Skam's Diary

Skam

The Half-Wit Phoenix
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Silicon Skam Chip
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Sooo, what to write here then.
Well. My Gnasher is leaving tomorrow. He'll be gone for 3 weeks. Three lonely looong weeks. How on earth am I going to survive?
He's going to civic duty since he never was in the millitary.

He was gone exactly three weeks about same time last year aswell. For another reason tho!

Maybe he's lying? :eek:
Maybe what he's REALLY doing is jumping around in a pink, cuddly bunnysuit, drinking beer in Disney World? :D I can imagine... Thats what I would do anyhow!


I think maybe a UFO landed in our garden today. We lost internet and one of our tv-channels, and we recived no sms's or phonecalls during that time! (well thats not really out of the ordinary...) :eek: Maybe Im really [sign] brain washed [/sign] and Im really pregnant with a alien baby! Maybe thats why I keep smelling reindeer-meat even tho nobody in this house have cooked it o_O



Dont judge me, I allready have it confirmed that Im crazy. :D
 
Eeeek just a few more hours now and my Gnashie is gone for 3 weeks!
Im missing him allready (before he have even gone out!)
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Im thinking, MAN how am I gonna survive? Ill live of pizza and noodles I guess. I have this belt that sometimes lock up so I cant open it. I must remind myself not to use it while he's gone. When it locks, I dont manage to get it up myself but he does.
Or he's gonna find me at home with wet pants, stinking and a horrid rash when he comes home I guess :laugh: Better hope I remember not to use that belt..


After seeing the pictures of Essi's dress I really, really want one too.
I wonder if Im cute enuff MA will make "Skam Bunnyears". I guess not, but you can hope :silly2:
I gotta start beeing smart like Essi. I suppose just beeing fluffy isnt enough to get a clothingpiece named after you!



..
So the pope died yesterday. Well really Im not affected by it at all. I just came to think about it now since the TV's on and some bishop is babbelin in latin. I dont get WHY they are sending it. How many norwegains know latin? It isnt texted... I wonder if it is anyone who acctually sits down to see this. Not because they dont have anything else to do... but "lets hurry home!"
I guess its far from my understanding as I dont belive.



And now Im taking myself in thinking: What will today bring? Prolly nothing but boredom and sadness. Forgive me if Im grumpy on this day.
I hate beeing alone.
 
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Yay South Park meeee :)
 
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As Essi was a bit sleepy I got to borrow her dress. :D
Looks good, no? :)

So the bomb dropped today. 25000 peds with a 19000 ped tt item in it. Im completely blown away. I love these types of happenings!
Im kind of sick of the whining that "boo a uber got it, like he didnt have gear from before", "boo I didnt get it", "boo this means Ill get worse loots" and so on. Im so sick of it.

I think most people thats been here over a year NEEDS these kind of events. I doubt Im the only active 1 year + that grows tired of PE in the times where nothing is happening. Lately alot have happened. Apartments, Eomon even and the Roman ram event now. I gotta applaude MA for this, I find it great! Now Im again looking forward to beeing in PE, not just doing it of boredom from nothing else to do.
 
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another pic of me in Essi-dress.

Thanks alot Essi :D
 
Was at the doctor's today for a routine-check. He confirmed that I looked extra fluffy today and applauded my choice of shampoo. My limbs are also reconvering from all the jumping I had to do while handing out those eastereggs. Phew that was hard!

I felt like a old,old bunny today when I sat down and ate dinner at 2 pm. And now its 5 pm and Im going to bed. Well, this bunny didnt sleep last night. Missed mr. big n fluffy too much.
And still he's just been gone 2 days of 3 weeks. Ill prolly look quite shabby when he gets home.

Today I ate alot of candy. That was yummy. :D

Now Im going to sleep a little and dream wonderful, fluffy dreams about happy pogoing in the sun!
 
Today I was happy. For a while. Then I was red.
No it was not my period.

Ill explain. Well:
Ive been more social today then Ive been the whole last month.
I got picked up at 16:00 at my place, and then we drove to the city, me and a hellofalot of friends. So we went looking in shops a little, and mostly just drinking coffee at cafès. This made me happy, beeing with my friends again. Most of them live away from me. Two of them was just visiting town and two had just recently moved back to the city :D So bunny very happy yayy

I got home about 21:00. Thats alot of hours out. To be me. seriously, I almost never put a foot outside the house unless I have to or is drunk. :silly2:

Well I noticed, when I got home, that I had taken the sweater on the wrong way. I blushed a little. its a v-neck so Im sure the others have noticed. And they didnt tell me? :( Pooey..

Well since I was so social today I didnt have too much of a real life (meaning PE) today.

I shot a few biffs just to waste some ammo. And thats just what I did. lost 30 peds. O well. Ill get a uber soon. I can feel it! My bunnyears also works as radiotransender and I seem to be getting in the MA-radio. I overheard Marco saying Skam should get bunnyears in her loot soon.. and they are supposed to give a forcefield allowing me to only take 1 dmg from any mob :D

Thats what you get for beeing fluffy, mmkay?
 
Shadow-Ale have discovered my hobby:

<Shadow-Ale> skam, starring in the new hong kong movie - "Revenge of the fury paw"
<ultimababe> hehehe
<Shadow-Ale> Skam, making the bedut in "The fast and the furriest"
 
Tomorrow Im leaving to go to my moms place. Im not very good at beeing alone, so while Gnash is gone I figured thats the best..

This means I wont be in PE for about 2 weeks..

Im not in a very good mood right now. The carrots I ate must have been some bad ones.
 
Im at my moms and Im still fluffy and Im here at EF now and Im thinking or maybe Im not its hard to follow track with my toughts and maybe they are gone before Im even thinking that I have thought them and then I feel like I havent been thinking at all.

Delirium came and visited me today
 
Well well weeell...
Today I have been... hmm... the usual pogoing. I was in for about 15 minutes and got spammed alot and lagged like crazy!

General facts about Skam:

Name: Silicon Skam Chip
Why: "Silicon Chip" from a Tori Amos Song. "Skam" means Shame in norwegian. And swedish. And Danish. It is also a socalled "secondary" emotions, wich scientists belive only humans can feel. Im ashamed for everything, and nothing.
Occupation:I only work once a year. But its a very secret job so you mustnt tell anyone.. ....I am the easterbunny...
Looks: Very fluffy. Pink, green or purple, depending on mood and/or weather. Long ears that I keep tripping in. Not very welltrained ear-muscles to hold them up with.
Realm: Delerium/Dream
Cares for: Gnasher, Mr.Fluffkins (atrox pet that keeps showing up at rig) Fluffytoycollection, family, friends and cute little noobs that doesnt nag.
Dislikes: Nagging, confronting problems, unfluffiness, KS'ing and sCamming!
Secret: Sleeps with the light on.


Try the new and wonderful
-*^*SKAM MAXIFLUFF SHAMPOO*^*-
Because you're worth it
^_^
For sale for 10 peds a bottle​
 
Fluffer?

Skam says:
you a fluffer
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
yea, a fluffer duffer
Skam says:
Hoho! Your a fluffer?
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
...
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
I confess
Skam says:
ewwww
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
don't fluff me....
Skam says:
FLUFFER!
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
guilty
Skam says:
...you know what a fluffer is?
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
..... not really, no
Skam says:
hihihihi
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
lol
Skam says:
Fluffer: (noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.
Skam says:
hihihi
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
....
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
oups
Skam says:
lol
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
just out of curiosity, did you by any chance log this?
Skam says:
no, but I cooy-pasted it
Skam says:
copy*
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
damn....
Noz - Gothenburg... Here I come!!!! gimme a minute bitch and Noz'll be back in the rap game! right, hand'me that mic says:
*slits his wrist*


Dear die-ary. Today I killed Nozzy.
 
<Knuckles> http://www.savetoby.com/recipes/6.php <-- Looks rather delicious
<Muppis> rofl
<Knuckles> hell,i'd even pay to eat it
<Skam|Fluff> *burps*
<Muppis> haha
<Skam|Fluff> O_O
<Skam|Fluff> DONT EAT BUNNY!..... *cries*
<Knuckles> I think its just a scam anyway
<Knuckles> I doubt he will eat THE bunny
<Skam|Fluff> I now realize my burp was a little badly timed.
<Knuckles> just some he bought in a shop
<Knuckles> nah,perfect timing skam
<Skam|Fluff> hehe
<Skam|Fluff> I didnt see that site until after I burped
<Skam|Fluff> just so thats said
<Muppis> lol
* Skam|Fluff is now known as Skam
<Skam> X)
<Muppis> i think that was funny Skam
<Muppis> >_<
<Knuckles> never skam..I will use photoshop and make it seem like you want to eat bunnies
<Muppis> hehe
<Knuckles> just gotta edit this..and that...aaah
<Muppis> evil knuckles

Save Toby! Bunnies aint food! Whale is!
 
Hmh, I had a weird dream last night!

I dreamt that someone ripped off my bunnyears
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And where they used to be it was suddely two large bald spots. It looked really dorky, so I shaved away almost all my hair, leaving me with nothing more then a mohawk.

It means...uh..hm...
well, there are elements of my Bunnyness and Gnasher in there... So I guess..
uhmn...

I have no clue!
 
Ok. Well.
First I have to kill a myth about the easterbunny (me).

Dont ask me for giving you the kind of candy you want and so on for easter. Thats not my job. Im not NICE!
See, what I do is hide your egg. The easter-chickens come and poop them out on your doormat at night, I stalk then, take your egg and hide it.

But be nice. Or Ill hide your egg EXTRA good next year! :silly2:


Well today Im gonna go to our cottage. We have my 3 year old cousin with us, that might be...horrible. :(
Im not very good with kids, and they always wanna hug me and pull my ears!
 
News in Skamworld today:

Childish Discussion on EF
I am sickened of people's disgusting habit on bringing in irl matters in to discussion or even at all when its not relevant whatsoever.

The year is 2005, and seem to be further into the future in calypso but still inhabitants judge from looks, sexuality and irl matters. Why? I have no really undrstading of this, but seems to me that the fear for what you know not still lives in the back of a few calypsian minds.

Today, there was a argument here at EF, a argument that after short time evolved to flaming and showing the worst of sides in oneself, in heated battle of "Who is to blame?". There were a few cool minds, and I tried to be one of them but if I succeeded or not I suppose is in the eye of the beholder.

Tomorrow will show if any of the involved will be cast out from EF, for they're fates to find another home. We shall wait and see. I trust MB knows whats best.


Disturbing Film
As I am alone in the house with my little sister (11 years old, soon 12) we went to rent a video. We went out with a small amount of candy and "The Grudge" The film disappointed me, it was only one sequence I liked and that was even somewhat not fitting into the rest of the story.

A lady got followed home by one of these spookey inhabitants of her mother's house. he followed her to work and home. The whole point of the film was that the creatures belonged to the place, to the house where it had been done wrong-doings.

My lil sister seem to have gotten the best of it tho, as she did not dare to shower with the door closed, but would rather like to see the apartment and me in it.


Do you not dream child?
Yes I do. I have many a weird dreams every night.

Last night I had a dream that me and Gnasher went to Bali. We did some scoobadiving, then we went home to out cottage in Norway. Gnash had to leave. I stayed there at the cottage with my family.
I dreamt that I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the toilet. There was a wolf outside the window on the bathroom. It scared me. When I got out of the bathroom there was a bear on the top of the roof. My stepdad went out to shoot it, but instead he started polishing the snowscooter...the beer jumped down at the scooter, causing it to start the motor. I was now outside trying to photograph the beer. The scooter drove toawrds me, and the beer was running after it. I jumped on the scooter and drove.

I sleep approc 2-3 hours each night. Stupid Insomnia..
 
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Gnasher soon home! Friday! Not so long..

Im going to hospital (in Tromsø... going with plane there) tomorrow, just to do a MR-scan on my feets. Im then going to shop a little :)
 
Tomorrow my loved one will be home. Soon just half a day. I can hardly wait!
Im back in Alta now, kinda good :) Even better seeing whats coming.

I can tell you a lil "secret" about me. I have far too much guilt. If I pick up a teddybear in the store I feel really guilty if I have to put it back down and walk out of the store without it with me. I feel like things have a personality. Like if Im throwing something away that Ive have gotten in a gift or have done something for me.. Like a pair of shoes that Ive grown out of. I cant throw them away because I would feel guilty almost. I need a retirementplan for all my stuff to give them the future they deserve lol.
Im always ashamed. Skam = Shame, and thats one of many reasons I chose that nick.

Well anyway...
I think Im gonna get some sleep, but I suppose the butterflies in my belly will keep me awake :) Until next time, good night ;)

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Yay! MY Gnashie is home and I am sooo happy! :D

and lookie what he brought with him!
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Aint it just the cutest outfit? :D
 
60% Eastern European
40% Southern European

Gender: FEMALE

Intelligence 5.8 Average Intelligence ?
Risk 3.6 Low Risk ?
Ambition 6.6 High Ambition ?
Gay Factor 1.4 Very Low Gay Factor ?
Honor 3.0 Low Honor ?
Politeness 5.9 Average Politeness ?
Income 6.5 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 7.2 High Sociability ?
Promiscuity 3.3 Low Promiscuity ?

YOUR ARCHETYPE: ALPHA CHARMER

Personality Profile:

You have social courage and as a consequence are open and extroverted. You are seen as a well known person who is liked and is involved in many social events. You feel confident about your position in social situations and will not hesitate to say what you believe. You do not like too much responsibility, but you do not mind being in the social center. You must know everything that is going on in your greater social circle and spend a lot of time talking to others to find out the latest gossip. You tend to be friendly, but can be criticizing when you see others as thinking of themselves too much.

You prefer to work in challenging people oriented jobs where you can compete against others and rise in the ranks. Others usually like you but can sometimes be intimidated by your outspoken comments and criticisms although they do not show it.
People tend to feel comfortable around you and respect your opinion. You can use this social weight to get things done for you but usually opt not to call in favours people owe you.

Your view of other types
You tend to like Boss types and try to get close to them, as they possess the intimidating factor and confrontational attitude that you lack. You regard Academic Types as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to interact with. You associate with some Blue collar and White collar types, and find that these are the people that mostly want to hang around you. You see Artist types as attention seekers and are often the person to criticize them. For this reason, Artist types envy and fear you. You may enjoy the risk taking personality of Gambler types, but you also think that they are loners. You see Drifter types as social dropouts.

Other types' view of you
Boss types like you but they dont always trust you. Academic Types have very little in common with you, therefore they avoid you. Artist types tend to avoid you because you may attack them verbally due to their personality differences. White and Blue collar types like interacting with you, and they sometimes envy your charisma. Gambler types may deal with you if they think that you have something useful to offer them. Drifter types may associate with you, but they generally believe that your archetype is stuck up.

Alpha Charmer:
-More ambitious than Charmer
Expected Occupations: Corporate Executive, Real Estate Agent, Politician
Charmer:
-More fun-loving than Alpha Charmer
Expected Occupations: Sales representative, Teacher, Aesthetician, Hair Stylist, Artist, Actor, Social Worker, Manager

Hohooo. Phunny.

I also tested on Gnasher:

32% East Indian
68% Middle Eastern

Gender: MALE

Personality Profile
Intelligence 5.9 Average Intelligence ?
Risk 5.5 Average Risk ?
Ambition 6.5 Average Ambition ?
Gay Factor 1.3 Very Low Gay Factor ?
Honor 5.5 Average Honor ?
Politeness 5.1 Average Politeness ?
Income 6.4 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 5.8 Average Sociability ?
Promiscuity 3.9 Low Promiscuity ?
YOUR ARCHETYPE:

Personality Profile:

You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.

You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.

Your view of other types
Academic types can end up rich but it will take longer than with Boss types. You see Boss types as potential business clients and as great resources to expand your contacts. Therefore you treat them with respect. For the most part you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. You look down upon Blue collar types as you consider them ignorant. You see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of yourself, but because of work situations you may have to interact with them often. You have very little in common with Charmers, therefore you avoid them. You consider Gambler types to make foolish decisions, and for the most part you do not interact with them. At times you feel sorry for Drifters.

Other types' view of you
Boss types consider you to be a valuable resource of advice. They constantly interact with you to make better decisions and they often respect your opinion. For the most part Artist types do not interact with you for they rather take it easy. They however may like you because of your knowledge of subjects that they find interesting. Blue collar types find you boring and uptight, they have very little in common with you. White collar types may respect your accomplishments and ambition. Charmer types regard you as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. Gambler types think that because you play so safe you miss out on great opportunities. Drifter types have no regard for you, because your repetitive routines seem boring to them.



Alpha academic: Solid long-term planner. Highly intelligent, ambitious and loyal to close ones.

Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Banker, Chief Accountant, Corporate Consultant, Head Engineer, Stock Broker, Business owner (professional skill/knowledge based business operation)

Beta academic: Not as intelligent or ambitious as Alpha Academics, but still focused on being materially successful.

Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Analyst, Accountant, Architect, Engineer, Professor, Researcher, Psychologist

Theta academic: Not as intelligent as Alpha and Beta academics, but still intelligent.

Expected Occupations: Pharmacist, Accountant, Teacher, Journalist,
Computer Technician

:rofl: I Think this didnt suit him too good!
 
Im gonna be away until Friday. My lil sister have birthday and Im going a lil trip to hosptial on routine-fluffyness check. Hope you all miss me terribly! *wishes upon a star*

And Gnash. This place better be clean when I get back!!


Bibi :D
 
Yesterday I skilled up 50 points.. took some hours!


Had a lil fun with Gnash's sister's cam :D
Making new siggi and avatar plus plus..



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Hmmn havent been as active in here last few days as I used to. Troubles with headace and Im in overall bad shape.
Bunny has boo-boo *Sniff*
If anyone want to help call 1-800-Bunny911 and donate liqorice and hugs.

Other then that Im fine I guess. Im just beeing a little paranoid :silly2: Those aliens that landed in my garden as earlier mentioned in a post.. I think they are stalking me :scared: Seems like they are wearing man-suits too. I mean they can be anyone! The taxidriver, the pizzaguy, everyone in the grocerystore (ohhh I bet that sausage-lady is a alien!)...
..Is GNASH a alien too? :eek: Please, SAY IT AINT SO!

I feel alot safer on Calypso!

Ohh and btw whats up with my rep? I get PMs and lots of replies about people liking my threads and replies to others threads, but do I see many reps for it? nah.
Maybe your all aliens aswell? :(
 
So. Me and Sveta has been accused for not beeing who we are.
We are obviously using pictures of female models I hear. Hm.
Well if Im not me then who am I then?

After a little thinking...
I have comed to the conclution that I am in reality a male penis.
And a disturbed one I might add.

While talking to Essi this morning I realized that is what I am, really, and that I am a penis with mental problems. What I see is not really what I see. Im a penis living in a dream world!
Every morning I wake up completly stiff. And sometimes also swollen. Because of Arthritis I have always thought. Ohh no. Not really it isnt!

And Essi asks me:
"Well.. Do you sometimes feel warm and wet around you?"
And I figure yea I do.. I shower every day, and its acctually quite nessicary if I am going to loosen up a lil bit more. Now, I leave that up to your imaginantion.


Today Im really stiff, and its hurting.
Can someone wank me soft? :laugh:
 
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Yesterday, at a point, I was past MB in reputation. Now Im not. Im acctually a little satisfied with it that way, I wouldnt wanna take over holy admins place on the pedestal!
Oh and Im the first official EF reporter! *proud*

Im glad to see how many liked the report on the LG I wrote, makes me feel good :) Im still waiting for someone to come with some rude and silly comment on it, but it hasnt yet happened :D


Hasnt happened much here the last few days cept that..
uhmn. nope.. nope it hasnt.
 
Once again I screwed up my timing on irc...

<Faustian> he didn't realy have a gun though
<Faustian> just drunk and arguing with his wife
<AD|Xpl0jd> always bananas..
<AD|Xpl0jd> im gonna use a dildo if im gonna pretend..
<Skam> I want one
<Skam> erg..
<_Gabriel_|Buy_A105> o.0
<AD|Xpl0jd> lol
<Skam> a banana
<Skam> damn
<Faustian> hah
<Skam> lol
<_Gabriel_|Buy_A105> lmao Skam
<Faustian> nice timing
<Skam> X)
 
[wrap=left]https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/5/8/new.jpg[/wrap] I just had my biggest hof ever today. 3487 ped Snarg provider. "Bunny Pirates" was our Teamname. Hebupo was my teamname :)
Now that was a big WOHA!
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Earlier I was also in Landgrab, with DNA. Full report here:
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2298 :)

I got a nice table from Starman, so I figured Id make the apartment even more cosy =) I then invited Essi over for Aurli sushi and sake ;) which was very nice :D [br]Click to enlarge[/br]

I also bought some new clothing, a pair of new pyjamas pants!
 
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