Fforest
Dominant
- Joined
- Dec 6, 2005
- Posts
- 412
- Location
- Manchester, UK
- Society
- Project -X-
- Avatar Name
- Travis Fforest Cutter
I was chatting with a soc mate last night (a frustrated miner) and we came up with a solution for those hard to reach mining claims.....
Crampons (L)
- Attach these spikes to your footwear and reach those vertical claims!!
After a brief pause, my soc mate said "OK. What if they reach minimum condition while you are half way up a cliff?". Easy...
Parachute (L) - Don't go climbing without one!
After an exchange of
the conversation ended. But should it have? What happens if the parachute hits minimum value mid-air. Not so easy? Nah, piece of cake...
Expando Pants (L) - Your inflatable trouser friend (hang on. that sounds rude
) These will inflate and act as your own personal air bag at the push of a button.
OK. What if these go belly up before you hit the deck? Well, what are the chances of all three items failing in the same instant? I don't know. But to cover for this, every miner should also carry Crutches (L) and Bandages UL
I would be surprised if all of these weren't implemented in VU 10.1
Ff
Now where are my pills
Crampons (L)
- Attach these spikes to your footwear and reach those vertical claims!!After a brief pause, my soc mate said "OK. What if they reach minimum condition while you are half way up a cliff?". Easy...
Parachute (L) - Don't go climbing without one!
After an exchange of
the conversation ended. But should it have? What happens if the parachute hits minimum value mid-air. Not so easy? Nah, piece of cake...Expando Pants (L) - Your inflatable trouser friend (hang on. that sounds rude
) These will inflate and act as your own personal air bag at the push of a button. OK. What if these go belly up before you hit the deck? Well, what are the chances of all three items failing in the same instant? I don't know. But to cover for this, every miner should also carry Crutches (L) and Bandages UL
I would be surprised if all of these weren't implemented in VU 10.1
Ff
Now where are my pills
