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If Chuck Norris played EU

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks an Araneatrox to death, it's the Araneatrox's face that decays, not Chuck Norris' boots.
 
Please, dont eaven start... :rofl: , beat my list...
btw if ya want chuck norris facts, then read them ---> Here <---

When Chuck norris started to play PE , he sweated Araneatrox to death... Little arane could not run, becouse Chuck Norris kept doing Round house kicks at little spider...
In the same day, he was banned by MA... reason ''cruel atitude against animals ''In game''...''
 
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This is EU related.
 
Buzz Lightyear crafted Chuck Norris :yay:
 
at some point there was a rumor that Chuck actualy did have an avatar in Entropia
 
Swede said:
at some point there was a rumor that Chuck actualy did have an avatar in Entropia
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but it got banned because of all loot was transfered directly to him instead to the lootpool....

Chuck Norris is still in EU, he calls him sell Lootius...
 
ok................. :ahh:

Unique Official MindArk PHG -v.Marco once was called Unique Official MindArk & Texas Ranger PHG -Chuck.Norris ...

But MA realised that, this gun was too weak to call it like that :rolleyes:
 
Well he never will get in cause Buzz aint crafting him cause it takes..

1 pair of combat enboots
1 pair of storm color jeans
1 pair of enknuckles
1 cowboy hat


And the cowboy hat aint dropping... o_O
 
If Chuck Norris Played EU he'd beat the crap out of the thread starter for using his name without his permission.

Emery
 
Chuck Norris uses a rocketlauncher for a toothpick

Chuck Norris once went to Hades >_< Now it's refered to as Ghost town

Chuck Norris doesnt need to fly to CND he walks there bearfoot >_<
 
who cares about chuck norris?
macggyver could easily make a dub & mcc terminator from a piece of sweat, a board and one piece of those logs with a swiss knife...
only problem is the drop rate of the knife, zero....:eek:
 
Chuck DID play PE... That was 4 years ago when MA went bankrupt.
They had to close down after they transfered all their money to Chuck, out of fear of being round housed if loot was bad.
They were still all round housed ofc, because they had created mobs that didn't show Chuck the proper respect.

After Chuck lost his interest, they re-started Entropia slowly... And THAT's why MA doesn't advertise :wise:
 
If Chuck Norris played EU he'd be getting pissed off because his avatar would be called 'Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris' and everyone would be calling him Carlos.
 
Chimp said:
If Chuck Norris played EU he'd be getting pissed off because his avatar would be called 'Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris' and everyone would be calling him Carlos.
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LOL too funny :yay:
 
Mathayus said:
who cares about chuck norris?
macggyver could easily make a dub & mcc terminator from a piece of sweat, a board and one piece of those logs with a swiss knife...
only problem is the drop rate of the knife, zero....:eek:
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*pats Mathayus on the back*

Welcome to teh intranet, its teh year 2007...
 
If Chuck Norris is ingame, he doesn't need to check the ingame time. The game will check what chuck-norris-time it is and synch with it. :scratch2:

Edit: And of course Chuck Norris don't know how to use a decoy - because he's never had to use one.
 
Chuck Norris don't need a fap! He has 1000 HP and regenerates 100 HP a second! :D
 
Faustian said:
Chuck Norris don't need a fap! He has 1000 HP and regenerates 100 HP a second! :D
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Don't forget that Chuck Norris' skin protects better than Mod Shadow.
 
Boorums suffer from penis envy when they're in a men's room with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris crafted Buzz Lightyear. :)

Festival of Firepower is what Chuck Norris's Sweet 16 party became known as after he roundhouse kicked his mom for calling it his Sweet 16 party.
 
Skalmann Rockstar can't even compare his own skill level with those skills of Chuck Norris Texas Ranger have. ;)
 
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The Egg won't hatch because it's afraid of what Chuck Norris would do to it
 
Chuck Norris don't kill mobs, they give their loot to Chuck.

His loots never shows in ATH coz' it can show only 6 number values.

And his armor never decays. When Chuck Norris uses his armor, it's TT value increases. His Pixies TT is now over 12k PED. Actually C.N. don't need any armor but he likes to travel incognito and wears Pixie sometimes.

You can find huge Valurite deposit from his footsteps.

If Chuck Norris crafts something, he always gets two XX unlimited blueprints. And is pissed coz' there is no suitable book for them.

Why only parts of Amethera is available? Chuck Norris don't like visitors in his ranch.
 
Wormie said:
Chuck Norris don't kill mobs, they give their loot to Chuck.

His loots never shows in ATH coz' it can show only 6 number values.

And his armor never decays. When Chuck Norris uses his armor, it's TT value increases. His Pixies TT is now over 12k PED. Actually C.N. don't need any armor but he likes to travel incognito and wears Pixie sometimes.

You can find huge Valurite deposit from his footsteps.

If Chuck Norris crafts something, he always gets two XX unlimited blueprints. And is pissed coz' there is no suitable book for them.

Why only parts of Amethera is available? Chuck Norris don't like visitors in his ranch.
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LOL fookin funny!
 
Chuck Norris is the only player ever to complete EU. The second time he played he found that that all the mobs ran away from him, so he stopped playing.
 
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