New mob idea: Arse

oh Dear god i am laughing so damn hard Mods Please dont lock this but instead Laugh your own asses off CHildish Humor what a blast
 
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I don't think I've laughed at EF like that in a long time. :ahh:
I shouldn't have .. but gawd I did.

I don't think I need what they loot, though ...

Common Dung 80350 0.80 PED STORAGE
:laugh:
 
Lol i love that name

ary :pimp:
 
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With loot like the one handed club I would suggest damage type may be penetration :eek:
 
i guess the Mods didnt get the joke here they moved it to WIshlist LMAO
 
LOL @ Arse-Hunter :laugh:
 
Literally, just an anus with 2 arse cheeks. Bouncing along like a big dollop of botty. Hopping, low aggro, slow attack, 100% Shrapnel. Maturities;

Arse-Outcast
Arse-Bandit
Arse-Worker
Arse-Raider
Arse-Thief
Arse-Scavenger
Arse-Hunter
Arse-Looter
Arse-Prowler
Arse-Stalker

They drop Stinktree longboards, Animal Arse Oil, Large Horn, Enhanced Target Assessment unit, Soft Hide, 1-handed club, Bear armour.

Please make this wish come true ^-^/

Nooo 50% shrap 50% acid as it would fart you down to death...

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HEHE...
First +Rep

Then.. If this is going to happen (I hope) it will most likley be a mob whith name "rumpa". And that is in swedish for arse...
And u can lot "avförning" that is Dung on a "more potant" level
 
Gr8 post and ty for making my day start with a chuckle :laugh:
have to have both sexes too because i don't want to hunt for any old arse :D

make the males hairy so we can tell them apart and please don't tell me that females are hairy too or i'll spew :eek:
 
Anyone wanna come up with a list of descriptive words for when you get killed by them? :D
I'm gonna steal a umbranoid one:
Smelly

obvious yet true. :)


Z.
 
Bloody Hilarious! Well thought up and +rep.
 
:naughty: OMG LMAO. Almost choked on my coffee!! Oh and they could all congregate for "The Pants Gamblers Convention".
 
Does this new mob spawn in the same area as the other new mob, the Barbee?
 
they drop fanfare trumpets ?

thinking about it this mob exists already,just under vareous other names , u cant loot them exept in pvp4 , they steal your mob and loot when u die in these events , they are player controled.Well readers are You an arse?
 
Bring on the trumpets!

This is fucking hilarious
 
Anyone wanna come up with a list of descriptive words for when you get killed by them? :D
I'm gonna steal a umbranoid one:
Smelly

obvious yet true. :)


Z.

rumbeling
seeping
fat
irritable
massive
gasseous
perplexed
wanton
irrisistable
flamboyant

enough?
 
constipated
cellulitic
flatulent
diarrheic :holyshit:

ok this is going to a bad place. I better stop now :D
 
What kind of damage do they do?
Acid?
Impact?
Burn?


Penetration? lol
 
What kind of damage do they do?
Acid?
Impact?
Burn?


Penetration? lol

no,no , they are only vulnrable to penetration, its the only way to kill them.
 
Ill be sure to whip out my RepEdge Battle Arse, Wanker edition
 
OMG. Top notch comedy :)

Some Obvious Team Names
The Chocolate Speedway Riders
Rusty Sheriffs Badge
and the ever popular Uphill Gardeners


I think the loot would have to be a Power Fist of some sort :eek:
Maybe a Loughlin Ring Expander One (L)...or should that be (o)?
 
fun to surf the forums, never know what you'll find...
I found a link to this thread in Lardinho's sig! :yay:

reminds me of Assy McGee!...


:bump: :wave:
 
but we DO already have these ...they're called Tezlapods ^^

PS: the "Oshiri" in Oshiri Hearts literally means "ass" in Japanese XD
 
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