Ok translation :
God dam*** ppl. Stop spaming us already, we can't handle so many mails, our boxes are full and morning coffe time is to short to delete them !
We will now gove u some blah,blah,blah dynamic but we must find someone who can wear that is some nice worde and make that message sound complicated
We always give u Sh**, not information, but we hope u pass over that as usual.
You have fancy red rays and zoom so stfu.
Our "big brain" realised that u are not complet fools, therefore we produce more crap with word "dynamic" to make u busy for some time.
One guy from DRtC departament (Dynamic Responses to Comunity) found something on entropedia , but couldent understand that. We fired him for poor abilities of using ctrl+c and ctrl+v.
sory MA - but could't resis. Crap once again ,and treating ppl like cows. Info u want provide can be made in one hour for someone who has knowledge how your systems works