ultimababe
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This thread is dedicated to those of us who need to *work* whilst everyone else has fun in PE
In here we should post jokes that made us laugh, quotes that made us ROOFLWBWBAAB (Roll on office floor while being watched by an angry boss) or even just a silly story from something that happened during your days work..
I feel your pain fellow EF'ers.. I do a 10 hour shift each day.. it's hard being deprived of PE for so long, so let's get happy
here is a site which makes me laugh every day .. I'm sure we can all relate to something on here
Even if you're not working - feel free to join in and make our day a less boring one
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The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the airplane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof ? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"
The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
In here we should post jokes that made us laugh, quotes that made us ROOFLWBWBAAB (Roll on office floor while being watched by an angry boss) or even just a silly story from something that happened during your days work..
I feel your pain fellow EF'ers.. I do a 10 hour shift each day.. it's hard being deprived of PE for so long, so let's get happy
here is a site which makes me laugh every day .. I'm sure we can all relate to something on here
Even if you're not working - feel free to join in and make our day a less boring one
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The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the airplane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof ? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
-------------------------
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"
The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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