Jokes

mastermesh

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In honor of Vortexy's Diary perhaps it's time we had a thread dedicated to jokes to lighten the mood around here a bit. ;)

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"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man's wife said that he had 'departed,' the intellectual replied: 'When he arrives back, will you tell him that I stopped by?'"
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Why'd the Orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
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So, I was having lunch with the Planet Calypso Chess champion. Everything was good but the table cloth was checkered color and it took him 30 minutes to pass the salt!
 
Ok..Here goes

You have no idea how long it took me to post this joke..Lefty broke the thread..me thinks. :laugh:



I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. :eyecrazy::laugh:
 
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