Who says i don't have one? The part about money makes no sense to me whatsoever.
Interim report as i am 100% sure the whole EU community needs to know about it:
Due to Skams inspiration and the server downtime i managed to do the dishes on my own (yes, with dishwasher, but still). That was not pretty, so much i can tell you. I should probably post that in the achievement section!
I also managed to do some laundry. Yeah, i am working in computer business since over 20 years, but an washing machine, now thats an totally different thing. Why does it need so much programs? I mean, come on, can you really say you know what they are all for?!
Just as an example:
How the heck i am supposed to decide if the laundry is "delicate" or "casual"!? It might be both at the same time.
Anyway, i just threw all the stuff in, random program, highest temperature (90 degree celsius is ok for any kind of laundry? Certainly sounds hygienically to me.
) I am confident that will just work out fine...
As the servers are still down i will now head to the grocery store (there is one close to me, i have seen it in the past when driving by) and buy some actual food. What means my pizza delivery service will not get any orders from me for at least 2 days! Those bastards deserve it, delivered wrong dessert last time. (Of course i will compensate that with an extra big order in about 3 days, can't have them to get broke, not so easy to find an good pizza service!)
Anyway, my cleaning woman will be in shock when she comes on tuesday, i hope she will not quit seeing what i managed without her!
Skam, you changed my life!
(at least until the servers are up again)