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Church of Lootius - The rebirth of Lootius

The Church can do many good things for you i have witnessed this my self when pray was offered to Lootius in my behalf


just a couple of bombs later i was blessed with the gold swirlies and i heard heavenly music


so none believers that is my testomny

i have become a believer in Lootius my savior
 
I accept the title of brother

Thank you bothers and sisters for letting me enter this most beautiful and wondrous church and may all the people see the light of Loutius!

May Lootius bless all who read this!

Kludge
 
Kludge said:
Thank you bothers and sisters for letting me enter this most beautiful and wondrous church and may all the people see the light of Loutius!

May Lootius bless all who read this!

Kludge
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Thank You brother Kludge - and wellcome. We are all humble believers, as Lootius said: "You are my herd of snables, follow me!"

May you have fun :tongue2:
 
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Lykke said:
as Lootius said: "You are my herd of snables, follow me!"
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:confused: ...doesnt Lootius wants snables dead :confused:

so if u'r it's snables...that cant be good news :laugh: ;) :tongue2:

BUMP
 
lanksia said:
doesnt Lootius wants snables dead :confused:

so if u'r it's snables...BUMP
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Nah of course not. Only the followers of snables :handgun: .. (which would be followers of us ? :confused:) ... We just don't believe in the holy Snable :) And since we don't have sheep in EU ... :tongue2: ...
 
Blessings do help!

Although I have yet to recieve the greatest blessing of Loutius ...

By blessing the machine I used to craft with,
I got better than average loots for a small run!

By blessing the people who hunt near me,
I got about the same loots and they didn't complain!

Kludge

ps Praise be Lootius!
 
On Blessings ...

Actually it DID happen to me yesterday too ... Lykke wished me the best according to Lootius and He granted me a 99 ped typo global :)

The drill tower is no where in sight (yet) :D
 
WOW... it works

Our brother Tor did really well,
he seems to have trouble posting
his screenies ....

Lootius Bless All!
 
aww thanks Sharyn...


:laugh:
 
Kludge said:
Our brother Tor did really well,
he seems to have trouble posting
his screenies ....

Lootius Bless All!
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Not sure about really well, but when Lykke gave out a blessing when she was leaving, the drone I killed the very next second dropped an electro matrix, and the one after that dropped another one. They do not cost much, but 24 peds thanks to a simple blessing is a lot.
 
Thx

Thank you for letting me in.

I am preparing myself for intense things and wild experiences while playing.

I would like to say hi to all the brothers and sisters and may we make this game more fun than frustrating.

May the lootius lord watch upon our succes.



- watching the destitute kid from a grass hut making it big time.
 
:) Again, welcome to our newest members (which also contain "old" CoL members ;) welcome back).

Yesterday yet another member joined our soc: Lord NoName Incognito.

I hope you will all find fun and joy! It's soon Christmas and I bet Lootius have something nice for us in his deep pockets! (And no, I don't mean the one with an hole in ... though I'm sure he has a surprice in that one to) ...

:bowdown: :shots: :woohoo:
 
....B.u.m.p....¨

We are still looking for members :) Please pm either me or Sharyn, if you are interested or have any questions whatsoever.

:wtg:
 
Come on people, don't be shy .... :ahh:

While waiting:

The Most Gruesome Death

There was a long, long line of spirits waiting to get into the revival. Not all these spirits could fit into the revivalpoint, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.

The first man in line started telling his story, ''Well, ViagraFalls, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from hunting one day to catch them in action. I got home to my apartment in TI City and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a sollomate crusho then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the McCormick Safe and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.''

The next man came up and started his story. ''Peter ViagraFalls, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building in TI City. I was doing up standing exercises on a chair one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought 'Please Lootius spare my life' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a sollomate crusho so I fell again. But the dear Lootius saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his McCormick safe on top of me.''

It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. ''Well, ViagraFalls, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick's McCormick safe ...!


Considder this as yet a bump ;)
 
We welcome Kludge's littl brother to CoL!

:yay:




Disciples in CoL
Church of Lootius offers it's members to invite their disciples into soc. We do this because we know good help and advice is needed when you start playing the game. Also it takes time to have a disciple. To make sure our members can train their disciples the best way, we therefore find it necessary that they have the possibility to be a part of a society were help will always be around. The disciple joins the forth circle. After graduation, First circle and the master will decide wether the disciple can stay in soc or not. The disciple is, of course as all other members, free to leave whenever he/she feels like it.
 
Jops said:
Looks like kindof a sausage fest... Pass!
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you have anything against sausages, huuu ??? :dunno:




May I welcome our newest member Spawn, the former leader of Lithium. We are honored with your present and Lootius is preparing something nice ... Loot or lot ... it's all in his hands (also the christmas beers, but he kicks you if you try get them back)


LOOTIUS BLESS YOU ALL!
 
You gotta love those context sensitive google ads :laugh:



...and bump :)
 
Lootius Bless!

All who read this should recieve Lootius' Blessing!
Let us know when it works!
Post here when Lootius' Blessing helped you!


Kludge
 
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Chainfire ??? I don't know man ... but that pic makes my right hook ...
want to scream to your face :>

Kludge

ps nothing personal ... just poverbial
 
Kludge said:
All who read this should recieve Lootius' Blessing!
Let us know when it works!
Post here when Lootius' Blessing helped you!


Kludge
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I finally looted my gorram tp chip after your blessings :yay:

Nity
 
Most Excelllent! Great Lootius will bless you if you read this and believe!

ps grats man
 
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