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19th Sep: Talk like a pirate day!

Skam

Skam

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Avast, me hearties and ye filthy landlubbers!


Talk like a pirate day is upon yer!

Thats right, so talk like a proper corsair, and do it smartly or you shall dance the hempen jig from the jacobs ladder!
This applies to all the decks of the forum on this cursed day.

Shiver me timbers!
ARR!!!
 
Lol that wend down well - all the way to davy jones locker :yay:
 
Avaaast matey. Quit yr yabberin ya great bloated Jellyfish, afore Oi set me Crew of Cut-throats a'scrapin' the baaarnacles off yr keel...

'Appen the lady's not far wrong... ahaaaar...

http://www.yarr.org.uk/talk/
 
You sure it's not "Talk Like a Space Pirate Day"?

"Avast! I'm the first MILLIONAIRE gamer, baby! Arrrrr!"


AG
 
Squeeek ! :yay:
 
Ye filthy scallywags!
Be yer not a squiffy and have a beer with yer harties at the old Sloppy crouch inn.
 
Where do you keep your buccanneers?
Under your buccan' hat!
 
humming on wild rover..

what yer all doin, sittin round here,
Me hearties,away spend yer blooty money
On bullets and whiskey, so yer can mark aaaall
the filthy beast's black to death, find me their small

Oooh theres gold and swirley's
out to be founn
loaded to gunwhales
with bullets an rum
 
Skam said:
Blimey!

I spy a rodent on the deck!

Ah, all is well then.
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Yo ho ho, ye wee lass! I be watchin' the mouse. He be starin' up at fiddler's green like he thinks its a tumblin' down. Shiver me timbers, give that mouse o'er thar a hefty barrel o' grog!
 
Shiver me timbers! Ye land lubbers be talkin' loik pirates! Now less of the tardiness and get yer shippes ready ... we be sailin' at dawn!
 
Ahoy thar Cap'n Skam!

I be hearin' this be International Speak Like a Pirate Day as I left the harrrrbour on the early morning tide this very day

Them thar lily-livered landlubbers back ashore need keelhaulin for lookin at I like I been on the rum all night when I be returnin' talkin' like a swashbucklin' gentleman o' fortune

"talk like a shipmate me harties" says I, "else ye be takin' a long walk off a short plank"

"f**k off home" says they...

"arrrr" says I, "I not be forgettin' this day, ya filthy mutineers"

:D
 
Jimmy B said:
Yo ho ho, ye wee lass! I be watchin' the mouse. He be starin' up at fiddler's green like he thinks its a tumblin' down. Shiver me timbers, give that mouse o'er thar a hefty barrel o' grog!
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ooOOoooOOoooo squeeek !!
 
Ahoy!

Harrr, so yer wanna be rrrreeeeeal pirates, but me can smell many landrats and sprogs around. SHIVER ME TIMBERS !

did yer everrr had some swashbucklin orrr at least been keelhauled one time?

yohoho, we dont think so! *twirl beard*

laterrr, me just waitin for the grogtoberrrrfest harrr!
 
Ah Hoy

Some classics me hearties,


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XIIO-fyUEw[/YOUTUBE]
 
Aaah...the day after...soooooo...

What shall we do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning?
Chorus
Hoo–ray/Wey–hey/Heave-ho and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Verses
Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Cut off his willy with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Take him, shake him and try an' wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put Ryan in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, (3×)[1]
Early in the morning!
You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul the man until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3x)
Early in the morning!
Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul him, keelhaul him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Hold 'im down an' lick his eyeballs, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×)
Early in the morning!
'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Go to the market and buy some apples, (3x)
Early in the morning!

....That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning! (Amen)

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
I now this was a few days ago, but I thought I'd post this.

I accidentaly mistyped a smiley in soc chat the other day, it was

P)

then someone else came up with this one

P-)

Does anyone else think they look like a pirate with an eye patch, especially the 2nd one? :D
 
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