Chop! You "OLD" dog!! There's no doubt that, like a fine wine, you're getting better with age. Of course, plonk will ALWAYS be plonk, no matter how old it gets. That being said, have a SUPER HAPPY BIRTHDAY, mate. Hope this is a "vintage" year for you!
I did indeed get very very drunk. My work collegues gave me some vouchers for a chain of Booze shops (they know me soo well) and rather than get 2 or more bottles of very nice wine, I decided to buy a bottle of Brandy and several bottles of Champagne, and spent a good amount of the day drinking champagne cocktails. If anyone wasn't sure, They Work...
I didn't however have a Birthday cake with candles. The local fire service specifically requested that I didn't since that many candles would have constituted a major fire hazard, allegedly.
Later I may be going to play bingo with a bunch of mates. Yes, Actual Bingo. We thought it might be amusing, or it might just be 4 rowdy drunk guys getting frowned at by Alot of old ladies.