Vote for O2 on erection day !

[Angel O2 Mercer]

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Here I come lovely entropians, and I promise I will keep coming and coming until I leave all of you satisfied and smiling.

Presidential runs are long, and they are hard very hard. But have no fear i'll be on top of the situation pushing as much as I can until we make it.

Are you tired of corrupt politicians lying to your face? I will share with you nothing but the truth. A big load of truth.

I'm ready to get on my knees and start pleasing the people of this great universe. We can make it together, it will feel real good !

"It wasn't safe, it wasn't pretty, but we made it. I was in and out, in and out, in and out of being the president but we could pull it off in the end."

- President O2, 2016 Probably


Presidential run sponsored by:
- The Richard Butts Foundation
- Thomas B. Jay
- The European Dyslexia Assotiacion
- Veteran Seamen of Eudoria

 

[Dan59]

Should we start an crowd funding thing to buy you enough viagra for erection day?

 

[Norbert]

I can see your party throbbing with members, surely you can penetrate through the spin with your awesome abilty to mass-debate.

 

[forgo]

Finally a hard politician, willing to give the shaft to the lies and corruption we are so used to seeing.
Good luck with your very hard and very long message, it will be messy, but I have faith you will get it all over the faces of everyone.

I wish you a very satisfying discharge of emotion as you mount your campaign.

 

[Dusk]

You'd have to be a right tool to vote for anyone else.

 

[Angel O2 Mercer]

I wish you a very satisfying discharge of emotion as you mount your campaign.

That is a very penetrating thought my friend

 

[Creator_of_Ped]

O2 for Penis'dent!

 

[Saradu]

O2 for Penis'dent!

This thread is hillarious

 

[Angel O2 Mercer]

O2 for Penis'dent!

Nice

 

[SHY]

Rise! Oh rise future president! Rise and become big and hard to make sure you can stretch the.... Universe.
Show us the fifty shades of a succesfull president! Launch and stick your power into people faces and show them what you are worth of. Go big, go long, go deep, all the best!!