Ok I tried a few tricks on this...nothing helped. The Sidd Finch theory (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidd_Finch ) merely produced gibberish. Although, there might be "A Macooti" in the egg WeverTF that is, based on this line:
A major announcement coming out of Treasure Island.
If there really is a Macooti that hatches, I, for one, hope a Macooti is a 10 meter tall monkey in a sombrero, that is not affected by turrets, and that jerks-off constantly and throws feces for over 200 damage.
However, here is my adjusted final theory: The article drops 2 hints. "knowledge", and "green". Scientists are raising this egg. They will induce it to hatch. What happens after that? In the RL, the hatched organism will be raised by the scientists. Now, I have seen enough movies to know that the organism will be funny and quirky, and like to get into trouble. Also, one of the scientists will fall in love with it (in a non-sexual way, you pervs). That being said, whatever weird thing comes out of the egg, will have to be raised by the scientists, correct? That means it will be a docile version, that is capable of living with humans. VIOLA! TAMING!
However, this knowledge gained about raising a tamed organism, this was earned. By Deathifier himself. This is a profession, professions make money, money is "green". (the two hints now make sense) So the ability or knowledge to raise tamable organisms resides upon the lands TI or is in the hands of Deathifier.
I predict pens, where he can place mobs, that can be broken over time (like wild horses) where we will grind away to eventually tame an animal of our choice. Taming "weapons" like cattle-prods or religious beliefs will be used to keep eventually break the spirits of the captive lifeforms.
But hopefully it wont be easy...I look forward to piles dead avatars, and pissing contests in local chat, as the tamable mobs use every last effort to make our lives hell, and cost us shitloads of ped in our never-ending quest to brag about our professional standings.
Well, that's how I would do it anyway.