Usurper
Stalker
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2006
- Posts
- 2,332
- Location
- Sweden
- Society
- Freelancer
- Avatar Name
- Emelie USURPER Andersson
Driving along in the countryside just west of TwinPeaks i see plants standing in my way.
Knowing theese plants are hard as rocks, as most plants are...or not.. i spoted an opening just wide enough to let my PitBull through.
Being the shitty driver i am i ofcorse hit one of them darn plants and scraped some of that MA original gray paint
off my mean gray machine.
If that was all that happend i could have been ok with the situation.
Now, maybe because of my awesome shittastic driving skills the story doesn't end here..
When i hit the first plant and took damage i then got bumped into the plant on the other side.
I there received more damage only to be bumped back into the first plant again...
I was starting to see a pattern developing here.
Let me pain you a picture:
If you have ever played Pinball and experienced when the pinball falls in perfect balance inbetween two fast
kickers, making that machine gun sound, you then kinda understand what happend.
My pitbull being the said pinball.
In about 3-4 seconds my awesum Pitbull exploded in a ball of flames with me sitting there with my jaw in my
lap and my white knuckled finger fiercly hitting the vehicle brake button, what little good THAT did!
I'm not a game designer and programmer by any defenition, but it is my firm beliefe
that this is NOT how things are supposed to be, not even by MA standards.
This experience sent me into a dimention of pissed off i haven't visited in a long time.
And to add insult to injury, i now have to walk my ass back to town!!!
Knowing theese plants are hard as rocks, as most plants are...or not.. i spoted an opening just wide enough to let my PitBull through.
Being the shitty driver i am i ofcorse hit one of them darn plants and scraped some of that MA original gray paint
off my mean gray machine.
If that was all that happend i could have been ok with the situation.
Now, maybe because of my awesome shittastic driving skills the story doesn't end here..
When i hit the first plant and took damage i then got bumped into the plant on the other side.
I there received more damage only to be bumped back into the first plant again...
I was starting to see a pattern developing here.
Let me pain you a picture:
If you have ever played Pinball and experienced when the pinball falls in perfect balance inbetween two fast
kickers, making that machine gun sound, you then kinda understand what happend.
My pitbull being the said pinball.
In about 3-4 seconds my awesum Pitbull exploded in a ball of flames with me sitting there with my jaw in my
lap and my white knuckled finger fiercly hitting the vehicle brake button, what little good THAT did!
I'm not a game designer and programmer by any defenition, but it is my firm beliefe
that this is NOT how things are supposed to be, not even by MA standards.
This experience sent me into a dimention of pissed off i haven't visited in a long time.
And to add insult to injury, i now have to walk my ass back to town!!!
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