Vu 66.6

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I guess, for now this counts as fan fiction. For now...

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ENTROPIA UNIVERSE VERSION UPDATE 66.6
20xx -01-01

*** PLEASE READ THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU FIND SOMETHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY IN THE ENTROPIA UNIVERSE! IT MIGHT PROVIDE THE INFO YOU NEED BEFORE CONTACTING THE ENTROPIA UNIVERSE SUPPORT DEPARTMENT! ***

VERSION UPDATE FEATURES

Avatar Creation
Gender „undecided” added. Avatar creation now costs $10 as DNA reconstruction now is way more expesive.

Banks
...went to bancrupt.

Inventory
As adj/imp/mod ietems are too unbalanced, so they are removed from all member inventories.

Trade Terminal
As there were many complaints from players, ammo cost in trade terminal has been reduced to modest 150%.

Repair Terminal
Repair terminals are now shot down. If item is broken, it is removed from your inventory.

Revivial Terminal
Revivial rerminals are now shut down. All deaths are final, thus game becomes more „dynamic”.

Armor/Clothing
New armour part is introduced- ear guards.
Also, clothes now wear down and you have to sew them, using new tool- Omegaton Needle pbx555.

Navigation
Game’s contols changes randomly after each 5 minutes- you can never know what will happen next time you press „w”.

Loot changes
Loot from monters has been turned off. Now you can only get PED’s by depositing.

Other Enhancements

As our license for cryengine 2(R) has expired, we are switching back to old graphics. Ahh, the nostalgy.




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This is a joke af course.
 
:rofl::rofl:
Just you never know what happen in future!!!:D:D
 
LOL, I hope that the MA officials are not able to see this part of the forum ;)
 
vu 66.7

Due the the complaints of people saying OOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOooooOO

Cause they are now stuck dead we have implemented a new L Revival terminal

You must collect all 100 parts and combine it with the Unique Atrox Egg.
 
vu 66.7

Due the the complaints of people saying OOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOooooOO

Cause they are now stuck dead we have implemented a new L Revival terminal

You must collect all 100 parts and combine it with the Unique Atrox Egg.
oh, no, egg has hatched long ago. in it there was full tt (!) limited m1a!
 
Ooooooo

:eek: Oooooooooo :eek:

Simon/Mindark is reading this...... Your going to get it now buddy :laugh: :laugh: :monkey:
 
As our license for cryengine 2(R) has expired, we are switching back to old graphics. Ahh, the nostalgy.

I thought they would switch to "we will scan some fingerpaintings we made during our last personel meeting" :D
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Dynamic deaths, omg rofl :laugh:
 
there was such a thread with fiction updates ... what was it again ?
 
ROFL! well done;)


Stinky:yay:
 
Loot changes
Loot from monters has been turned off. Now you can only get PED’s by depositing.



This is a joke af course.

I see no joke in this :scratch2:, seriously, isnt it this way already :dunno:
 
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