmo were perhaps not the desired look that Mindark wanted to achieve?

Banksy caused a big fuss in 2006 in the states with this stunt.


 
I believe a casual sport outlet will be more appropriate to remind us what we are....:laugh:

 
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Maybe the connection between the OJ's and prisoners on guantanmo were perhaps not the desired look that Mindark wanted to achieve?

Banksy caused a big fuss in 2006 in the states with this stunt.



Got to Love Robin Gunningham
 
I see from my travels around since the vu that I am not alone in embracing my new blue underwear only look.

RIP OJs

no more hidding btw inmates on rt with my OJ =(
 
Maybe it is time to sell your Jade Coat, if it cannot be used with your new orange pornstar colonist suit?
I would be happy to buy it ;)
 
I am so glad that I sold that old ugly orange suit long time agon, and now don´t have to bother about my styling!

My clothes still look as pretty as befor the VU :D

On the other side, I can feel with you, I would really be pissed if someone at MA deciceds to change the look of my old style clothes!
 
Of course not everybody sees it the same way, that is to be expected. But this is really the only exception where I'm happy to lose an old thing here. They were utterly hideous to begin with, I always considered them an all-too-obvious ploy to make you buy clothes which in this game are more expensive than good armour. And in recent times they were causing increasingly sickening associations with real-world horrors. I come to VR to escape from such things. Therefore, in this singular instance, thank you MA for robbing us of this eyesore.
 
Dear Messed up Articians...


What were you guys thinking again?!
For 13(!) years I am carrying around an Orange pants and some orange shirt.
I even regularly wear them, since they seem to match quite a bit with a 1200 ped, green Jade Coat and 300 ped Black Boots.
Actually I am humbly proud, wearing them with my Colonist Baret and the Gullaldr Shades.
They also mask my Zero Legend Rain Underpants, which I probably wear for 12,5 years (without stinking), pretty well. Avoiding all kinds of female blushes and giggles, because they don't see my apparatus that pronounced.


Tonight I logged in after about 1,5 weeks and you have surpassed all my expectations of your amateurisme once more...


Really, Am I ought to run around in a 1 piece jumpsuite which looks like it is from a very bad sci-fi B-film for the next 13 years?!
Really, can I either wear this ugly piece of crap, or run around like a pedophile wearing a coat, underpants and boots?!
Together with a baret and some sunglasses it looks a "bit" awkward the least, really....


By the way, those Zero Legend Rain Underpants are in my modest collection because they reflect(ed) some style. White, buttoned, thin blue vertical lines. A genteman's underpants.
Why on earth did you transfer them into NeverDies Saturday night p*rnstar pants...?!


Common you peep, and bzzzzt, and mo*^*fo&**, bunch of amateurs.
Dammit. After over 6 years of none depositing, I deposited $50 about 2-3 weeks ago.
And what did you do with that money....?!

You turned Kemp into either a Sergeant from Startrek or a c-grade porn"star" at the end of his carreer.


Common, what the hell are you guys thinking?!



And BTW, make my black boots black again.... *&^%@*&^%

Or you could just paint a shirt orange and pants orange.... :confused:
 
Maybe all would be ok if we had eye candy clothes and armors but we don't.
Not many BP's were issued and clothes like coat or skirt do not follow avatar movements well, they are static like glued on avatar.
Hmm do boobs bounce still or MA removed that too?
I miss my old OJ's.
 
meh... I don't use the O.J.s anyway
M.A. is just lucky they did not make us anatomically correct because I would shed my jeans and my bikini red or blue briefs also and just stand there flapping my wings. Amen :cool:
 
meh... I don't use the O.J.s anyway
M.A. is just lucky they did not make us anatomically correct because I would shed my jeans and my bikini red or blue briefs also and just stand there flapping my wings. Amen :cool:

Yeah, or I could just have owned a pair of clothing that I earned for playing 13 years.
 
meh... I don't use the O.J.s anyway
M.A. is just lucky they did not make us anatomically correct because I would shed my jeans and my bikini red or blue briefs also and just stand there flapping my wings. Amen :cool:
Well... Actually...
One of the shop computers ran EU, reasonably well even, but with progressive loss of textures. Each time I started the game up again, something new would go missing. About the third time, shirts stopped drawing, completely. Next to go was pants.
Turns out our avatars are quite realistically anatomically correct under the clothes.
As a footnote, it seems my avatar is the best endowed in the game. I always wondered where my luck went... certainly not to hofs...
 
Well... Actually...
One of the shop computers ran EU, reasonably well even, but with progressive loss of textures. Each time I started the game up again, something new would go missing. About the third time, shirts stopped drawing, completely. Next to go was pants.
Turns out our avatars are quite realistically anatomically correct under the clothes.
As a footnote, it seems my avatar is the best endowed in the game. I always wondered where my luck went... certainly not to hofs...

Pics or it didnt happen :p
 
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