Derid is so fat she always see 2 teleporters at the same time.
Derid is so fat he's actually taller laying down than standing up, in fact he is so fat if he lay down he needs a space thruster to accommodate the belly.
Derid is so fat that MA needs 2 revivals to reconstruct him after killed.
Derid face is so ugly you don't want to use it to sort dung on.
Derid is so stupid if he deposit 1M ped, he would loose it all to scammers and and up have even less than what he owns now.
Derid is so stupid he held a debate with an auctioneer and the auctioneer won.
Derid's ava would be uber if there was a skill called "stupidity".
Derid was so proud that his ava has hydrocefalus just like IRL, but he tries not get a big head about it.
Derid need a face mask to go hunting otherwise even an Atrox stalker would run away.
Derid breath smells so bad when he starts talking it's like someone kicked a whole in a rotting Hogglo carcass.
Derid stinks so bad when you in team hunt your keyboard starts to smell.
Derid is so fat when he's in a VTOL it doesn't want to take off.