Whats your IRL-profession?

[BigBertha]

Welll tbh I am an unemployed Welder, Swedish Arbetsförmedlingen gave me that course of being an international welder.
Atm I am athome dad (i have a daughter that is 1year last thursday )

But due to lack of jobs here in sweden (yeah southern sweden like Skåne) I havent been able to find a job.

If there is people close to Ystad or something like that having a job at a factory or Welding buissness here, can u pls consider pm me or something?

ps. this might open a few doors to unemployed persons getting in contact with others that might have job and can give you a work. d.s

 

[Zorander]

I work as a mechanic and a rigger, I'm also trained as a welder and machinist and have taken some CAD classes and put that to use at work.


You'd figure with a list of skills like that I'd work more than a week out of the month

Stupid economy

 

[BigBertha]

I'm a work as a mechanic and a rigger, I'm also trained as a welder and machinist and have taken some CAD classes and put that to use at work.


You'd figure with a list of skills like that I'd work more than a week out of the month

Stupid economy

Mecannic anr rigger huh? thats cool!
Well tbh since i started the welderschool i saw every weldingjobs dissapear..
But hopefully it will change some day

 

[Huskie]

For the time being I shave dolphins, but have a solid historic in my resumé of vacuuming the Sahara desert.

 

[Telgard]

For the time being I shave dolphins, but have a solid historic in my resumé of vacuuming the Sahara desert.

While living in Brazil aye... hmm.. I sweat Bibo. and walk around looking for Dung and teleportation devices..

 

[bigdeal]

Got about;
lvl 64 computer mechanics.
lvl 45 computer programming.
lvl 52 computer database programming.

So I think i am a ICT-er

Greetings,

bigdeal

 

[Karma_Jackal]

Im the head of R&D for a major IT company. Any IT related problem the techs cant solve like a strange new bug or a virus they cant remove comes to my department. We then reasurch the problem and develop a solution thats ither automatic via script or we update the knowladge db with all the steps needed to fix the problem. Viruses we create a quick fix that we run via logon scripts and forward the virus and solution on to Trend (I hate trend but what can we do the clients want to use it and wont hear anything about the matter) to be included in the next virus db update. We also look into Hardware and Applications that can fill holes in security of the domain or automates some regular functions. All in all a Kickass fun job to have as there is always something new , exiting and challenging going on.

 

[Karma_Jackal]

Jee wizzszz get a life. -rep me for my proffesion and say im talking BS. You are just a sore loser that im making a sucsess out of my life and your not. And why would I give you my bosses e-mail? I have no need to prove it to you, I dont have a small ego that requires me to prove my sucess to any lowlife shithead on the internet. Nor do I wish to reviele my IRL identity and in giving you or anyone on the forums info sutch as my bosses e-mail it will be simple to get my identity and e-mail. Heck I have already given more then enought info on the forums for anyone that can put 2 and 2 together to verify that im talking the truth while still leaving probabil deniability towards my IRL identity if need be. You spread -reps around like wild fire just to -rep me as often as possible.

Edit. If you dislike me so much add me to your Ignore list as I have done with you.

 

[johan roadkill]

student,bump,carpenter trainee,professional sleeper, architect trainee,soon to be world leader. the one, the only, the legend... Johan

 

[Alina]

lazy student

 

[Aio]

soon to be R&D sales chemist for Shell International or R&D research chemist for PepsiCo UK

choices, choices!

 

[Vigi]

6 yrs accountant
1 yr payroll specialist
currently purchasing officer - soon moving to PANAMA - i know you will read this zorra

 

[Ludvig|MindArk]

Student atm

 

[dilly]

University

 

[dale011]

Retired from fortune 500 company after 32 years. Now part time metal detectorist, part time gold prospector and part time slacker.

 

[XeroX2]

Computer Game Design student.
Which reminds me that I still need to set up some blog...

 

[Ludvig|MindArk]

soon to be R&D sales chemist for Shell International or R&D research chemist for PepsiCo UK

choices, choices!

Why not do both? as long as you don't accidently mix them up...

 

[BigBertha]

Sounds like u guys have nice works/studying etc sounds great

 

[Mel]

Got really tired, then retired.

 

[mandu]

Im the head of R&D for a major IT company. Any IT related problem the techs cant solve like a strange new bug or a virus they cant remove comes to my department. We then reasurch the problem and develop a solution thats ither automatic via script or we update the knowladge db with all the steps needed to fix the problem. Viruses we create a quick fix that we run via logon scripts and forward the virus and solution on to Trend (I hate trend but what can we do the clients want to use it and wont hear anything about the matter) to be included in the next virus db update. We also look into Hardware and Applications that can fill holes in security of the domain or automates some regular functions. All in all a Kickass fun job to have as there is always something new , exiting and challenging going on.

I know a couple of IT guys... and they all would have described their job like this. Me, I would have said, "Head of R&D for an IT company"


Personally, I am a manager at a professional live theatre company.

 

[Kay-T]

I get a disability pension from my U.S. government.

so in a sense i get paid to read/study about a wide variety of subjects that interest me (i usually spend a good couple of hours or more a day reading wikipedia alone), hang around in entropia and sometimes actually play, shag my g/f, sleep and occasionally deal with various computer issues and basic maintenance on the the public computers at the cafe i get online at for trade. I also spend a lot of time coming up with ideas. one of these days i will come up with one i will have the resources to make a reality.

the pay is lousy but at least i dont put myself at very real risk of of having a violent mental break involving improvised explosive devices or firearms at whatever place i would get stuck working at.
unlike the others that have been in the news in the past for that very thing, im fortunate to recognize that significant potential in myself enough to seek help its all about trying to avoid and manage stress which is the other aspect of my job.

 

[Xen]

soon to be R&D sales chemist for Shell International or R&D research chemist for PepsiCo UK

choices, choices!

Go with Pepsi, it only harms teeth and belt lines, as opposed to the environment.

 

[Steve_saber]

Industrial sales, specializing in machine shop tooling...cnc, milling, and lathe tooling...I also manage the server and network, plus inside sales....and in my spare time designing a web site to bring the company into the web age....

 

[STYRM]

welder, truckdriver, musician, gamer, writer..

but I live on playing poker.. atleast for the moment

 

[Tomkat]

Social counsilor, lately I been guided for greater jobs tho that I might consider, - something that includes souschief at an institute, but I am happy were I am atm.


I got a pretty steady income aswell as a musician where I play at a bar for around $300USD after tax, for each band member. (Used to be above $400USD, but its hard to compete with todays low ass broke drug addicts playing for less and taking mafia money and not paying tax of the income)., usually we play one time a month and just lately I got done collecting some gear for a sound studio (I took classes as producer when I was younger), so that I can start record my own music and offer other people to record their music at a high quality.

I am still young and got bigger plans.

 

[chronos913]

medical lab technician...I'm one of the people who takes your (insert bodily fluid here) and tells a doctor, "Hey! this person is ok!" or "Hey!!! This person has some issues here, this is what's causing them. You figure out how to treat!"

FYI!: A long time ago, before the information/mechanical age(a lot of labwork is performed by machines and only interpreted by techs now), medical professionals would taste the urine of patients to see if it tasted sugary--a key symptom of mismanaged diabetes is glucosuria, and the quickest way to tell used to be with the tastebuds. . .

Pic of what blood looks like :
anything odd here???(I lmao when I saw it under the scope). The pink circles are red blood cells, and the purplish ones with inclusions are different types of white blood cells.

 

[Charlie Gloom]

lazy student most of year,

summers so far:
* logging from setting chokers on a yarder to managing a crew
* when economy first took a tank I employed myself for a summer roofing (lots of people need this done pays good) but the work sucks
* the last summer worked as a forest management intern for a large timberland owner
* who knows what will be next!

 

[Aio]

Go with Pepsi, it only harms teeth and belt lines, as opposed to the environment.

Already did a year at Pepsi, how I got offered the job, while it's fun they're no saintly company...

The shell job is in sales, but sales of R&D future energy products.. I'd much rather work and try to improve the energy business than avoid it cos it's bad

Plus the pay is £32k + company car graduate compared to my £18k at Pepsi.. Yeah I have no morals

 

[xaph]

Biscuit design Artist:
I'm currently designing some to reflect the true Boorum and scare the the crap out of the consumer

 

[Simon God]

Proffesional poker player for 12 years.

But my main proffesion is slacking off and smoking weed. It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.