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Star said "Go kill the Atrox Queen in one shot with the opalo (and no amp you cheater)! And he runs off and
 
Mistakenly kills the chirpy queen with one shot! Thinking it to be the fearsome atrox queen, he runs to tell Star of his feat.
 
stars asked what loot did it dropped?

he got so excited about killing the birdy and completely forgot to loot it.
 
Joey's cheeks glow red from embarrassment. He turns around quickly running away in search of the dead carcass.
 
But two minutes have passed
and the carcass has vanished!
 
And the carcess vanishes... He quickly buys a ticket to see Neverdie and have a show down Joey Vs Neverdie.... Joey draws his wep and neverdie Just Lolz!
 
Neverdie continues to laugh, but he stops just a moment later. He tells Joey to come back when he has some skills.
 
Neverdie waves his magical Neverdie wand and an FPC player appears and makes Joey automatically tp back to Calypso saying "there is no spork..."
 
Joey has had about enough excitement for one day, but for a final giggle before logging off, he decides to have a look through some of the emotes he can use.
 
Joey stands straight up like a soldier arms crossed behind his back. A few seconds later, he starts bobbing his head while throwing his arm straight forward as if he's rocking out.
 
Then suddenly he discovers that using certain emotes, in a certain way his PED card fills with milions of PEDs.He quicly withdraws them all and his account gets locked forever.
 
Joey suddenly wakes up realizing what just happened was a horrible nightmare. He looks around noticing himself lying on some common dung next to some red tree. Joey scratches his head thinking to himself how he fell asleep on the ground.
 
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Then he remembers he had too many drinks last night and fell Against a tree!
 
Joey goes for a walk to clear his head when something suddenly pops up on the ground. His eyes fixate on some fruit filled bush of Papplon.
 
He quickly grabs the fruit and frantically looks around to make sure no one saw him snag it. Joey thought it was a rare hallucinogenic fruit!
 
Thinking that the fruit was hallucinogenic, he takes a quick bite from it chewing it slowly. Joey makes a weird expression from the bitterness of the fruit, but he continues to eat it anyways.
 
By work of the placebo effect, Joey starts to "see" geometric shapes dancing around him. Then he sees Big Bulk! But this was no hallucination....

(seriously, at this rate, Big Bulk is going to be an EF meme) :laugh:
 
Big Bulk furiously locks his eyes on Joey. Joey starts to breathe deeply when Big Bulk charges....
 
joey rips out a red blankie and make's the big bulk mad!
 
Joey shouts "torro! torro!" and Big Bulk lets out an ungodly roar as he charges Joey. Joey skirts out of the way and taunts Big Bulk as he turns around.
 
whips out his pistol and shots him right between the eyes! :yay:
 
The shot to Big Bulk just makes him even more infuriated. Joey trembles trying to think of what to do next.
 
Realizing he still has half a Papplon in his hand, Joey throws it at the Big Bulk with the hope that the apparant hallucinogenic properties of the fruit will in some way harm the electronic controls of the monster bot.
 
The juicy half eaten Papplon hits Big Bulk allowing juices to seep into the electronic control board. A few sparks emit from the controls, and Big Bulk ceases to move.
 
Big bulk twitches a couple times, then comes back into action, and starts to do the pogo dance emote. Joey falls over laughing so hard he almost pees himself.
 
After laughing so hard, Joey notices Big Bulk pause for a moment. Joey gets scared thinking that Big Bulk will charge once again, but Big Bulk just starts another dance move.
 
And so Big Bulk was doomed to live out the rest of his days switching dance emotes. Joey was so happy he didn't notice the araneatrox coming towards him.
 
The horrifiying monster caught Joey's attention, he screamed like a little girl, and froze. The areanatrox, (prone to hunt by movement) rammed Big Bulk at full speed sending him flying (still dancing) off into the horizon.
 
Areanatrox shakes his head as if the ram was nothing. Joey remains still just watching Areanatrox's body language.
 
Araneatrox does the "in love" emote. Joey is terrified! Quickly he motions the "bad deal" emote. Araneatrox is less than pleased...
 
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