I got bored this afternoon and wrote a few parodies of those credit report.com commercials we all know and love. Hope you enjoy!!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUm0dgu5QGs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.entropiaforum.com%2Fforums%2Fgeneral-discussion%2F162531-entropiaforum-com-commercials.html&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]
Lyrics:
They say that you should always dress for the job you know.
So why am I dressed up like an inmate wearing these orange clothes.
I spend my days at swamp camp doing what I can for free
then I"m back here every evening selling sweat at the TP
Shoulda gone to En.. Tropia.. Forum.com.
I should have seen it comin' at me like a seismic bomb.
They have lots of tutorials to help you on your way.
So you dont end up quittin after only a few days!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF1f0hsjyM8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.entropiaforum.com%2Fforums%2Fgeneral-discussion%2F162531-entropiaforum-com-commercials.html&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]
Lyrics:
Well I was shopping for a new gun, which one's me?
A modified Merc or an MK III.
Too bad I didn't know my credit was low cause now
I'm walkin' out the shop with my used opalo.
F R E E, Yes its free. entropiaforum.com, baby!
Saw their ad on my PC. Thought about going but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat....
I can barely kill a snable and my soc is gettin' laughed at.
F R E E that spells free... entropiaforum.com, baby!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZXFqXrSg[/YOUTUBE]
Lyrics:
I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
Her Entropia Forum reputation was bad
so now her threads are getting locked by 711
and she can't sell her armor cause she... made you mad.
NO she cant start a thread without her thread going dead
because my girl defaulted on a deal that she made
Now she banned from Entropia forum.com and she's stuck with all this crap instead of... getting paid.