Phil Surtees
Stalker
- Joined
- May 20, 2007
- Posts
- 2,086
- Location
- In the geometry stacks
- Society
- Freelancer
- Avatar Name
- Phil Hill Surtees
PETER (People for Ethical Treatment of Enemy Robots) has possibly been involved in attempts to infiltrate our rear, according to a statement released by
DICK (Defense Intelligence Center Kommissariat) .
The have deployed CRAP (Calypso Recon And Patrol) forces to stem this infiltration, and are calling for Organized Resistance Groups And Special Military Squads (ORGASMS) to be mobilized.
The Defense Industries Logistics & Design Organization (DILDO) is considered to be a prime target, and may already be a tool of the enemy.
Everyone should maintain a tight grip on the situation, and be ready for withdrawal if the crisis climaxes.
DICK (Defense Intelligence Center Kommissariat) .
The have deployed CRAP (Calypso Recon And Patrol) forces to stem this infiltration, and are calling for Organized Resistance Groups And Special Military Squads (ORGASMS) to be mobilized.
The Defense Industries Logistics & Design Organization (DILDO) is considered to be a prime target, and may already be a tool of the enemy.
Everyone should maintain a tight grip on the situation, and be ready for withdrawal if the crisis climaxes.
