Was sorry to see this listed on auction so soon. I don't know what to say other than whats been said... 4k is not nearly enough for that weapon, .
You’re a lovely guy Forgo I really like you and enjoy your stream, although there needs to be a sense of reality here so let’s put it into prospective.
My returns are shockingly bad, what am I doing wrong?
A: You need the best efficiency weapon you can buy then it will be all happiness and roses (we’ve been telling you that for 14 years).
Ok I paid $1500 for the best melee weapon in the game (cheap I’m told), almost as efficient as a unique reapers blade (brand spanking new FEN), but my returns are still shockingly bad (I’m on global ban), what am I doing wrong?
A: It’s not the weapon now, it’s the bankroll. You need $2000 deposit…even that might not be enough to cover the horrendous returns at times. But don’t worry that’s normal and should be expected.
What if I deposit 20000 ped and I’m still not getting globals?
A: Arhhh That’s looter skill. You might be pushing level 50 animal looter, but you need level 100. Sure looter skill drops got nerfed and now drop every 5 – 10 kills or less, but you will get to level 100 hang in there, heavy losses therefore are expected for a good 5 more years until Level 100.
Arhh ok thanks silly me, my mistake.
I got ok loot in Merry Mayhem so what’s going on?
A: you’re not fully ramped on tiers, you need to run max damage enhancers at all times. Which means spending $1000’s to unlock them. Plus also deposit for the best amp, that’s only another $2000. That’s normal don’t worry mate…all will be good.
Ok mate help, I’ve done all that, but I’m still losing 1000’s of peds every few days.
A: arhhh you’re not running the best rings are you, that’s your problem. You need 2 of those $2000 each.
Ok ok ok thank you….I’ve got the weapon, unlocked to tier 10, best amp, best rings….I’ve spent $100,000 buying the fruit machine to play the fruit machine. But it’s still not working…help me!!!!!
A: Loot waves…..you’re not waiting for loot waves. But more importantly is you don’t have the best amour (the damage you’re taking is not in corelating with the loot algorithm)….that’s only another $5000. Plus you need at least 2 sets of that for different mobs.
Ok mate I’ve done all that…..I’ve got all the gear now, but I’m still struggling…help me!!!
A: It’s skill now, you need level 200, just chip in $50K of skill chips.
Ok ok ok I’ve done all that, but it’s still not working
A: That is normal Rick, look at me and my horrendous returns recently……just keep shooting you will get a big hof. You’re now doing it right, it’s just normal to get shit return most of the time.
But you told me if I got all this gear and skill, I wouldn’t get shit returns.
A:
No we didn’t……we told you that your expectations are wrong, and they're still are wrong.
Mmmmm well now I’ve another problem, all my expensive unlimited gear is devalued to shit and not worth anything. What do I do now?
A: Deposit big and buy more gear silly….its dynamic, you got to evolve as the game evolves.
Hold-on, hold on, hold on…… Let’s just stop for a minute and get back to the original FEN weapon I bought.
Why is that better than the so the called shit weapons I was using on much lower budget and doing reasonably ok…just hanging in there on few k peds?
A: the truth is that now you bought the gear for tens of $1000’s of dollars, there’s no way in hell that you’re going to just walk away are you…..so it’s now going to cost you mate.
Really…..watch me.
Rick