Im holidaying in VU 10 this year (assuming my flights not delayed!) it made me think of this:
Reasons why its good to take a holiday in VU 10 this year:
You will most likely avoid Swine flu.
It will be no more expense than a week on the beach and drinking in bars full of w*nkers.
You will not contract a bunch of STD's from a 3am fumble on the beach with someone you'd never have dreampt of touching with your enemys c*ck in daylight and sober.
You get to explore all day everyday.
You get to see approx 4 sunsets a day (possibly!)
You are less likely to get the runs from badly prepared food (unless you are still nibbling on that Dominoes after the second day).
People will not look at you funny if you turn up at the bar looking for beer in full Supremacy and carrying a Foeripper.
They will only laugh a little if you turn up in full pixie with an opalo.
AND maybe, just maybe you'll discover something no one has ever discovered before - of great value!! (not used condoms on the beach the morning after).
Im sure there is more
Reasons why its good to take a holiday in VU 10 this year:
You will most likely avoid Swine flu.
It will be no more expense than a week on the beach and drinking in bars full of w*nkers.
You will not contract a bunch of STD's from a 3am fumble on the beach with someone you'd never have dreampt of touching with your enemys c*ck in daylight and sober.
You get to explore all day everyday.
You get to see approx 4 sunsets a day (possibly!)
You are less likely to get the runs from badly prepared food (unless you are still nibbling on that Dominoes after the second day).
People will not look at you funny if you turn up at the bar looking for beer in full Supremacy and carrying a Foeripper.
They will only laugh a little if you turn up in full pixie with an opalo.
AND maybe, just maybe you'll discover something no one has ever discovered before - of great value!! (not used condoms on the beach the morning after).
Im sure there is more
