The drunk hunt - Oct. 29th.

[ViagraFalls]

ViagraFalls' events and systems is proud to present a new event.

As the title states, this will be a hunt. And in order to participate, it is advised you are drunk. If you can still talk coherently, you're obviously not drunk enough.

Two weeks from now, Saturday Oct. 29th, let's say 8 PM CET. A fine time to be all liquored up by, I think.

Expect your team members to come up with genius theories. Expect to miss a LOT of shots. Expect comments like: "brb, need my bucket", "I FIGURED OUT HOW LOOT WORKS! IT DOESN'T!" and "Say, Oaks. Do you know you look mightily attractive in this light?".

Like most events, I would like to ensure we do not end up losing oodles of money, so I suggest some low-level gun with 10 PED of ammo.

First one to fall over IRL (with pics to prove it) will be declared Arch Master for the evening and will receive many a good slap on the shoulder from the rest.

 

[gurkha]

what would be even more fun would be to have everybody with a webcam, so those with 2 comps could watch everybody else getting completely plastered at the same time.

Would also facilitate the proving that the person actually did fall over too.

 

[MudKicker]

LMAO!!! Event right up my ally!!!!!!!

 

[Lykke]

I WILL be there .. and I will bring my best friend wiskey caramel

imsureitsgonnabeablastifweknowinwhatdirectiontorunanddontgetapartandifpeoplepromisenottogetlostonthenearestbar

 

[Diablo_442]

i'll try and be there

 

[ViagraFalls]

I envision we will run to some random town with lots of people trying to seriously peddle their wares. And go /em sexy on them. One per participant.

I foresee us telling noobies that 2 pec per bottle is not enough. Raise the roof. Don't settle for less than 5 PED.

I am willing to bet someone will at some point suggest we go sweat some spidrs, and everyone else agreeing that's a grand idea.

I dreamt we would all roam into PVP3 to taunt some CK.

I also got told Akoz would neg rep me for this thread.

 

[NoMan]

aww... dam. i cant participate in this event then?? (

i dont drink.

 

[Pretender]

aww... dam. i cant participate in this event then?? (

i dont drink.

dont worry, i dont drink either...


btw, i think this gjuy >>><<< is getting pretty drunk...maybe he will come xD

 

[Lykke]

aww... dam. i cant participate in this event then?? (

i dont drink.

arent you thirsty then?

 

[Diablo_442]

lol thats a great joke

 

[Nea]

yay, wicked event, hell yea i'm there, unless i'm too wasted and passed out allready

 

[MudKicker]

That would be cool, we do like a "Pub-Crawl"....Hunt our way to all the bars intowns and have a few shots at each! woooot!

 

[Lykke]

That would be cool, we do like a "Pub-Crawl"....Hunt our way to all the bars intowns and have a few shots at each! woooot!

I remember making a pub/party-list here (nr. 4 from the top):

Which town is the most important

 

[ViagraFalls]

That would be cool, we do like a "Pub-Crawl"....Hunt our way to all the bars intowns and have a few shots at each! woooot!

You might be onto something.

HOOOOOOW about we start at a random place. Say Fort Troy. And run our collective drunk asses to every bar? HOURS of fun.

 

[MudKicker]

You might be onto something.

HOOOOOOW about we start at a random place. Say Fort Troy. And run our collective drunk asses to every bar? HOURS of fun.

Sweet Action!!!!

 

[kalanen]

[mumbling]Ahum. About two weeks to gather up enough eqipment for that one. 3 bottles of bulky red wine, some flavoured vodka -- bottle of Absolut Currant maybe? Definetely! That stuff rocks. Couple of beers of course. Make it 6 + at least 3 for breakfast. Ok, its twelve. I have 1/2 of Johnnie Walker (red label :/) hidden somewhere here. Let's see... found it! Also found some Calvados!!! Nice. Must NOT forget 2, no 3 packs of Camel, hotdogs, painkillers, bandages, pillow and blanket. No forget that blanket. And pillow. Oh, and train ticket for wife and daughter should be bought in advance.[/mumbling]

*bump

 

[james phatal error]

Oooohh.... this might be a great reason to fire up the teamspeak server! I'll have my new PC by then (It's still in pieces all over my desk) so my old one will do a dandy job at broadcasting all our drunkenness to each other.

 

[Kerham]

il tri yt o stoyp nbye hthees wowooohiconderful evvvvvvvvvvvent. cocountnt mmme ihhinn. hhuh? whho? wehwehere? zZZZzzzZZzz

 

[Viking]

But remember fellas, please no whining here the day (or 2 )after, when you realize you have TT'd your guns/faps/whatever by mistake.

 

[Lykke]

But remember fellas, please no whining here the day (or 2 )after, when you realize you have TT'd your guns/faps/whatever by mistake.

And be also sure.. that SOME might be sober enough to take pictures of the event and use them as evidence (or if they do not prove enough, manipulate them in Photoshop) ... so, dont whine about that either ... ...

 

[Sirhc]

Sounds like fun You can make a drinking game out of PE. I would say everytime there is a global everyone takes a drink or when the team kills a mob with no loot. (ohhh wait I wouldnt want everyone to get alcohol poisoning on that one. I think the no looter would be out of the question) I guess you could use something common to everyone. If someone has a better idea please post.

 

[ViagraFalls]

Not exactly a bump. More of a hick-up.

 

[NoMan]

EEE!!!! Gotta be nice fun... waiting for event.. 29th is.... soo far away... =(


BUMPOOO>

 

[Cay]

Hehhehhehheeee IF I was able to drik&stay awake and IF I would be on my apartement on saturdays (usually I go to see my friends back home (appx. 300km)) I would join the event.

Hehhehheee but since the situation is as it is, I just wish you guys the best luck of choosing the right one of the four screens you will be seeing in front of you....

 

[ViagraFalls]

Hehhehhehheeee IF I was able to drik&stay awake and IF I would be on my apartement on saturdays (usually I go to see my friends back home (appx. 300km)) I would join the event.

Hehhehheee but since the situation is as it is, I just wish you guys the best luck of choosing the right one of the four screens you will be seeing in front of you....

That's easy. Aim for the middle left one.

The REAL trick is meeting the hangover bear. He's the one who clubs you in the skull, takes a crap in your mouth, and steals all money from your wallet.

And there's the annoying midgets with their heavy hammers when you walk out a bar. I used to duck away to the right, but I think they figured that out at some point...

 

[CareBear]

Hmm... lets see... thats 1pm my time... ya, I should be drunk enough by then, count me in if you don't mind

 

[P-J]

Any preferance on alcohol...I assume anything goes... as we have time anyone from decent wine growing or vodka drinking countries interested in swapping alcohol with us poor deprived Brits? NB we inport alcohol from the more enlightened Scots and Irish (they send us the small amounts of stuff they can't drink). OH and we have decent 'real ale' ...once tasted and instantly forgotten (cause you keep on drinking and forget everything)

 

[kalanen]

One week.

Maybe some warm up is needed.

 

[wozza]

il come cow fisting was fun, im sure your 2nd extraordinarily starange event will be just as fun...man i just tied my tong saying extraordinarily

 

[warmdogg]

aww... dam. i cant participate in this event then?? (

i dont drink.

looks like NoMan is our designated driver for the night, or just that annoying one after a party that reminds you of how you humiliated yourself by getting naked and chasing a house hold pet around the house......