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I have afro, i global with a dildo and i turn dark brown.
I die with a dick on my head and a pole up my ass, yeah thats life,
Oh yeah look there, i global when i dancing to;)
 
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I copied all stuff from the thread :
You know you are addicted to PE when:

( Took me severel Hours to read thru 39? pages or how many it was lol )

Enjoy!!

  • You ask the man at the greengrocer for a pound of papplons.
  • You're wondering why the T-Rex in 'Jurassic Park' has only 2 arms.
  • You want to flee from that annoying neighbour, and you can't activate your Lesser Teleport Chip.
  • You hear an elephant at the zoo and jump aside to avoid being spat on with acid.
  • You're playing paintball with some friends and wonder why they're not showing up as yellow dots.
  • You don't really worry about that bus speeding your way, because you'll revive at PA anyway.
  • You think it's enough to feed your dog one Nutrio bar a week.
  • You think it's alright to whip your dog to make it listen.
  • You just KNOW every sexy woman you meet is really a guy.
  • You think it's alright to lie down in a busy square.
  • You ask the guy you're playing squash with if he's doing anything with his sweat.
  • You're getting arrested for walking around with a Samurai sword.
  • You think you can run the New York marathon because you run from Fort Zeus to Fort Troy every day.
  • You don't want to graduate because someone ELSE will get the present.
  • You get caught trying to force a CCD into your brain because you think it will make you see sharper.
  • You think you can cook by tossing the raw ingredients into a blender and repeatedly pressing the 'On' button.
  • You're buying a shirt, the salesgirl tells you the price and you ask: 'But how much is that in PED?'
  • You sue eBay because they charge you more than 1 PED.
  • You are surprised you didn't find a nice chair in the ant you just drove over.
  • You stand in your yard screaming "SELLING: LAWNMOWER tt+1500 @ TREE"
  • When you think of people wearing black coats as über
  • You buy someone a gift card at their favorite RL store and you think, "Now they won't have to deposit so often."
  • Your wife says, "You're interesting. Talk to me."
  • You're asked to deposit at the bank and ask "Do I have to? Can I sweat instead?"
  • You see everything as TT+something.
  • You go around your local town looking for a teleporter.
  • You go into a shop and ask if they take sweat or dung as payment
  • You start mining in your back yard, pretending your calculator is the detector.
  • When your girlfriend asks you to remove a spider from the bathroom you call some friends to team up with them
  • There is a sign telling "we are puplic" at the front door of your house
  • You allways carry a set of orange clothes with you, just in case you have to visit a crowdy place
  • When you're driving along and try to hit the "m" button to see where you are
  • You walk around proudly with black shades and think that everyone thinks you're cool
  • When you pay $2 for a busride and ask how much the ride back is.
  • When you dream your inside the game, wake up and realize the loot is not there
  • When you go to the maternity hospital to welcome the noobs
  • When you only wear old clothes that are not looted anymore
  • You press enter before you write something in other chat programms
  • You take our your credit card out of your wallet and double click it to get some peds
  • You jump around irl instead of walking and think you move faster that way
  • You blow up a dinamite stick in you backyard hopping to find some oil
  • When you drown!....because you forget you DO need to breath under water!
  • When someone asks you a question, you reply in the same way as MindArk Support
  • When someone kicks you out of thier house/shop/classroom, you argue that they didn't give the five minute warning.
  • You ask people in the street if they want to be your disciple / mentor.
  • Do PED art in the street.
  • When you picking up dogshit from the sidewalk and trying to sell it
  • When you scream - fucking n00bs to ppl in the traffic on the way home from work.
  • When you stand in a queue in a supermarket and starts doing the Pogo-dance because you are too bored
  • When your daughter wakes you to ask if you have any spare money for school and you replay NP I just Hoffed on a trox!
  • When u chat with your rl friends and u start talking like if it was with your soc and ask "what are we gonna hunt this night" instead " where is the party we goin?"
  • When you forgot how to spell in your own language because english is universal
  • You see a person in the park in a orange track suit and you offer a tp run
  • When people ask you for items to sell you reply "no, but did you try the auctioneer"
  • You open a carton of Orange Juice and wonder how many nOObs it took to make it.
  • You try to pK IRL and think that it's Ok.
  • When you're in the kitchen chopping some cucumber and worrying about the decay on the knife
  • You can't stop referring to your kid as "The Noob".
  • You feel good about your body after doing a TP run
  • You're leaving the restaurant after a massive steak and you start searching for items to drop so you can move faster.
  • When you see someone wearing an orange mechanic's suit putting gas in your car and your first thought is to pk the noob for touching your oil.
 
Arvikafestivalen, Im seeking for two guys that i met just before the "dragon tent", they sat on chairs ,
I was the girl who came all muddy and i remember that you guys said that I was the kindes person
they have met on the festival. I think i sat there for maybe 2-3 hours? but after a while i said:
brb i have to go to the Dragon tent. Or i think even i said Monster tent lol, but when i came back.
you guys was gone. They was SO friendly!

And for Linda, who i was with for two days, im very sorry, I have her number and that. Hope she forgive me.
But hey, festival, first and last time i meet everyone lol.

We cant forget "Cämp bajamaja", guys remember the girl who came before Infected muchrooms and sang
Kristet utseende with you? Yep it was me, Now memories pops up, Arvika maybe was fun anyway
If you think of all the happy times you had. And for my friend i was with. in the tent next to me.
or, shes my best friend. The day before the first day. i'd sleped 1-2 Hours. she came to my tent and said:
-Im hungry!!
-aww.. *hick* åsa was still drunk
We walked to Statiol and took a hotdog. And after A while my friend asked:
- What the fuck, you are still drunk Åsa??!
Rofl, memories...

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My tent is the blue one with some yellow, And my friends is dark blue
 
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" Is it true that Alone are stronge? "

She put him out
Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart
He spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away
A little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough
To get her off his mind
Until the night.

He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said, I'll love her till I die
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The angels sang a whiskey lullaby.

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la.

The rumors flew
But nobody knew how much she blamed herself
For years and years
She tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away
A little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough
To get him off her mind
Until the night.

She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clingin to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While angels sang a whiskey lullaby.

This is a song that I like very much. Here is the video. don't know if its the best quality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKwwxnWsVQ
 
It maybe deceive my eye and letting me se something else , something better?
I know It isnt like that, but at the moment I dont know. But in the end I'll just get sad as usually.
In the future it will be better, I know that, I hope that. But I think also that I just deceive myself to belief that. I feel so alone here in the new city. I dont know a soul. I miss my friend back down in my home town.
This is maybe not the best thing anyway? It will be better, I'll find a new appartment.

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Me , Luri, ant is, bzzz bbbzzzz...Thank you Pluu for lent it out! :)
 


I deposited some money, not a big
amount, but some so i can atleast hunt a little.
And i bought a "basooka" that i called it, hehe
And shooted some in Twin rig, and on the pic,
you see L3xus that is holding a flower, and NEO
who is running at the back, cool pic i think :)

I sleeped with my Linses in this night,
becouse i went to sleep around 2 i think maybe
fell a sleep around 02:30 , So i thought that if
i sleep with them then i dont have to put them in
the next thay on the morning, bad idea it was,
I wake up and my eyes hurted like hell. :(

My best friend sended a pic of her
and me and with the sign: " I miss you sweetie"
My home town maybe are a little good anyway.
But i'll survive, just smile and be happy Åsa, you'll fix it.
I dont know anyone here, but i talked to some yesterday
so its a little better, but im pretty shy, but sometimes
very talkativ, it depense, if I feel that i can be my self,
then i talk like neverbefore, but if i feel unsure im hardly
saying a thing.

~*~

Take away the sensation inside,
Bittersweet migraine in my head,
It's like a throbbing toothache,
Of the mind,
I can't take this feeling anymore

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
This sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight,
And everything will be alright,
Tell me that I won't feel a thing

So, give me novacaine

Out of body and out of mind,
Kiss the demons out of my dreams,
I get the funny feeling and that's alright,
Jimmy says it's better than here

I'll tell you why

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
This sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight,
And everything will be alright,
Tell me that I won't feel a thing

So, give me novacaine
(Oh, novacaine)

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
This sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight,
And everything will be alright,
Tell me Jimmy, I won't feel a thing

So, give me novacaine
 
:birthday:Happy Birthday!!!!:birthday:
Saphira Lucky Star
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Today its Luckys Birthday and i want to say happy birthday my dear friend.
And i hope your day will serv you well and that you'll get many nice presents.
Lucky is in the society Swedish hunting society.
:dancing::dancing::dancing:


​
 
Some pics from the party for Lucky and Peewee, from yesterday;



Congratz again hun, you should take it easy with the champaine ;)
Was a very nice party.

And i tried Luckys new colored Pleat, i got so: Wow!!Omg!! Take screens!!:



Today i was out mining some. didnt get any nice, not even something over 10 peds.
This is crazy, where did the loot go?? Yesterday i was also out mining + hunting, som minor Bots.
With my friend 18db, but when i dropped, he got a global so it looks like i get a mining global! lol
But i dont want to post the pic, becouse the team name is so.. lol,
NEO and 18db knows!
But i got a skill hof, that i can show you;)

 
" The only person you can trust is yourself, don't forget that "


People who is playing PE/EU,
who are they? Why do they play? Are they lonely?
And them who spending a fortune on PE/EU, why?
Why do they spend so much?
We can ask ourself that question. I can tell that i
play PE/EU becouse i think its fun,
And i love to talk to people from the whole world
and try to understand people to.



I have started to mine some, or very much.
And i want to say thank you, to Heroman and 18db
for the help. And i got a global and a HoF!!!
My first HoF on Mining, i got so happy, even
tho it wasint so high. Now im waiting for my
first tower, becouse i'll mine now for a while i think,
i need some skills, and on hunting it both goes slow
and the loot sucks.

" Am i pathetic in your eyes? "

If a person makes you feel sad and not wanted,
why do you still talk to him? Why....
- But some times he makes me happy.
Its just bullshit, guys are idiots. Or? No I take
back that, i havnt met all guys in the world.
I cant judge them, i cant.
But judging from my experience, i cant tell that
guys realy are a mystery, a riddle hard to solve.
What do they want from us girls? What?

Todays word is: Why
 
Pleace take me away, can't stand it anymore...
 
Was it better before? Even tho i wasnt happy then either?
You cant trust anyone...You think you can..but you cant...
Im so disappointed. This is real life, its not a game.. its
reality, people have feelings, people can be hurt..
Can you dont understand? You can destroy so much for me,
and you think its OK, "she'll never know..." If you say to
wrong people...You dont care what happens then.
you just think of yourself.



I thought i went happy now when i gonna go on
Wacken in Germany next year...Im not happt at all at the moment..
 
If you are a hardrocker, then you know what im talking about.




Take some venom and accept
That you won't see Nazareth
The rainbow leads you home

Warrior sent to milky way
UFO shooting gamma ray
A riot of destruction

Watch the rockbitch go down, vixen spread

When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory

You were born a motorhead
Bike's in flames you race ahead
U do the kansas rush

Racing with the motley crew
Annihilator chasing you
With guns and burning roses

Status quo has been reached, wasps unleashed

Take a skyride with me, then you'll see
 
Through the gates of hell
As we make our way to heaven

Aiming for heaven though serving in hell
Victory is ours their forces will fall

Our orders were easy;
it's kill or be killed
Blood on both sides will be spilled

In the dawn they will pay
with their lives as the price
history's written today...
 
Its hard to try to see if someone is telleing the truth
by just listening to their voice, many miles away...
I dont know what to do, just sit and wait, will you
say? We must hope that everything is good and its
just my brain playing and nothing of all that im thinking
is true..

More and more people is doing so guys are just more idiots.
I have just realized why people are doing drugs...
Its all we need, eyy??

Work like you don’t need money,
Love like you’ve never been hurt,
And Dance like no one’s watching

Its all we need...
 


Why can we all not look as same as each other?
Then we dont hear how we Must look like, have
to look like. People get very upset of hearing how
bad they look, can not people understand that?!

I have heared whole my life how i look and now
im tired of that. if someone say that im tex beautiful,
i dont believe them..They are lieing, I have heared
so much that im not that..Burned in to my mind;
"im not..Im not!"

Is this a scream on help?..

Pleace hide me, i want to go away, just vanish
into the sky..Im so tired of all this..Im so sorry for beeing..

me..
 


"Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing." -Bart Simpson​
 


"Take a trip with me on the E road....
Everything is dizzy, i see double of you,
what is happening? Can you feel it?; nothing
Shake your body, shake your head,
everything is good now my friend,
everyone loves you "

Pleace take me to the place there
you can do anything you want...
 
Its my namesday to day; Åsa
gratz to me...jippikayeey
 


Why am I so stupid? I get so angry at my self,
for some years ago i smoked, but i quited, i
got so happy on my self and so proud.. But now the
last weeks i bought a packet...To calm my nervs.
It worked..Go out on a walk to free my mind, take
a smoke...But yesterday i did a so stupid thing..
I bought a Whole packet! (With 10 packets á 20 cigaretts in one)
I have a guilty conscience...A person who have smoked
before have always a little attraction to smoke...



What will i do? I have taken a packet from it
so i cant give it back and take the money, and i
cant throw it either, its like 550 peds, or something
cant on stright arm how much from Swedish crons -> Ped
And i dont know speciell person in this new city to
buy it and i cant sadly put it on Auction ( Pretty funny, PE addicted)
+ that i have always hated that my parents smoke,
and i have told them so many times...And now..
awww...shame on me.. But i dont think i care
what happens to me, only that my closest is good
and feel good.
 
And you said nothing at all
Well I couldn't have said it better myself
Tonight the conversation takes the fall
Just love me like you love nobody else

Little lady, I think there's something on your mind
I've known you long enough to know
The words are not that hard to find

And the harder you try and the longer you go
Well there's nothing but love in those eyes any more
You know what to say but you never know how
You can keep your mouth shut because it doesn't really matter right now

I will guide you all the way
Because I know exactly what you're trying to say

You have the right to remain silent
I'll get the lights ... you get that smile

I see the angels, they're standing right outside your door
[Girl:] They're watching over me, they're watching over us all
You can send them home tonight, because you won't need them anymore
[Girl:] In your arms I think I've found the safest place to fall
When I step in the door and I stare at your face
There are so many things that I wish I could say
Well I struggle with words but they put up a fight
You can keep your mouth shut, because it doesn't really matter tonight

I will guide you all the way
Because I know exactly what you're trying to say
[Girl:] You have the right to remain silent
I'll get the lights ...
You get that smile

Just say nothing
Don't say a word
Silence is gold
Don't say a word

This is the moment we've been waiting for
[Girl:] If I exercise my right
I will take your body language and hold it against you tonight

[Girl:] So many dreams that are finally coming true
Well, I couldn't have said it better myself
[Girl:] Now you finish me off when you finish my thoughts the way you do
 
Now im sitting on a internetcafé in the new city,
waiting for my close friend to come with the buss..
i was out walking but it was raining, i was out and
looked for a new jacket , but i didnt find one..
not surpriced, dont think my sort of tast is popular
now.. And no.. im not weired and that, i just dont
like to use bright colors...

19:20 she will come, the clock is 18:15 now and i
have the computer to 18:50 if i remember right.
She will sleep over at my place until sunday,
and tomorrow she will pierce her bellybutton..
aww she will be sooo cute :)

All people here on the cafe is playing WOW , its
free games here, but where the fuck is Entropia?
I will soon scream and ask why the fuck can i not
play entropia????

PE! PE! PE! PE!

Wonder what me and her will do this night, i think we
will go out and walk, and i'll show her the city and
the nice parks and stuff.. and not forget the view!
lol i was thinking of one thing, its only guys in here,
i have thoughts of farting.. lol everyone will look
strange at me then.. its JUST for making people
thing ONE more time...Funny thought..hmmm...

Wonder if i should pay 100 SEK and sit here for 5
hours some day? just for not beeing home in my
appartment that i dont like..but what should i do?
its no PE here..bah.. Maybe gonna start to play WOW?
my brother plays that, and he thinks that i should
start to.. he is a little computer nerd to =)
I tried to make him start to play PE, but when i
said that you play with real money he said;
We'll see...we'll see....


Aww he stole my claim:(
 
Beware here will come much!

18 Sep

I can start to say that my internet is down and i have no
clue when its going to work again, but i will call and wonder
what have happend tomorrow then. They are fixing the basment
can be the problem?? Do anyone have ComHem and have
problems? Oh no, im so stupid, im writing in the windows
WordPad now lol, so when you see this my internet will
work! OoOOoOooOooooOooOo

I havnt played PE for 5 days and i think it will be more
days, feels like i gonna go crazy soon, like a
alcoholic without his alcohol... yeah and about
alcohol, sorry about friday, i logged in on TS and
was a bit drunk, hmm, Sry SHS and Master and WK
*crabs my head and uhhh, wrinkels my eyebrow*
Or something like that...

And we cant forget that my friend who came here
got taken my the police so i had to pick her up
the day after. Citat from me:
"Only crazy people swim in the water in the middle
of september":wise:
Yeah and she was pretty much to drunk to.
so thats good that she didnt feel anything o_O

Next year i have planes of going to England, and
ofcouse going to Wacken in germany (yep said it before)
But tho everything can happend and ofcuse will
everything scrue and i will stay home, just becouse
everyone hate me and want to destroy everything *cry*

Time goes so slow, it feels like 10 days when it
just got 1 day, but it was just that, what am i
waiting for?

*Stop to write and looking for music on comp. *

At the moment, i listen to much Swedish
music, The song i listen to now is :
(Gonna try to get a proper translation)
"Just today am i strong"

This song remaind me of many times..

And now its KSMB - sex noll två

I dont know what to write, i dont know what
you guys wanna hear? Now i gonna look at
a movie ; 300.
Gonna write more later.

19:33

Was just out and looked at the guys fixing the
basment, they have strange clothes.. lol
For some hours ago I did some food;
Pancakes , was a very long time ago sence
i ate that..yummi...
Just finnish looking at Naked Mile. lol
sad that isint IRL to ;)

Now i dont know what to do, listing to music
and so bored; Fall out boys - Thnk Fr Th Mmrs

" one night and more time, thank for the memories,
even tho they wernt so great, he teast like you only sweeter"
*singing*
bah bad spelling, who gives the shit about that...
You have seen more crappy spelling from me ;)

My eyes hurts, i hate to have so bad eyes! I dont
like to be blind without them! Then i dont know
if i should have them in this night so i can scip
take them in tomorrow? But thats so dumb of me
but im so noob on putting them in :/

Times ticking and noone is calling me,
noone is here to sit and talk to me, alone
again. My friend, my dear friend , pleace come
back. I remember, a night in the summer, she
asked me if it was somethign that i didnt
like about myself, i went sad and said;
- It's many things i dont like, why not ask
me if its something i Like about myself instead
that will be much easier...
And then she asked that instead...
but i went sad again,
- I dont think its nothing i like about myself...

NO, no.. now i went all sad again...I can do anything
just to do leave this land and go away, far far away and
try to forget all things in life that makes me sad..
No wait a sec.. i cant.. I will always be stuck in
just that thing that makes me most sad; me...

Now is the clock 20:00, And i still dont know
what to do, I need beer, i need something to
calm my nerv. Yeah thank you so much, my ex
have made me like alcohol so much that its dangerous..
But i dont drink that much that he did...But
the thought is scaring me..

Now the crazy cat is screaming again, No i dont
have a cat but the little fucker is living here anyway..
Dont ask why, but like i said it isnt my cat!!


19 sep

16:01

BIG LOL
I called the vice somthing and asked about the internet
and then he said that he have blocked me, and the whole
building.. wtf? yeah he saw that i downloaded so he
blocked everything down.. omfg.. lol, so the whole
building havnt had any internet becouse of me!
Luri. she can she...I give myself a big +Rep

But he said that he gonna fix the internet this evening,
but he said that i must quit downloading, wonder what
happens if i not do? >=D Na i should listen to him..
lol...Im blushing...why? haha... cant stop laugh..
He like: ahh is it YOU, na we have blocked your internet..
 
When i didnt have any internet
i wsa bvored and played in PS alittle...

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And this pic i just post becouse i like it...

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rofl

 
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I was talking to a girl today, and i feel a little
better, becouse she is and have been in the
same "Shit" as me..And its nice to talk to
someone who know what im talking about..
But i want to say thanks for all who have
"support" me..and helped me..means much
for me..thank you so much..

But things aint good now anyway..i got
some realy bad things with my landlord,
big problems, pleace, if god exist.. pleace
give me a new appartment, pleace...


 
Now im there and beeing stupid as usual
i forgot my key to the appartment so
i had to go to my neighbour, dont ask
me why she have a key, but yeah
And my landlord are a freakin' basterd..
sorry for the words to use , but i realy
hate to live here, and i just have to
disappear..I realy not enjoying this city,
i want to come home..now..But it will
suck anyway...I need to go and get a
shower now.. becouse my troops will come soon..
wish me good luck,


over and out

 
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/showthread.php?&p=981770#post981770

Look at this post and see what Jen, Gal and I'm
doing a evening in Echidna, thank you so
much for the fun and many gratz for the
globals and for your Hof jen and Gal..

:cheer:


And i want also edit that i have thoughts
of getting a tattoo, something like this one;

If anyone have a pic of something resemble to this
one, im open for tips! Just PM and let me have a look :)

I was also in Twin today, like im always is. lol
and i was in the ring and the pepps was shooting
with basookas, and when i died i landed pretty funny;


I just need to post a pic of a boorum to,
becosue i laughed so much when i put a
pic of my face on the boorum, THAT one
i will not post lol.

 
We are looking good Oz, as we always do ;)





He is my first friend in PE, i have known him
for 1 year and almost4 month or is it 4 now?
Time goes fast and i want to thank you for the year
we have had ups and down, but many fun memories
And thank you for the help :bowdown:
 


Me and the UT was out powerfisting some,
we killed the mobs from Echidna to Argus.
Just want to say thank you for the fun.
And its very nice pepps to :)
Tho Sally left before i took the screen.
But we can hope it will come more times:)
 


At the moment im driving this one, and i had
a nice talk about me and this one..Someone
know what im talking about;) and thank you
for the laugh, you are the light of the day.



And im very bored to that exapt that chat.
so i went online and made some poo for the
auc. and chat some, but naa...



:eek::eek::eek:
 
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