Fforest
Dominant
- Joined
- Dec 6, 2005
- Posts
- 412
- Location
- Manchester, UK
- Society
- Project -X-
- Avatar Name
- Travis Fforest Cutter
I was chatting with a soc mate last night (a frustrated miner) and we came up with a solution for those hard to reach mining claims.....
Crampons (L)
- Attach these spikes to your footwear and reach those vertical claims!!
After a brief pause, my soc mate said "OK. What if they reach minimum condition while you are half way up a cliff?". Easy...
Parachute (L) - Don't go climbing without one!
After an exchange of
the conversation ended. But should it have? What happens if the parachute hits minimum value mid-air. Not so easy? Nah, piece of cake...
Expando Pants (L) - Your inflatable trouser friend (hang on. that sounds rude
) These will inflate and act as your own personal air bag at the push of a button.
OK. What if these go belly up before you hit the deck? Well, what are the chances of all three items failing in the same instant? I don't know. But to cover for this, every miner should also carry Crutches (L) and Bandages UL
I would be surprised if all of these weren't implemented in VU 10.1
Ff
Now where are my pills
Crampons (L)
After a brief pause, my soc mate said "OK. What if they reach minimum condition while you are half way up a cliff?". Easy...
Parachute (L) - Don't go climbing without one!
After an exchange of

Expando Pants (L) - Your inflatable trouser friend (hang on. that sounds rude

OK. What if these go belly up before you hit the deck? Well, what are the chances of all three items failing in the same instant? I don't know. But to cover for this, every miner should also carry Crutches (L) and Bandages UL
I would be surprised if all of these weren't implemented in VU 10.1
Ff
Now where are my pills
