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Just heard this, thought I'd post it.

Why do Swedish war ships, have bar codes on the sides of them?

So when they return to port, they can Scan-da-navy-in.

lol


Rick
 
For historical reasons, this is not really a safe topic.
 
Comments are funnier than the joke itself :laugh:
 
NEVER trust someone who cant find humor in a stupid joke!
 
Greatest joke I have heard since some one said that that guy with a wig became a president. :D
 
It could have been worse!

what if it was:


Why do Swedish navy personnel have bar codes on their arms and sing Aha songs?

So when they return to port, they can Scan-da-navy-ah
 
LangeTobias said:
Greatest joke I have heard since some one said that that guy with a wig became a president. :D
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Which one, John Adams?

In the United States, only four presidents from John Adams to James Monroe wore curly powdered wigs tied in a queue according to the old-fashioned style of the 18th century. Unlike them, the first president George Washington never wore a wig; instead, he powdered, curled and tied in a queue his own long hair.
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Real Life at the White House: 200 ... – Google Knihy. Books.google.cz. Retrieved April 20, 2010.

"Frequently Asked Questions: Did George Washington wear a wig?". The Papers of George Washington. University of Virginia. Archived from the original on November 20, 2005. Retrieved October 4, 2010.
 
sir Dickon English was attacked by shark.
his friends shouted: Stab it with your big knife.
sir Dickon: fish with knife, are you insane :eyecrazy:
 
Good tension reliever Rick .. lol
 
RickEngland said:
Just heard this, thought I'd post it.

Why do Swedish war ships, have bar codes on the sides of them?

So when they return to port, they can Scan-da-navy-in.

lol


Rick
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You were watching Horizon last night, weren't you? The 'why do we laugh' episode with Jimmy Carr. It's a good one. :)
 
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