Gwen Ryuunami
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- Gwen Kathry Ryuunami
This is a series of cracktastic comedy vignettes about the adventures of a noobie as he learns how to survive in the hostile environment of Calypso!
And has sidestories about the lovable, gullible, baby Merp named Merp and his fellow entropia mobs!
Be warned! You will fall over laughing!!!!! If you are not strapped in you will fall out of your chair!!!!!!!!!!!
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PART ONE ----> COMBIBO NEEDS GLASSES!!!!!
Location: sweat camp
Combibo Young: What /is/ that thing?
Noob: Alright! I found a combibo!! Sweat city! (powers up for sweating)
Combibo young: (creeps closer to get a better look.) I need glasses, what /is/ that big orange thing?
Noob: (starts sweating) I'm seeing ped signs!
Combibo Young: My head hurts...... @.@
Noob: Almost, almost almost.
The sweat attempt has failed
Noob: NO!
Combibo Young: My poor head! That orange thing did it! I'm sure of it!!!
Noob: Gotta try again...... come on baby......... (powers up again)
Combibo Young: There's only one way to protect my aching head! CHARGE!!!! Run the orange blob out of town!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noob: Oh no, oh no! RUN!!!! (flees)
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PART TWO ---------> PRESERVING MERPLY HONOR!!!!!
Noob follows Mentor through Shinook jungle: WOOOOOW! Its purple and sparkly! There are really mining spots here?
Mentor: Yeah, but there's a downside.
Merp young peeeeeres over the nearest log. "HUMANS!" Scampers back to momma. "Momma! Momma! Humans! Over there's! Is it true they has flavor?"
Merp Mature pats her baby. "Yes, they has flavor. But humans are very friendly. We must give them the traditional Merp welcome!"
Merp Old Alpha cheers. "THE TRADTIONAL MERP WELCOME! Come on out everybody!!!!!"
Merp Prowler, Merp Stalker, Merp Guardian, Merp Dominant and Merp Provider all perk their heads up from the bushes. "The traditional Merp welcome???? OOOOOOOOOOH! Wait for meEEEEEEE!"
Merp Old Alpha: My mighty Merp brotheren! We must welcome the humans to our fair jungle! Rally behind me, we will give them the traditional welcome party!!!!!
Merps all cheer and follow Merp young. "Seeeeeeeee! They're this way!!!!" Merp Young points to Noob and Mentor.
Mentor: Ho boy.
Noob: What is it?
Mentor: when i say run, run for your life.
Noob nods nervously. "Okay."
Noob and Mentor round the corner, and are faced by upward of 3 dozen merps.
Merps collectively chirp. "Heeellllllooooooooooooo!"
Noob: ^^;;;;; aaaaah, should we be worried.
Merps collectively bounce. "Weeeeellllllcome!"
Mentor: Very, they eat people just for fun. They attack you and they won't leave you alone until you die.
Merps collectively wiggle. "Heeeeeey! Saaaay something!"
Noob: Can I shoot them?
Merps collectively whimper. "They won't talk to us."
Mentor: Aaah, well they drop pretty good loot, if you're lucky. But if you want to shoot them and /win/ you're going to need a /lot/ of luck. Because you'll die before you get to the loot.
Merp Old Alpha: The traditional Merp welcome party has recieved no reply! This is the greatest of intercultural insults! We must preserve our Merply honor and roust the infidels from our hallowed land!
Merps collectively squeal. "Preserve our merply honor! Save our hallowed land!"
merp old alpha: CHARGE!!! KILL THE HUMAN BARBARIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Merps charge, swarm and tackle Noob and Mentor.
Noob + Mentor: noooooooooooooooo! Now we have to go back to the revive.......... ;.; ;.;
Merps begin doing a victory dance. "yaaaaaaaaaay! We won! Our Merply Honor has been restored!"
Merp Old Alpha: Remember Merp grasshopper, we Merps are the most social, most beautiful, most gracious mobs on Calypso! Kill any human who smears our Merply honor through the mud!!!
Merp Young: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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PART 3 ----> I'M TOO SMEXY FOR MY...... WAIT WHAT????
Location: Camp Phoenix.........
Berycled Mature: Oh no you don't! (bobbs up and down, wiggling eagerly)
Cornandacuada mature: Oh yes I do! (wiggles its tail and flaps its sails)
Berycled Mature: Oh no you don't!
Corndacuada mature: I'm cuter!
Berycled Mature hops up and down, infuriated. "I'm the cute one! See? Red is the in color, and I have more of it on me than you!"
Cornandacuada mature: But I'm bigger! There's more of me to show off.
Berycled Mature barks. "Yeah, but you're more of a heffer than Missus Armax. You're too clumsy and uncoordinated, so you can't dance. See? The humans do it like this." She wiggles and whirls, bouncing up and down and prancing here and there. "I'm, too smecksy for my frill, too smecksy for my frill so just take a chiiiilllll......"
Cornandacuada mature watches, huge eyed. "Where'd you learn to do that?" Tail wiggles. "I wanna learn to do that!"
Berycled Mature barks again, shaking her head. "Honey, if you want to learn to do that, you need to lose too legs and a few hundred pounds."
Cornandacuada mature cries. "I'm not fat!"
Berycled Mature "uhhuh gurl keep telling yourself that! Cause you're too big and I'm just /so/ fresh!"
Cornandacuada mature bawls. "I know, humans invented fashion! We'll go ask them! See? There are four of them over there!"
Hunter and Miner have joined Noob and Mentor.
Miner: Actually, you need four tools to mine. The green beacons are ore, things like iron, copper, gold, but also made up ones like Lysterium, Blauserium, and Gazzurdite. The blue beacons are enmatter. Most of these are made up, oil is the only real one. Some of the most common are alcienes and garcen to name a few. But there are three really valuable ones."
Mentor: Yep, sweetstuff, growth molecules and nexus are always in high demand.
Hunter: Yeah, that's why people buy sweat, Nexus is an enmatter that makes Mind essence when you mix it with sweat. ME is really in demand. My pyrotropy and teleport chips won't work without it. And you need teleport chips to make an escape if you're surrounded by...... uh oh......
Cornundacuada Mature and Berycled Mature bear down on the quartet. "Hey mister human! Hey mister HUUUMAAAAN! Berycled thinks I look fat! Do I really?"
Hunter groans and whips out a battle ax. "Let me take care of this."
Berycled turns and runs, but Cornandacauda pauses, blinking in surprise. "Oh, you're going to help me lose weight with that ax? That's very considerate but it looks........ er...... pain...... ful?"
Hunter swings ax and yells. "HOAAARG! Hiya! Got you!"
Cornandacuada bawls and runs. "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm going to go eat some worms!" ;.;
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A joke that fits in here............
Snabblesnot: Longu, your nose is growing.
Longu: Pot calling the kettle black.
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PART 4 -----> Keep off the Grass! No miners in Old Man Longu's garden!
Longu Old waters flowers south of Emerald Lakes. "Dooo deee dum! Aaaaah, flowers are growing! I do say, the radioactive fertilizer that robot traded me is making my flowers grow bright! oooooh, I'll have Karoot greens up to my ears! And the bombardo vines are the length of my nose!"
Noob reads tag. "Dear Noob, now that you have mining equipment of your own, I bought you some ore bombs and matter probes. Sincerely, Mentor.......
PS: Don't use them around Longu, they're kind of touchy about them."
"Oh come on, those big lugs are as stupid as they are slow." Noob takes off southbound out of Emerald Lakes. "Ooooh, probby drop and bomby blow, away amining I will go!"
Longu Old looks up. "Is that one of those durn whippersnappers again????" Yawns.
Drops a bomb and pivots on heal. "Baboooom!" Drops a probe and twirls the other way. "Squeeeeeeeee! I'll have nexus coming out my ears and peds flowing in my coffers! Bomb! bomb like I've never bombed before! Well........ except for that F on my trig exam, that isn't a bomb I want to repeat but........." Ballerina twirls and flings a bomb.
Which lands at the feet of Longu Old, spraying mud and flower petals up into his face. "WHY YOU LITTLE! That was an 80 ped heirloom climatis vine you just blew to bits!"
Noob squeals. "Lets see, I have gazzurdite ample this way." Bounce bounce, spin out the excavator.
Longu old gets a spurt of gravel to the eyes. "MY DAISIES!" Sputters.
"THATS IT!" Longu old darts after noob. "You damn whippersnapper! STAY AWAY from my garden!" Chases Noob into the water and stops. "DAMNIT!" Stomps off grunting. Hammers a sign up next to the mining claim. "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!!!!!!!!!"
Noob blinks, squeaking in surprise from the water. "What was that about?"
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PART 5 ---> MINDARK GETS CARRIED AWAY! CORNANDACUADA CRUNCH! also called.......... MERP VANDALS AT BILLIES! MISSING OPALLOS?
A lone merp sits in front of an advertising banner. "I love these big bright moving things! They're so much fun to watch and they're so bright and sparkly! I could stare at it for hours and hours and hours!"
Commercial......
"New from MindArk, Cornandacuada Crunch! Now with soft fluffy Papplon Center! Enjoy all the taste of Entropia's flashiest quadroped with none of the pain!"
Merp Young wiggles. "Yuuuuuuummmm!" Drools. "I gotta tell the other merps!" squeals and runs. "GUYS! GUYS! They're filling Cornandacauda with papplon fluff! We gotta catch one and eat it!"
Merp Old sighs. "Aye, our fields of sweet juicy papplon have been looking rather........ wilted......... of late. We'll go hungry at this rate! What do humans do when they're running out of food?"
"Go to the grocery store?" Merp Mature cocks its head.
Merp Young. "IIIIIIII KNOW!"
Party of little Merps creeps into a trailer at Billy's. "SHUSH NOW! Which one is it? Which one has the bang bang things inside?"
"Its the blue one! The blue one! They call it a Teet teet."
"Then its time to raid the Teet Teet!"
"We need a pededy card!"
"No we don't! Watch!" BAM!!!! Merp young one headbutts the tt.
Opallos fall out of the Trade Terminal. "YAY! Bang bang things!"
"Don't we need hands?"
"No way! Now help me get the things the bang bangs need to work."
"I don't know which one to take! Are they yellow or blue or little yellow or little blue?"
"Just take all of them!"
All. "WHEEEEEEEEEEE! We have bang bangs!"
The next day..........
Cornandacuada Mature, Old and Alpha blink in surprise at being confronted by a swarm of merps, with opallos. "What the heck are you lot up to!"
Merp Young. "Give us your papplon yummy yums!"
"My what what?"
Merp Young. "BANG!" And they all start shooting.
Cornandacauda Mature. "WHAT THE HELL???? ARE YOU GUYS FRIGGIN......... AAAACK!"
A pair of Berycled watch as 3 dozen baby merps chase three /very/ large cornandacauda, /with/ stolen opallos! "That's something you don't see every day."
Cornandacauda Mature "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" @.@ "Stupid fluff head terpdung foof footed.......... WE ARENT EDIBLE!!!"
~that night, at Billy's~
Noob inspects the trade terminal. "Out of order?"
Billy's Local: We aren't sure what happened at all. All we know is that the screen is busted and the opallos and ammo are all missing.
Noob "For real? Does that even happen?"
"Not that I remember."
Uber hunter holds up a dead merp. "Hey, is there a reason this thing dropped a bunch of solomates when I looted it this morning?"
"Dunno. It is kinda weird."
~far away~
Merp young watches the advertisment screen with a sad sigh. "I never got a single papplon." ;.;
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PART 6 ----> STALEMATE AT NATES! GREASY GRIMY ATROX GUTS!
Noob is going through the TT at Nates. "Urg, I need to go mining. My mining range for ore is pretty good but my enmatter........." Grimaces at the lack of variety in the storage unit next to him.
Mindtropian grins and offers a tip. "have you been down to Sakura City yet?"
"No, why?"
"Its got a pretty good amount of matter and ore around it. And the TP isn't that hard to get from here. Just go Southeast to Rei's defense and then north along the lake shore. Its easy."
"COOL! Great I think I'll make a tp run then!" Noob darts off towards the south across the valley.
Mindtropian counts coolly, filing her fingers. "Five........ four........ three........ two......"
Noob appears at revive. "DARN! Gotta run gotta run gotta run run run......."
"Three....... two........ one........"
Noob appears at revive again.
~an hour later~
Mindtropian calmly covers a stunned and bitten Noob in bandages. "I tried to warn you, the valley is crawling with Atrox."
Noob. @.@ "great green gobs of greasy grimy atrox guts, mutilated combi meat, dirty little fouly feet, chopped up occulus swimming in a pool of blood. Uh oh I forgot my spork but I got my straaawwwwwwwww!"
And has sidestories about the lovable, gullible, baby Merp named Merp and his fellow entropia mobs!
Be warned! You will fall over laughing!!!!! If you are not strapped in you will fall out of your chair!!!!!!!!!!!
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PART ONE ----> COMBIBO NEEDS GLASSES!!!!!
Location: sweat camp
Combibo Young: What /is/ that thing?
Noob: Alright! I found a combibo!! Sweat city! (powers up for sweating)
Combibo young: (creeps closer to get a better look.) I need glasses, what /is/ that big orange thing?
Noob: (starts sweating) I'm seeing ped signs!
Combibo Young: My head hurts...... @.@
Noob: Almost, almost almost.
The sweat attempt has failed
Noob: NO!
Combibo Young: My poor head! That orange thing did it! I'm sure of it!!!
Noob: Gotta try again...... come on baby......... (powers up again)
Combibo Young: There's only one way to protect my aching head! CHARGE!!!! Run the orange blob out of town!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noob: Oh no, oh no! RUN!!!! (flees)
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PART TWO ---------> PRESERVING MERPLY HONOR!!!!!
Noob follows Mentor through Shinook jungle: WOOOOOW! Its purple and sparkly! There are really mining spots here?
Mentor: Yeah, but there's a downside.
Merp young peeeeeres over the nearest log. "HUMANS!" Scampers back to momma. "Momma! Momma! Humans! Over there's! Is it true they has flavor?"
Merp Mature pats her baby. "Yes, they has flavor. But humans are very friendly. We must give them the traditional Merp welcome!"
Merp Old Alpha cheers. "THE TRADTIONAL MERP WELCOME! Come on out everybody!!!!!"
Merp Prowler, Merp Stalker, Merp Guardian, Merp Dominant and Merp Provider all perk their heads up from the bushes. "The traditional Merp welcome???? OOOOOOOOOOH! Wait for meEEEEEEE!"
Merp Old Alpha: My mighty Merp brotheren! We must welcome the humans to our fair jungle! Rally behind me, we will give them the traditional welcome party!!!!!
Merps all cheer and follow Merp young. "Seeeeeeeee! They're this way!!!!" Merp Young points to Noob and Mentor.
Mentor: Ho boy.
Noob: What is it?
Mentor: when i say run, run for your life.
Noob nods nervously. "Okay."
Noob and Mentor round the corner, and are faced by upward of 3 dozen merps.
Merps collectively chirp. "Heeellllllooooooooooooo!"
Noob: ^^;;;;; aaaaah, should we be worried.
Merps collectively bounce. "Weeeeellllllcome!"
Mentor: Very, they eat people just for fun. They attack you and they won't leave you alone until you die.
Merps collectively wiggle. "Heeeeeey! Saaaay something!"
Noob: Can I shoot them?
Merps collectively whimper. "They won't talk to us."
Mentor: Aaah, well they drop pretty good loot, if you're lucky. But if you want to shoot them and /win/ you're going to need a /lot/ of luck. Because you'll die before you get to the loot.
Merp Old Alpha: The traditional Merp welcome party has recieved no reply! This is the greatest of intercultural insults! We must preserve our Merply honor and roust the infidels from our hallowed land!
Merps collectively squeal. "Preserve our merply honor! Save our hallowed land!"
merp old alpha: CHARGE!!! KILL THE HUMAN BARBARIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Merps charge, swarm and tackle Noob and Mentor.
Noob + Mentor: noooooooooooooooo! Now we have to go back to the revive.......... ;.; ;.;
Merps begin doing a victory dance. "yaaaaaaaaaay! We won! Our Merply Honor has been restored!"
Merp Old Alpha: Remember Merp grasshopper, we Merps are the most social, most beautiful, most gracious mobs on Calypso! Kill any human who smears our Merply honor through the mud!!!
Merp Young: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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PART 3 ----> I'M TOO SMEXY FOR MY...... WAIT WHAT????
Location: Camp Phoenix.........
Berycled Mature: Oh no you don't! (bobbs up and down, wiggling eagerly)
Cornandacuada mature: Oh yes I do! (wiggles its tail and flaps its sails)
Berycled Mature: Oh no you don't!
Corndacuada mature: I'm cuter!
Berycled Mature hops up and down, infuriated. "I'm the cute one! See? Red is the in color, and I have more of it on me than you!"
Cornandacuada mature: But I'm bigger! There's more of me to show off.
Berycled Mature barks. "Yeah, but you're more of a heffer than Missus Armax. You're too clumsy and uncoordinated, so you can't dance. See? The humans do it like this." She wiggles and whirls, bouncing up and down and prancing here and there. "I'm, too smecksy for my frill, too smecksy for my frill so just take a chiiiilllll......"
Cornandacuada mature watches, huge eyed. "Where'd you learn to do that?" Tail wiggles. "I wanna learn to do that!"
Berycled Mature barks again, shaking her head. "Honey, if you want to learn to do that, you need to lose too legs and a few hundred pounds."
Cornandacuada mature cries. "I'm not fat!"
Berycled Mature "uhhuh gurl keep telling yourself that! Cause you're too big and I'm just /so/ fresh!"
Cornandacuada mature bawls. "I know, humans invented fashion! We'll go ask them! See? There are four of them over there!"
Hunter and Miner have joined Noob and Mentor.
Miner: Actually, you need four tools to mine. The green beacons are ore, things like iron, copper, gold, but also made up ones like Lysterium, Blauserium, and Gazzurdite. The blue beacons are enmatter. Most of these are made up, oil is the only real one. Some of the most common are alcienes and garcen to name a few. But there are three really valuable ones."
Mentor: Yep, sweetstuff, growth molecules and nexus are always in high demand.
Hunter: Yeah, that's why people buy sweat, Nexus is an enmatter that makes Mind essence when you mix it with sweat. ME is really in demand. My pyrotropy and teleport chips won't work without it. And you need teleport chips to make an escape if you're surrounded by...... uh oh......
Cornundacuada Mature and Berycled Mature bear down on the quartet. "Hey mister human! Hey mister HUUUMAAAAN! Berycled thinks I look fat! Do I really?"
Hunter groans and whips out a battle ax. "Let me take care of this."
Berycled turns and runs, but Cornandacauda pauses, blinking in surprise. "Oh, you're going to help me lose weight with that ax? That's very considerate but it looks........ er...... pain...... ful?"
Hunter swings ax and yells. "HOAAARG! Hiya! Got you!"
Cornandacuada bawls and runs. "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm going to go eat some worms!" ;.;
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A joke that fits in here............
Snabblesnot: Longu, your nose is growing.
Longu: Pot calling the kettle black.
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PART 4 -----> Keep off the Grass! No miners in Old Man Longu's garden!
Longu Old waters flowers south of Emerald Lakes. "Dooo deee dum! Aaaaah, flowers are growing! I do say, the radioactive fertilizer that robot traded me is making my flowers grow bright! oooooh, I'll have Karoot greens up to my ears! And the bombardo vines are the length of my nose!"
Noob reads tag. "Dear Noob, now that you have mining equipment of your own, I bought you some ore bombs and matter probes. Sincerely, Mentor.......
PS: Don't use them around Longu, they're kind of touchy about them."
"Oh come on, those big lugs are as stupid as they are slow." Noob takes off southbound out of Emerald Lakes. "Ooooh, probby drop and bomby blow, away amining I will go!"
Longu Old looks up. "Is that one of those durn whippersnappers again????" Yawns.
Drops a bomb and pivots on heal. "Baboooom!" Drops a probe and twirls the other way. "Squeeeeeeeee! I'll have nexus coming out my ears and peds flowing in my coffers! Bomb! bomb like I've never bombed before! Well........ except for that F on my trig exam, that isn't a bomb I want to repeat but........." Ballerina twirls and flings a bomb.
Which lands at the feet of Longu Old, spraying mud and flower petals up into his face. "WHY YOU LITTLE! That was an 80 ped heirloom climatis vine you just blew to bits!"
Noob squeals. "Lets see, I have gazzurdite ample this way." Bounce bounce, spin out the excavator.
Longu old gets a spurt of gravel to the eyes. "MY DAISIES!" Sputters.
"THATS IT!" Longu old darts after noob. "You damn whippersnapper! STAY AWAY from my garden!" Chases Noob into the water and stops. "DAMNIT!" Stomps off grunting. Hammers a sign up next to the mining claim. "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!!!!!!!!!"
Noob blinks, squeaking in surprise from the water. "What was that about?"
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PART 5 ---> MINDARK GETS CARRIED AWAY! CORNANDACUADA CRUNCH! also called.......... MERP VANDALS AT BILLIES! MISSING OPALLOS?
A lone merp sits in front of an advertising banner. "I love these big bright moving things! They're so much fun to watch and they're so bright and sparkly! I could stare at it for hours and hours and hours!"
Commercial......
"New from MindArk, Cornandacuada Crunch! Now with soft fluffy Papplon Center! Enjoy all the taste of Entropia's flashiest quadroped with none of the pain!"
Merp Young wiggles. "Yuuuuuuummmm!" Drools. "I gotta tell the other merps!" squeals and runs. "GUYS! GUYS! They're filling Cornandacauda with papplon fluff! We gotta catch one and eat it!"
Merp Old sighs. "Aye, our fields of sweet juicy papplon have been looking rather........ wilted......... of late. We'll go hungry at this rate! What do humans do when they're running out of food?"
"Go to the grocery store?" Merp Mature cocks its head.
Merp Young. "IIIIIIII KNOW!"
Party of little Merps creeps into a trailer at Billy's. "SHUSH NOW! Which one is it? Which one has the bang bang things inside?"
"Its the blue one! The blue one! They call it a Teet teet."
"Then its time to raid the Teet Teet!"
"We need a pededy card!"
"No we don't! Watch!" BAM!!!! Merp young one headbutts the tt.
Opallos fall out of the Trade Terminal. "YAY! Bang bang things!"
"Don't we need hands?"
"No way! Now help me get the things the bang bangs need to work."
"I don't know which one to take! Are they yellow or blue or little yellow or little blue?"
"Just take all of them!"
All. "WHEEEEEEEEEEE! We have bang bangs!"
The next day..........
Cornandacuada Mature, Old and Alpha blink in surprise at being confronted by a swarm of merps, with opallos. "What the heck are you lot up to!"
Merp Young. "Give us your papplon yummy yums!"
"My what what?"
Merp Young. "BANG!" And they all start shooting.
Cornandacauda Mature. "WHAT THE HELL???? ARE YOU GUYS FRIGGIN......... AAAACK!"
A pair of Berycled watch as 3 dozen baby merps chase three /very/ large cornandacauda, /with/ stolen opallos! "That's something you don't see every day."
Cornandacauda Mature "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" @.@ "Stupid fluff head terpdung foof footed.......... WE ARENT EDIBLE!!!"
~that night, at Billy's~
Noob inspects the trade terminal. "Out of order?"
Billy's Local: We aren't sure what happened at all. All we know is that the screen is busted and the opallos and ammo are all missing.
Noob "For real? Does that even happen?"
"Not that I remember."
Uber hunter holds up a dead merp. "Hey, is there a reason this thing dropped a bunch of solomates when I looted it this morning?"
"Dunno. It is kinda weird."
~far away~
Merp young watches the advertisment screen with a sad sigh. "I never got a single papplon." ;.;
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PART 6 ----> STALEMATE AT NATES! GREASY GRIMY ATROX GUTS!
Noob is going through the TT at Nates. "Urg, I need to go mining. My mining range for ore is pretty good but my enmatter........." Grimaces at the lack of variety in the storage unit next to him.
Mindtropian grins and offers a tip. "have you been down to Sakura City yet?"
"No, why?"
"Its got a pretty good amount of matter and ore around it. And the TP isn't that hard to get from here. Just go Southeast to Rei's defense and then north along the lake shore. Its easy."
"COOL! Great I think I'll make a tp run then!" Noob darts off towards the south across the valley.
Mindtropian counts coolly, filing her fingers. "Five........ four........ three........ two......"
Noob appears at revive. "DARN! Gotta run gotta run gotta run run run......."
"Three....... two........ one........"
Noob appears at revive again.
~an hour later~
Mindtropian calmly covers a stunned and bitten Noob in bandages. "I tried to warn you, the valley is crawling with Atrox."
Noob. @.@ "great green gobs of greasy grimy atrox guts, mutilated combi meat, dirty little fouly feet, chopped up occulus swimming in a pool of blood. Uh oh I forgot my spork but I got my straaawwwwwwwww!"