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Sentences that precede death! =P

Huskie

Huskie

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John Huskie Hunt
  • Shoot me, then, if you got the balls!
  • C'mon, jump and I'll catch you! Don't be affraid now!
  • It's the red wire, I'm positive!
  • Yes, I already signed my will, why?
  • The chances of this happening are 1 in a million...
  • Do you hear a truck coming, too?
  • Easy, fellah! I'm just the furniture shop technician and got a call from your wife to come and test if the bed's coils are not broken!
  • I'm not gonna let you talk to me like this!
  • Owing you drug money?? What the hell are you taling about, I paid you already!
  • Why are you holding that pillow like that, honey?
  • Passengers, please fasten your seatbelts, we just lost engines 1 and 2! The flight attendants will show you what to do in the next minutes while me and the co-pilot look for the parachutes.
  • (Al-Qaeda bomb-man teacher) Now watch closely, boys, I'm just gonna show you how to do it once!
  • No, I'll say it for the last time: our country DOESN'T have mass-destruction weapons, Mr. Bush!

Feel free to post your own. :cool:
 
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  • Don't worry, I'm a professional.
  • If we go this way, he won't see us.
  • Oh yeah? You and what army?
 
- ooops..
- what? ooops?
- oh no, nothing.
 
  • come on, Zombies dont really exist...
  • I think I got the right mixture for this new fuel
  • you sure your dad comes just in 2 days?
  • baby, when did you sign an life insurance over 1 million $ for me?
  • and you are sure this road is safe?
  • I wonder why the bullet got stuck ?
 
Hehe - my favorite as always been

"Hey Yall, WATCH THIS!!!"
 
Some famous(?) ones.............

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.
From Luke 23:46
Jesus Christ

I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man.
Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.
Ernesto "Che" Guevara, d. October 9, 1967
 
On Calypso one of the more common ones must be:

"Sure, come and get the oil..."
 
- "Stop whining, boy, press the gas pedal!"
- "I wonder if that elephant would like alcohol?"
 
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'
 
"What's the worst that could happen...?"
 
I drank what?
 
  • Actually, there's a knack to opening the Concorde's windows.
  • Dad, why the apple on my head ?
  • Don't be so superstitious...
  • Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
  • Don't worry, it's not loaded.
  • Excuse me, I'm a tourist and I'm lost.
  • For my next trick I will escape from this flaming coffin while wearing a straight jacket and singing Eye Of The Tiger.
  • Hey, that's not a violin.
  • I folded my parachute myself.
  • OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
  • So, you're a cannibal ?
  • The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
 
"It's just a bery. I don't care if it is a prowler. How tough can it be?"

Probably the most common and the simplest one is:

"Oh shit!"
 
My favorite sentence preceeding death:


"22222wwwwwwwwwwssssssssssssss"
 
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
 
JDaddy said:
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
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That's a GREAT movie!
 
Trust me! I know what I'm doing!!
 
Hmmm, wonder what this red button does... :tapfinger
 
I'm gonna go for that Old-Alpha !
 
JDaddy said:
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
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I know I am stating the obvious here, but please indulge me. The actor who played Inigo Montoya is now the lead in a television series called Criminal Minds. Mandy Patinkin also played the role of Ché, in the Broadway production of Evita! He is a wonderful singer! Just FYI....

Just Me,
Donald
 
I am going to tag it with my bravo and then we can escape into the water.

One of the other newbies I was with on my first attempt at going to the rig from Twin when we came accross an Araneatrox. We all died.
 
Lorfat said:
I'm gonna go for that Old-Alpha !
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I haven't said that but I do remember an Old-Alpha saying, "I'm going to eat that noob carrying the opalo" just before I died.
 
Daikiba Stalker, eh it IS just another daikiba right...
 
"I'm not afraid of nothin', no one, no thing scares me"
"The bigger they are, the harder they fall"
If I wanted any crap from you, I'd flush you"
 
"/s ok guys we're all rushing the land marker DK is defending on myrene island"

:laugh:
 
"Allah Akbar!!!!!"

"im new, give me ped/pec/ammo/gun plz?"

"Oh Shit!"
 
MalRenolds said:
I am going to tag it with my bravo and then we can escape into the water.

One of the other newbies I was with on my first attempt at going to the rig from Twin when we came accross an Araneatrox. We all died.
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:rofl:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"All the kids came home for dinner. Except Nate, he crossed the Interstate"
 
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