maniac
Alpha
- Joined
- Jan 27, 2005
- Posts
- 633
- Location
- Shadows
- Society
- Church of Lootius
- Avatar Name
- Konrad D. Knox
Greetings, brethren!
I am maniac, the only and last surviving minister of Lootius Monastery.
That's right, I am a Priest. I play a man of cloth, servant of God Lootius.
If you do not believe in Lootius, you are doomed to poverty. Lootius is father and son. Without him, you are really alone in the field.
Formal Definition: Lootius Factor.
The belief in Lootius, called Lootisism, is based on the basic assumption that
Lootius is the only logical force in this virtual reality. He is personalized as a gorgeous female (sometimes), since he/she favors guys mostly. Also, as a dark-bearded old geezer.
Lootius is that very thing that keeps us all in tact. Keeper Of Hunter's Luck, Protector Of Loot, God of Miners, Crafters, Fighters - Lootius puts minerals under your claim rod when you press that Detonator button, he stuffs your dead mobs with yummy goodies, and weapons, and he gives you peds.
To make sure you never fail in his eyes, you must follow the 6 commendments:
1. Lootius is everything. Alpha and Omega. Accept Lootius in your Heart.
2. Saying "Hail Lootius" is not enough. You must really think it, and believe.
3. Pray every day, for self & friends. Put your soul and heart into the prayer.
4. Thou shalt help out n00bs. Kindness to the poor is blessed.
5. Thou shalt not scam.
6. Thou shalt not steal from, insult, or offend any other Lootius worshipper.
I was the first person in Eudoria to come in direct contact with Lootius. Upon this contact I was given a Divine Preminition, in which He explained to me the REAL loot pool system. This is a humble sketch of what I saw:
I am maniac, the only and last surviving minister of Lootius Monastery.
That's right, I am a Priest. I play a man of cloth, servant of God Lootius.
If you do not believe in Lootius, you are doomed to poverty. Lootius is father and son. Without him, you are really alone in the field.
Formal Definition: Lootius Factor.
The belief in Lootius, called Lootisism, is based on the basic assumption that
Lootius is the only logical force in this virtual reality. He is personalized as a gorgeous female (sometimes), since he/she favors guys mostly. Also, as a dark-bearded old geezer.
Lootius is that very thing that keeps us all in tact. Keeper Of Hunter's Luck, Protector Of Loot, God of Miners, Crafters, Fighters - Lootius puts minerals under your claim rod when you press that Detonator button, he stuffs your dead mobs with yummy goodies, and weapons, and he gives you peds.
To make sure you never fail in his eyes, you must follow the 6 commendments:
1. Lootius is everything. Alpha and Omega. Accept Lootius in your Heart.
2. Saying "Hail Lootius" is not enough. You must really think it, and believe.
3. Pray every day, for self & friends. Put your soul and heart into the prayer.
4. Thou shalt help out n00bs. Kindness to the poor is blessed.
5. Thou shalt not scam.
6. Thou shalt not steal from, insult, or offend any other Lootius worshipper.
I was the first person in Eudoria to come in direct contact with Lootius. Upon this contact I was given a Divine Preminition, in which He explained to me the REAL loot pool system. This is a humble sketch of what I saw:
