Xzion
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- Joined
- Sep 14, 2005
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- Sweden
- Society
- The Disturbed Ones
- Avatar Name
- Thomas Xzion Warqul
So, since i decleared Twin Peaks my kingdom i think i shuld set some very important rules around!
And since im the self-proclaimed King in twin peaks. i think i shuld be the first one to tell you all this, Also, since twins is a kingdom of itself, the rules, me, will be called by Twing Xzion (Tok a bit of twins and king and put it toghter, for a more easy way to say it);
First off;
Twin peaks IS manly, everyone shuld carry atleast one sword to be able to fight the other manly citizen with in the ring (Women and childs included)
Manlyness is one of the cornerstones to the society and shuld always be upheld with pride.
if you are some projectile sissy well! Shoo!
Fapping in the ring while swording is NOT manly. Therefor it is forbidden, aswell as wearing armor protecting against swordcuts also breaks the rules.
Projectiles shuld be left for the womens to use when they hunt for food.
The next important rule is;
Chat! Becuse if you dont, we will! so you better do it yourself rather then having others covering up for you! Teamspirit is what we need.
Also, you need to get drunk and wasted a lot.
Well. thats all for now. O_O!
Remeber; Twin peaks is the first and also the best kingdom this far in entropia. We respect echoter there!
Im also trying to incresse the population, so ... well you can guess what we offer if you come there!
If your criminal record is clean you can apply for citizenship over EF.
Im currently in a war with the a bandit gang led under the mighty warlord Parlog, so im recruting new members for my royal force to protect us all!
*Bounty: 10 ped if you can bring proof of that you killed the Exiled Parlog - The mighty warlord - with your own hands!
Current Royal Force:
*Twineral McCormick - Will do all the strategies needed for any battle. Also looks very handy while taking a bath!
Over and out
/Twing Xzion
And since im the self-proclaimed King in twin peaks. i think i shuld be the first one to tell you all this, Also, since twins is a kingdom of itself, the rules, me, will be called by Twing Xzion (Tok a bit of twins and king and put it toghter, for a more easy way to say it);
First off;
Twin peaks IS manly, everyone shuld carry atleast one sword to be able to fight the other manly citizen with in the ring (Women and childs included)
Manlyness is one of the cornerstones to the society and shuld always be upheld with pride.
if you are some projectile sissy well! Shoo!
Fapping in the ring while swording is NOT manly. Therefor it is forbidden, aswell as wearing armor protecting against swordcuts also breaks the rules.
Projectiles shuld be left for the womens to use when they hunt for food.
The next important rule is;
Chat! Becuse if you dont, we will! so you better do it yourself rather then having others covering up for you! Teamspirit is what we need.
Also, you need to get drunk and wasted a lot.
Well. thats all for now. O_O!
Remeber; Twin peaks is the first and also the best kingdom this far in entropia. We respect echoter there!
Im also trying to incresse the population, so ... well you can guess what we offer if you come there!
If your criminal record is clean you can apply for citizenship over EF.
Im currently in a war with the a bandit gang led under the mighty warlord Parlog, so im recruting new members for my royal force to protect us all!
*Bounty: 10 ped if you can bring proof of that you killed the Exiled Parlog - The mighty warlord - with your own hands!
Current Royal Force:
*Twineral McCormick - Will do all the strategies needed for any battle. Also looks very handy while taking a bath!
Over and out
/Twing Xzion
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Uh ....yeah...whatever.....
