I hear ya bro...I would recommend Thai food instead...less farting but (and this is a big but(t) )...when you do fart...it might come a bit wet @ the finish...I'm just sayin'...a little heads up so to speak mano a mano! Best tip I can give ya though is to only drink Beer...but IF you do have to eat something, well stick to cheese then bro! TC ya hear!