Araneatrox mating season approaches
EBN Newsanchor: And now, over to our Wildlife Studio with the latest news on our furry, and shiny friends out there! Over to you, Klaus Hinderbacken!
Klaus: Dr. Elschman Ditrety, you are live with us from your research laboratory. As far as I understand, you are a world renowned entomologist who’s recently moved to Calypso from earth?
Dr. Ditrety: While I would not agree that “recently” is in any way a measureable parameter, that is correct.
Klaus: And I understand you have some interesting news to share with us today?
Dr. Ditrety: Well that all depends on your level of interest, doesn’t it?
Klaus: Well, uh…
Dr. Ditrety: Very well, I know what you want. Yes, it is become apparent that we are now approaching the Araneatrox mating season. It is expected they will gather for their… rituals, sometime during the weekend.
Klaus: “Sometime” is an acceptable parameter then? Fine. Do you have any tips for our concerned colonists?
Dr. Ditrety: Yes, very well. Don’t step on them, it might start to rain!
Klaus: Step on them? You’ve never actually seen them up close have you?
Dr. Ditrety: I don’t understand why you make such wild accusations.
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Does anyone know anything about this? Are they here yet and if so where?