pfesler
Old Alpha
- Joined
- Mar 21, 2011
- Posts
- 780
For years now, as I hunt I have been traumatized by the sight of a gray, dangly, beribboned, and completely unsettling Transylvanian boorum super cock. The time has come that I ask, in all seriousness, Why MA? WHY! Why, everytime that I go search for a cloak, am I confronted with not only the gruesomely down syndromed visage of the Count, but also the inevitability of what I must assume is donkey's hang low? I want to know the person responsible in the development meeting that piped up with the annoyingly "artistic" twist, "Let's give him a massive schlong. It will add character". Who is this repressed soul? Did it come from the top? Was it David himself? Or was it a lowly intern, shuffling about, pouring brandy into unsuspecting developers coffees and whispering "funny" thoughts into their alcohol laced minds? Was it a player? I can name at least 9 sick bastards in this forsaken game that could have lit this phallic fire. (Fort, Corvette, Linzey).
I want answers.
I want answers.