Blood In The Desert

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We have just had a report from an anonymous miner regarding the incursions.
It indicates that horrifying new forces are being sent against us.

I shouldn’t have been out there alone, but I like my own company.
I mean, I used to.
Now I only feel safe in a crowd.
[Pause]
It was dusk.
I was out mining between Hadesheim and Atlas Haven.
There’s only sand dunes out there.
But the night creatures were out that night, clicking and chirping away in the long grass.
I could see the White Needle pointing up over a dune. Beautiful and ghostly, like a shard of moonlight. Who would have thought something so beautiful could cause such trouble?
[Pause]
Anyway.
I was busy priming a probe when I had a weird feeling.
Something wasn’t right.
I stood still and listened.
Nothing. Not a peep.
Those bloody night creatures usually babble to each other all night long.
Now they were silent.
It was like they were all holding their breath. Afraid to draw attention to themselves.
And suddenly I didn’t want to be alone out there.
In the gathering darkness.
I started running back.
Jumped in my Sleipnir and started fumbling with the controls.
But they didn’t respond.
Then a movement caught my eye.
Multitudes of search lights were piercing the night sky. And then a mass of deep, heavy crunching sounds. All synchronised. All getting closer
Marching?
It made the earth shake.
I started panicking. Frantically tried to dig a hole in the sand.
Anything to get away.
Just then it crested the dune.
The first I saw of it was the great hook coming out of its back, twitching angrily back and forth and pulsing in the darkness with a strange, red glow. Despite the imminent danger a strange thought jumped into my brain. I remember thinking that the light in its ‘hook’ had a special, vital quality to it. Like light filtered through living blood. The kind of light you get when you cover a lamp with your hand.
Then up came the long, articulated neck and the bulbous growth of a head, dipping and swaying like a cobra about to strike.
And of course its one eye, shining through the darkness like a headlamp.
That eye saw me.

And it knew I was afraid.
[Pause]
After a few strides it stood barely 3 metres away.
At four times my height, it towered above me.
Beyond its huge bulk I could dimly make out the shapes of hordes of others.
They were slowly positioning themselves along the ridge of the dune.
It seemed as though a theatre had been formed.
And I was the show.
[Pause]
I snatched my pistol from my pocket and levelled it at the bastard.
It let me fire off a few rounds. For amusement, probably. !
Then it stretched out its long, thin talons towards me and picked me up by the ankle.
It let me dangle a while, like a fish on a hook.
Then it stretched out its other ‘hand’.
[Long Pause]
I heard somewhere that there are three bones in the human thumb. The first and second phalanx, and the metacarpal bone.
[Pause]
It broke all three in both my thumbs.
Slowly.
One after the other.
Then as I was screaming it tore them clean off.
While I was wailing it held them close to its eye, like it was studying them.
Like a human would examine an insect’s wing under a microscope...
[Pause]
Finally, it dropped me.
I stumbled over to the Sleipnir. By this time I was blubbering like a baby.
I tried to wrestle with the controls but my hands were wet and slippery with bright blood. I was losing consciousness. Every contact with the controls shot waves of pain into my broken, mutilated hands.
The controls remained unresponsive.
Then suddenly it stretched up his neck towards the sky. The rest of them followed suit.
The red pulse inside them began to change to a searing, white light. It grew in intensity till it was so powerful it was like being in the centre of a nuclear explosion.
I shut my eyes against it as best I could.
When I opened them I was half blind.
I started punching the controls again.
And suddenly they responded.
I somehow managed to rev her up, feeling the craft lift as I switched her into auto.
I glanced back.
They were marching again. In formation. Following behind the one that tortured me.
[Long Pause]
I’ve thought about it a long time. I can only think of one explanation.
He had his bit of fun with me.
But then he thought better of it.
Instead, he wanted to send me back with a message.
They’re coming.
And this time, they’ve got a Warlock Commander.
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The interviewee asked us to implore colonists to be on the defensive in the Atlas Haven Area this weekend.
Once again, it seems it is up to the colonists to defend our beloved Calypso.


Originally Posted Here
 
That was a great read and I wish they could do this more often. Its more inspiring to go hunt these robots with somewhat of a backstory instead of 'HEY, HERE IS A RANDOM ROBOT WEEKEND. GO BURN YOUR PED KK THX BYE'
 
That was a great read and I wish they could do this more often. Its more inspiring to go hunt these robots with somewhat of a backstory instead of 'HEY, HERE IS A RANDOM ROBOT WEEKEND. GO BURN YOUR PED KK THX BYE'

you have all my respect for being able to read that from begining to end :hammer:
 
you have all my respect for being able to read that from begining to end :hammer:

haha, in that case.. here is the TL;DR version:

Miner is out mining notices it's super quiet for some reason. Hydra appears with a clan of robots. Miner tries to escape in VTOL but controls dont work. He gets picked up by the hydra by his thumb, breaks all of his bones and rips said thumb off, then drops miner. Hydra inspects human part, miner pops back into vtol, shining light formed by robot group blinds miner temporarily while robots walk away following the Hydra. Miner states this was a scare tactic and that they will be back but with a warlock commander next time.
 
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So this warlock commander will be something like The Husk ? In terms of hp/loot
 
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I can try this too.

Walking alone on way to dog groomers.
Last drop of Dr. Pepper was gone.
Click-clack, click-clack went the aluminum can.
The empty can in my hand...fiddling with it.
OH SHIT
I stuck my thumb in the hole and now its stuck!
Can't pull it out, it hurts a little.
I tried...gave up
What can I do I thought. I can't live like this...
Deformed...hidden from their gazes.
"There goes old Dr. Pepper hand" they would say.
I couldn't eat...the bars would not let me in...
"You can't bring that in here" they say!
Forced...
to walk at night.
Click-clack, click-clack
I became....the can-man.
Finding solace now with myself
I spent my days warning people as they passed by
holding their aluminum cans
"Don't stick your thumb in it!" I would tell them
But they did. They always do.
Soon, I started seeing them...the most horrible ones,
we called them,
Two-cans. One on each thumb.
"When will they learn", I prayed
Rain fell in the alley, tic-tic-tic-tic on my can-hand
I cried, collapsed to the ground, wondering....
THERE! What's that?
(glances around)
a Diet Dr. Pepper can-hand
She stood...
The most beautiful can-hand I had ever laid eyes on.
She held out her can-hand to help me up
But that doesn't work, they can cut your thumb.
So I just stood up normally,
gazing into her soul
And we knew right then.
Diet Dr. Pepper DOES taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.
 
I can try this too.

Walking alone on way to dog groomers.
Last drop of Dr. Pepper was gone.
Click-clack, click-clack went the aluminum can.
The empty can in my hand...fiddling with it.
OH SHIT
I stuck my thumb in the hole and now its stuck!
Can't pull it out, it hurts a little.
I tried...gave up
What can I do I thought. I can't live like this...
Deformed...hidden from their gazes.
"There goes old Dr. Pepper hand" they would say.
I couldn't eat...the bars would not let me in...
"You can't bring that in here" they say!
Forced...
to walk at night.
Click-clack, click-clack
I became....the can-man.
Finding solace now with myself
I spent my days warning people as they passed by
holding their aluminum cans
"Don't stick your thumb in it!" I would tell them
But they did. They always do.
Soon, I started seeing them...the most horrible ones,
we called them,
Two-cans. One on each thumb.
"When will they learn", I prayed
Rain fell in the alley, tic-tic-tic-tic on my can-hand
I cried, collapsed to the ground, wondering....
THERE! What's that?
(glances around)
a Diet Dr. Pepper can-hand
She stood...
The most beautiful can-hand I had ever laid eyes on.
She held out her can-hand to help me up
But that doesn't work, they can cut your thumb.
So I just stood up normally,
gazing into her soul
And we knew right then.
Diet Dr. Pepper DOES taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.

:lolup::laugh::laugh::laugh::dance:

I like this version better....Thanks for a good laugh Taco
 
Diet Dr. Pepper DOES taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.[/I]

I don't know WTF this random thing was but it made me laugh.

Perhaps the recent bot events have been a way of encouraging players to try and attain necessary parts for the upgraded Nem/Vigi armours. I remember not long after the Adjusted Nemesis news came out (back in September?) I tried unsuccessfully to get any of the required parts for it. I provided feedback to support and asked some questions about this new feature at the time and they suggested keeping an eye out for an upcoming event - which happened to be the first lot of these bot invasions / events.

Sadly though, I still haven't got a single piece for the upgraded armour parts since. Funny that. It'll just be another unattainable / unachievable mission for me.
 
I like the long reads. It gives me something fun to do at work, and helps build the urge to purge when I get back home.
 
+1 For bertha's story.
It's nice when dev's making up stories behind even simple spawns.

Taco's story is for psycho's :laugh:
 
The big bots are back at Atlas Haven. Popped in to check on it an hour ago. Not many people there at the time, so I left.
 
Is this supposed to be an event?
nobody's there except for a couple of newbs that can't reach tp.

Maybe the players had enough events, and most of them are waiting what MM will bring.
 
Is this supposed to be an event?
nobody's there except for a couple of newbs that can't reach tp.

Maybe the players had enough events, and most of them are waiting what MM will bring.

no,if they just announced something simple like "48 hours nonstop spawn of only hydras
/mulciber/whatever big mob) at solfais starting 20.00 ma time friday"

thne it would be packed..now no1 feels like reading such an long story+ players want to prepare(come back from other planets etc)
 
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nobody's there except for a couple of newbs that can't reach tp.

....

casualties of war...........lock and load ladies
 
no1 feels like reading such an long story
Hate it when people generalize their own attitudes. It's the more ignorant since appreciative comments already exist. To which I subscribe. Hell, someone made an effort, like it or not, but speak for yourself. I like reading.
 
new story brings new mob @ Atlas Haven now

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Hate it when people generalize their own attitudes. It's the more ignorant since appreciative comments already exist. To which I subscribe. Hell, someone made an effort, like it or not, but speak for yourself. I like reading.

ok,i should have specified thne,no1 that cycles an lot(minimum 10k an day) likes to read long storys :)
 
That was a great read and I wish they could do this more often. Its more inspiring to go hunt these robots with somewhat of a backstory instead of 'HEY, HERE IS A RANDOM ROBOT WEEKEND. GO BURN YOUR PED KK THX BYE'

Yes it was. I liked it. Great job MA. +Rep for MA
 
=========
The interviewee asked us to implore colonists to be on the defensive in the Atlas Haven Area this weekend.
Once again, it seems it is up to the colonists to defend our beloved Calypso.


Originally Posted Here

MA summarized the lengthy story at the bottom for those who aren't interested in reading the lore.;)
 
Fucking hell, I think you could make this a bit more terrible MA.

1. The revives are far too close, move them a few more km away. You've already ignored the revive right in the action, might as well go for broke.

2. There needs to be more roving SEG deathsquads in the walls. You can almost find a spot to land/tp to and not die long enough to see the warlock boss.

3. The boss needs a bigger agro range. You can survive for almost long enough to get a group together in the tiny safe spots in the wall to get some damage on him. Make it to where he one-shots you from anywhere in the walls, not just almost anywhere. How else will we be able to enjoy the vehicle ride back to the action if we can live for a few mins?




Come on guys, you copy Ark enough you should know how to run a big boss event by now.
 
I kind of like the way that the area is always full of bots that do completely different types of damage. :laugh:
 
Ditto.. Could anyone summarize in one sentence what's going on?

Dont make toasters sentient, just let them burn bread slices. :tongue2:


Steam is evil
Win10 is the devil
<removed RL political comment>
 
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L1406 Warlock Commander at Atlas, we got no hope :(

l1406_warlock_commander.jpg
 
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