Well it all started back in 2005 when Huskie and Freddy the Penguin discovered some marks that could be seen only in safe-mode.
Hurrikane and Squee "da Bomb" added to it with a puzzling riddle that went into obscurity for years.
One day, Magam, Foudil and I are drunk at a strip club and we were talking about it....John Capital was there making it rain with Rippersnapper earnings, and as I watched the dollar bills floating down onto the stage, I began to understand what they were talking about:
We were quantifying infinite possibilities in a closed environment with limited possibilities!
Something had to break!
So for months, Lunchbox and I flew all over, speaking with women mathmeticians at MIT, Stanford, Cambridge, Uppsala Universitet, Universität zu Köln etc.
It wasn't until one night in Rio, with Qamori and Xantok that we finally settled on the theory.
Qam and Xantok were out meeting some locals in a bread factory trying to score me some "creativity-powder". After a while, they didn't show up, so Lunch and I went to look for him...We found them scribbling equations on the wall of fish-market in a meditative trance.
Since it was starting to rain, and the writing was disappearing, lunch (the quick thinker) took out his disposable camera and took pictures before it was lost forever.
Since Zeus and Arch were back in the states, I got on an encrypted sat-phone, sent them the pics, and had them rush over to ktpsmf's house...
This is when things started to get a teeny bit weird though.
In order to enter Kestukis's property, they had to go through a series of locked caverns, descending deeper and deeper into this grand throne-room that held Kest's math formulas. (Later, Zeus and Arch would tell me they literally feared for their lives in there.) I assume it was similar to the drug dealers house in the movie "the Sitter"
Anyhow, the data they retrieved was sent back to us in Brazil. In order to not let the secret out, we flew back in an abandoned cargo van and on February 3, 2014, all of us met up in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Everyone mentioned here so far was there, all crammed into this luxury 4,500 square-foot penthouse we rented from Star. (Star couldn't make it, because of his on-going obligation to constantly price-check his gear) It was THEN that we finalized the details.
I walked out of that room with the equation that we present to you today. But at dinner that night, Xantok got fucking spaghetti sauce on part of it, obscuring an important part of the equation, so the last variable was hidden until last week when we finally figured it out.
Anyhoo...that's how we figured it out, Ember