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Stupid things i´ve done when drunk IRL

About 3 month ago i kissed my best friend (yes with tongue) :ahh:
I still dont know what his gf was thinking at that moment. :scratch2: :silly2:

Once after a party me and the friend mentioned above were running around in a
graveyard when i suddelny had the great idea to put out all the candles at the graves. :rolleyes:

Maybe i post some more if i am able to remember some :laugh:
 
For a buddies bachelor party we took a limo to Atlantic City drank the whole way there and of course drank more while gambling. I could not use the ATM anymore because I hit the withdrawal limit. At a casino bar two of my friends get in a fight because they were both hitting on a girl, the rest of us are laughing because she is a hooker. We get kicked out of the casino. End up wandering the city early morning for food. Only place we find open is 7-11 and we all get nachos and hot dogs, I puke on said 7-11. On the way home all we have left is a bottle of Jack Daniels so we pass that around of course. Stop at Burger King because I am starving, one guy passes out back in the limo (I mean out like catatonic) and somehow using our Burger King trash we decided to make him John Adams. A torn up wrapper was the wig, we then used salt to powder it. Gave him an ascot made of a sack and a piece of the sack also became wooden teeth (even though I don't think John Adams had wooden dentures). A framed picture of him as John Adams ended up being one of my wedding presents to them.
 
and another:D

decided to pinch all the little roadwork flashing lights from a trench
outside my m8ts flat

wouldent have been so bad if eveyone i met coming back from the pub
hadent joined in and the road works hadent been 1/2 a mile long lol
woke up the next morning in strobe city with no idea wot to do with them:yay:..........or how to turn them off
 
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Any news, peeps? :lolup:
 
Last friday night i had another beer-incident. We played billiard for beer and i won each and every game. Later we went to the club, beer 1 there, gave me the rest and i fell asleep. Last thing i know, was that a doorman called me up to go home , but i fell back to sleep... 4 hours later or so... i found my glasses broken into 4 pieces, i was in front of the club and had a total blackout, but i cannot remeber to have any ache. Yesterday morning i found out i have a bad rip bruise and a blister on my head. None of my friends remebers what has happened in the club, i have not the slightest memory of some painful incidents but i can barely move. Was time for new glasses anyway...
 
Parlog said:
Last friday night i had another beer-incident. We played billiard for beer and i won each and every game. Later we went to the club, beer 1 there, gave me the rest and i fell asleep. Last thing i know, was that a doorman called me up to go home , but i fell back to sleep... 4 hours later or so... i found my glasses broken into 4 pieces, i was in front of the club and had a total blackout, but i cannot remeber to have any ache. Yesterday morning i found out i have a bad rip bruise and a blister on my head. None of my friends remebers what has happened in the club, i have not the slightest memory of some painful incidents but i can barely move. Was time for new glasses anyway...
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Well played sir :tiphat: Grattz! :tiphat:
 
In my younger, more drunken days I remember (vaguely) being becoming more devishly handsome and debonair the more I drunk and pulling stunners left, right and centre, only for a lot of them to do a Shrek and turn into a gurning sweaty monster during the night :ahh: (They probably thought the same as well! I've seen me in the mirror in the morning and it's not a pretty sight!:eek:)

My hot tip of the day is this:

No matter how well your beer goggles are working, if your hands don't touch round the back when doing the 0200 last dance grope then this is a BAD sign... step away from the Whale, walk away NOW!!!;)
 
kalanen said:
Right. In a party (15+ or so years ago) I met a metal musician wannabe dude, who whined for losing his long hair -- he had to go to army within few days.

Later that night I saw dude passed out and I figured (since he was about to lose his hair soon anyway) it would be fun to shave his hair from the middle. Prodigy Keith Flint style you know.

And I did.

Except I shaved his brother's hair. :laugh:
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LMAO :laugh:
 
Parlog said:
Last friday night i had another beer-incident. We played billiard for beer and i won each and every game. Later we went to the club, beer 1 there, gave me the rest and i fell asleep. Last thing i know, was that a doorman called me up to go home , but i fell back to sleep... 4 hours later or so... i found my glasses broken into 4 pieces, i was in front of the club and had a total blackout, but i cannot remeber to have any ache. Yesterday morning i found out i have a bad rip bruise and a blister on my head. None of my friends remebers what has happened in the club, i have not the slightest memory of some painful incidents but i can barely move. Was time for new glasses anyway...
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Thats it, learn the hard way!

Next time a bouncer tells you to leave.. try leaving :laugh:

Because when said bouncer still finds you fast asleep 4 hours later, him and a couple of friend bouncer's are gonna haul your limp body up, and launch you out the door! :rofl:

OUCH! :cool:
 
...kissed a girl


lame joke
 
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why is that stupid???
 
BUMP for the funniest thread in EF :D... dont let this thread die, the community needs more drinking stories :lolup:
 
I think this is the worst one I managed -

I was in college at the time and was already quite drunk form the in-home kegerator with Shiner Bock on tap - my friend showed up and said "Let's go to 6th Street" (Austin, TX) and it sounded like a good idea.

I drank more, and more while out at clubs - I don't remember everything that happened but apparently I wandered off.

I woke up in a jail cell with a police officer telling me it was time to go. I told him I wanted to sleep more.

I woke up a few hours later and came to realize I had one contact lens in, and no shoes. I checked out of my publicly-provided accommodations and retrieved my personal belongings. Still no shoes. I also had more cash in my wallet than I left the house with.

I still am not sure of what happened that night - I've concluded that I must have sold my shoes to a bum (anybody that is familiar with Sixth Street in Austin knows that there is no shortage of them), or they were stolen and I have no idea where I got the extra cash (there were no ATM withdrawals on my account either).

I found out from the police report that I was arrested for Public Intoxication (I guess I was stumbling through the crowds and supporting myself on unwilling people) and hauled away in the Drunk Wagon/Van. You have to get pretty damned drunk to get a PI on Sixth Street.

:shots::dunno::beerchug:
 
cduser said:
Havent been drunk yet :D

but once fell asleep at a Wedding party 3 am at a toilet, was 8 year old i think. there was pee everywhere when i woke up :laugh:

Then i dunno what happened, but once woke up in bed with dirt everywhere on me. have prolly walked my sleep in the backyard :laugh:
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I got drunk for the first time when I was 13 and it was at a family wedding. My parents were so pissed off and embarrassed by me. I also puked in the car on the way home lol.
 
dj. said:
Yeah, no-way Im adding a full story to each incident, I would have to write a book :rofl:

Ive put this much down so far;


1) Head-butted a fireplace.
2) Head-butted a door, which rendered me unconscious, then fell into above mentioned fire-place.
3) Found a dumper truck on a building site, left it running with its lights on, pointing towards someone’s windows.
4) Stole a phone, posted it back to pub next day (with a note apologising lol)
5) Rode my horse topless.
6) Broke into a college at night, found myself in the cookery department, so nicked some pots and pans, that I really didn’t need.
7) Woke up in a cell in Notting-hill.
8) Kicked a Notting-hill policeman in the nuts (see above)
9) Woke up in a field, with 20 cows all looking at me.
10) Decorated a hotel foyer with road-work lamps.
11) Ran down a beach naked.
12) Lost my bra
13) Kicked out of a hotel for letting off a fire extinguisher
14) Woke up on the floor with a kebab stuck all over me
15) Snogged a fire-man while on duty
16) Oh crap, a policeman too!

Jeez, thats 16 hang-overs so far, and thats just a fraction of it :laugh:
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:rofl: Im sure DJ has more to add as it has been 1yr :drink::drink::drink:
 
Thanks for resurrecting it! =)

Here´s an oldie from my life...

Me and a friend had been on the Finlands färja ( Cruise party boat between Sweden - Finland ) and came home with several boxes of beer, tequila, vodka etc...

We had been curing our hangovers all day at the bar on the boat and came home around 16:00.

We decided to keep partying and then go down to a club so several beers, half a litre tequila, some vodka and whatever else we could drink went down...

On the way to the club everything feels just great, sun is shining, girls are wearing short skirts, life is aaaaaaall good. I decide to tap my friend on his back as a friendly gesture just saying damn! what a great day...

I do and down he goes.... knees, shoulder and then his face... he never even tried to to use his arms.... As he lays there he screams to me... why the F did you kick me in the back... I was like, I DIDN`T!! He is pissed as hell at me but after a while he calms down and we wash the bruise on his cheekbone with beer so that he looks less bruised...... And off to the club we go....

We will never be able to get in i think.... Up to the bouncers we go and they just welcomes us in!!! I´ve had sober friends not getting in and they let US in!! WTF... Happy to be in we party the rest of the night away ( i think ).... It´s a blur....

//SM
 
My most embarrasing?

Well, I play an online game, and people from all over the world, real people, play this game. And in the game, you can rent a "virtual" apartment. I tried to go "home" one night , but couldn't get into my "virtual" apartment, so I wrote a huge rant on a forum similar to this about how my apartment was "stolen" by the game developers. The next day I checked the forum and there were hundreds of people laughing at me. Seems I was on the right floor of the wrong building. The thread went on for a week where people laughed at me. I was so embarrassed. Avatars came up to me in the game and said things to make fun of me. The game developers even created a special item poking fun at me. I was so embarrassed I considered quitting the game. But it was too much fun to play, and I figured it would all blow over soon. Mostly, it did.
 
LOL I remember the thread - good times - what was the item they made tho to poke fun at you?

Jambayze said:
My most embarrasing?

Well, I play an online game, and people from all over the world, real people, play this game. And in the game, you can rent a "virtual" apartment. I tried to go "home" one night , but couldn't get into my "virtual" apartment, so I wrote a huge rant on a forum similar to this about how my apartment was "stolen" by the game developers. The next day I checked the forum and there were hundreds of people laughing at me. Seems I was on the right floor of the wrong building. The thread went on for a week where people laughed at me. I was so embarrassed. Avatars came up to me in the game and said things to make fun of me. The game developers even created a special item poking fun at me. I was so embarrassed I considered quitting the game. But it was too much fun to play, and I figured it would all blow over soon. Mostly, it did.
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StrongMinded said:
After reading the entire thread of the "stolen" apartment i just had to start this thread..

Post your worst/funniest/weirdest/nastiest things you´ve done while on the liquid diet!! :D

I´ll start off with this:

Me IRL a few years ago..

My girlfriend moved to a different town so i could only be with her on weekends...

Went to a party and then to the pub with her and got way to drunk so she sent me home in a cab with the keys to the apartment.

Left cab, drunk as hell still, took the elevator up, put in the key to unlock door and wtf... It doesn´t work! I tried and tried again but it just wouldn´t work...

After a while i got tired and passed out on the floor outside the door... Woke up with my gf looking at me with a strange look on her face... She helped me one floor down and we got in her apartment... :D

I wonder why the neighbor had that angry face on him when i met him the next weekend! lol
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stupid things when drunk......speaking my mind on EF and dissrespecting the forum....not the players... the forum... i would ask for forgiveness but if i don't remember it..... it didn't happen :p
 
I don't really see how that was poking fun at you exactly - did it show up right after your thread? Maybe I missed it... but I remember your thread about MA Stealing your apartment lol

Or did they post something saying it was about you?
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Jambayze said:
My most embarrasing?

Well, I play an online game, and people from all over the world, real people, play this game. And in the game, you can rent a "virtual" apartment. I tried to go "home" one night , but couldn't get into my "virtual" apartment, so I wrote a huge rant on a forum similar to this about how my apartment was "stolen" by the game developers. The next day I checked the forum and there were hundreds of people laughing at me. Seems I was on the right floor of the wrong building. The thread went on for a week where people laughed at me. I was so embarrassed. Avatars came up to me in the game and said things to make fun of me. The game developers even created a special item poking fun at me. I was so embarrassed I considered quitting the game. But it was too much fun to play, and I figured it would all blow over soon. Mostly, it did.
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LOL, i remember that thread. :laugh:
 
I was out of town on a grindcore band from my town http://www.myspace.com/invertedpussyfix ,



probably most drink i ever had and the biggest mess I made . Well the picture says it all . I am not going to talk about what i did there.

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the dumbest thing i've done whilst the drunkest i was was take that next shot of apple-flavored vodka and some sex on the beach.
 
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