Recent content by L0RDVADER

I've thought long and hard about this 'events for miners/crafters' idea..Mostly whilst on the toilet....I admit,i often have a problem differentiating between 'real life,and virtual reality'...But im sure the reality is ; MA will always be biased towards hunters,,because it makes em the most...

Satan or Santa?......I've been confused most've my life, does he exist or not ?!....Like everyone else,i hope for something spectacular from MA at christmas time....A christmas tree ,shaped like a rocket; that when ignited ,takes off with over 200,000 ftlbs of force (dont correct,and confuse me...

'is entropia universe a casino' question,has been answered many times...by many ppl,,and most've em have different opinions....ive only been to Las Vegas once,and am not allowed to return ever again under my bail conditions...apparently,running into a casino with a home-made x2 axe,and attacking...

personally i think taking something from someones property is theft...however,i have taken to re-arranging ppl's garden gnomes in a comical manner,,and once uprooted a potatoe from a vegitable garden,and rammed it up the tail pipe of there 'sit on' lawn mower,after a drunken night out with some...

( the good thing about this is that it works with any weapon that uses ammo)...when you run out of ammo,shake your gun violently in the offending mobs direction and make either a 'PHISSSSSHHHH......PHISSSHHHH!' sound (for laser ammo)....or a 'AHUHAHUHHUHHHH..AHUHAHUHHUHHHH' sound (for blp...

i almost feel your pain,..there are a couple of soc members who often play whilst at work on our comms channel...one is a chinese takeaway chef,and i can often hear him frying noodles and expressing himself with profanity at having to tear himself away from EU...he was even teaching me how to...

you probably couldnt read it and understand it even if i gave you 101 ped...no offence but tunisia isnt well known for its mathimatical genious's,nor ironically;for its tuna and mayo sandwiches with crushed black pepper and spring onion..ps...bet you read it anyway...:wtg:

after watching the David Cronenberg 1986 remake of 'The Fly',i thought i could recreate his fantastical teleportation device by simply sitting in the refridgerator,and putting the familys pet dog Lucky the 3rd into the other refridgerator;then shook it violently and made a sound similar to...

sry ..i ment a diet 'SPLURM' (tm)...hmmmmm 'LOVE THAT SPLURM' (tm)

i'll have a Big Mac meal.,3.2 million cheeseburgers,5 chocolate donuts,17 Mc nugget meals supersized,2 apple pies......and a diet coke

WTF! i log out for 2 days and someone outbid my 5ped....and it wasnt a reseller...binky the mining hamster is not happy...he is not happy at all..i had great plans for that egg...i like omlettes,expecially with a large range of cheese's and some dry cured ham,tomatoes,spring...

i have put much thought into this so called 'football' since my last post,and have read about it somewhere....and it only brings me further confusion when i try and think of it in transatlantic terms: if during a friendly neighbourhood game the ball lands in an american 'yard' does the law of...

woman wearing kilts!!!! its not right i tell ye,its for men,drunken hairy legged scotsmen at hogmany.....a travisty

one day,at a fairground,i once threw 3 of these things,reffered to as 'balls' at a coconut...cost me bout 10 peds worth per 3 balls..imagine how pissed off i was when said coconut didnt fall over,and the guy in charge of the stall shot me in the left nipple area with a BB gun..a fight ensued,and...

equipment used= binky the welsh mining hampster (5th generation...3rd son of 4th generation Binky,unfortunately other 2 were eaten by there mother)... love the mining idea,binky is getting tired of playing inside his little run around ball that is calypso,keeps banging off the skirting...