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tadam tadam tadam tadam
Some crazy shit Is going down

I don't know how i don't know why
But i've been waiting for a while
For something magic to appear
The sweet sweet sound i should hear
The ringing sound in my ear
The ting ting ting
In my cheap speaker

I'm glad the graphics will be better
I'm glad MA's pockets will be fatter
Now all I want is a nice global
Or make me minstens shareholder

Posted from mobile device from a sleasy bar


Beer
 
I'm looking forward with an open mind,
and kneeling and praying MA will be kind,
with the hardware required to run the new specs,
although CryEngine 2 will be hungry I expect,
but hope is in sight with the boundaries explainable,
as MA have shown that the graphics are scalable,
and although I may not play at the top of the league,
I shouldn't lag so much as I'm killing the weak.

I'm also wishing for something quite cool,
some new mobs to kill while filling the pool,
some new guns to use while wasting my ped,
new armour to wear and it has to be said,
the new faps although useful, are really quite slow,
fapping others is handy, but yourself is a no,
20 uses per minute leaves too much to chance,
when you like hunting big mobs to begin deaths dance.

Posted from home, just got back from nAnsterdam. Still high, and a little drunk.
 
a little haiku...

Robots arive soon.
We are all going to die.
Destiny next week...
 
Blue bar, blue bar, why are you so slow,
You're taking forever it's not far to go,
It's been several hours and nothing to show
But 100% must be close now


Ok, it's here, and what have we found,
Biting my lip til the patches come round,
Hunting like always with new drops in mind
A Marber Type Zulu, MA you're too kind:)


Hurrikane
 
Atrox and space pirates and robots, OH MY!
Atrox and space pirates and robots, OH MY!
What ever will I do when all these new features arrive?

will I log on and say "all your loot are belong to us?"
will I log in and run the country side?
Will I hunt for the 2nd golden age Items?
Or will I just sit...to realize I have deposited all of my money in the excitement
The Excitement of the announcement of VU 10.0

The holy and sacred upgrade!


Roses are red Violets are blue I want a rare gun but I know I'm screwed!
 
We waited for years
And sharpened our ears
As the news came out
All started to shout
-"wtf server is down ???"
-"I cant TP from this town ???"
-"This creature carried no loot ???"
-"Im rubberbanding like a large trout ??"

Minipatched came along
Introducing a new song
Written by the famous neverdie
Omg I wanted to cry

Another patch fixed a bug I never seen
And another corrected a place I never been

But best of all it was kinda fun
to see so many males drooling over their female avatars bun
 
I fear Cry Engine will arrive
Marco gives his Frank high five
The hug each other, kiss both cheeks
Then jump around like two geeks

They'll celebrate at corporate brunch
Drinking between their breakfast and lunch
Then stumble around, searching WC
Find the wrong cable, and share their pee

And then mind ark will get a buzz
no, not the crafter, but a spazzm
The lights go on, and then back off
And then this screen will say:

:eyecrazy:


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God damn I'm waiting for too long
I know I can, I know I'm strong
But patience coming to an end
If only Franky was my friend

I'd punch his shoulder, throw in poo
I'd say, come on, speed up VU
I've got no girlfiend, got no home
I left my essence in third dome

I need to see what's on inside
I heard so much, that its a stride
Come on, you swedish lads, come on
Work FASTER, FASTER, carry on!!!!


disclaimer: If Frank was my friend, I would never punch him, and the poo would be mado of rubber, just for shits and giggles!!

:D
 
The night b4 VU10

'Twas the night before VU, when all through the EF

Not a global was posted, not even joe jeff;

The patches were done to the client with care,

In hopes that deposits soon would be there;

The entropians were restless turning in their beds,

While visions of new mobs danced in their heads;

And mamma in her ellen evening gown, and I in my sun cap,

Had just settled down for a long update's nap,

When up on the forum there arose such a clatter,

I ran to the main PC to see what was the matter.

Over to the tower I flew like a flash,

powered it up so fast I thought it might crash.

A NEW PATCH FOR VU10, I thought it might snow!

I got it downloading as my hopes began to grow,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

the servers still down, thats just what I feared,

With a new graphics driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be the offline tick.

More rapid than eagles the EF posts came,

And they posted, and shouted, and called ma names;

"Now we'll have it up soon, the VU we're a fixin!

Go back to bed n continue turnin n twisten!

We are still testing, one of us is stuck in a wall!

Now dash away! dash away! when we're ready we'll call!"
 
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