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Sentences that precede death! =P

Honey, I know it's late, and I didn't call... but I have a really good reason
 
I am going for globster
 
Honey, I only took your sister for a short ride. Whats wrong with that?

Well,.... EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!


What you heard me say is not what I meant.
 
Dub says: Tournament where are you going.

Tournament Replies: not really sure just kind of followed you onto this bridge.

---- you take 127.6 points of damage from the unique dub mccormick terminator-----

Dub says: wrong answer.

forget who said: you were sposed to say following dub cause he is the coolest :bowdown: ___ surprisingly i didnt see this last sentence end with a death because i tpd back to revival :sniper: :smoke:
 
Found this in the web :)

Tarzan : who oiled this liane ?
Jesus : more nails please im sliding
Door Guard : just over my death corpse
Co Driver : right side is free
Rail Worker : the train drives on the other rail
Assistent of the Knife Thrower : Hhhhhhhhhaaatschiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Granade Thrower : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
Executioner : The guilliotine dont work? No problem i have a look at it
Estonia Passenger : What a bad air, lets open the big heck window
Police Officer : Its defenitive , you are the murder
Police Officer2 : 6 Shoot hes out of Ammo
Post Man : Cute Dog
Sports Teacher : All Spears to me
Hostage : You dont have the courage to do that ..
Race Driver : Im wondering if the Tech know i had sex with his Girlfriend last night
 
Those are great Fiona, remind me to rep you when I post after you :)
 
Honestly honey, I didn't know she was your sister, and it didn't really mean anything anyway.
 
Is that a gun in your pocket??
Damn, that hurts.
Whats a hitman?
Whats that red dot on my chest?
Et tu brutus
Those who are about to die, salute you
Funny bump in this field (mine)
If i walk slowly, maybe i make it out of this minefield?
Dont worry, they told me there is no train comming in this tunnel anymore.

Last word of soc members.
on a drone hunt: Huh, you died
Member making a choo choo: Tooot toot
After a kill: i'm walking back to you
On spider hunt: INCOMING
On spider hunt: ooooops
Getting argo's outside radar: hmm, i cant put my hellmet on
 
"Gimme one reason not to..."

Sad, made a few fun ones, but they are'nt suitable here :)
 
"ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" :wise: :wise:
 
"What's that *Formidon*?" (me to myself, east of Twin)
"Nah, it won't critical me now"
 
"Hehe, check what I learned from MacGyver"
 
Thought I would add a little different flavor into the mix that might be interesting to some ...


Last words spoken by a few famous ppl at death, or shortly before ...


Am I dying or is this my birthday?
(When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.)
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964


Is everybody happy? I want everybody to be happy. I know I'm happy.
~~ Ethel Barrymore, actress, d. June 18, 1959


Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
~~ John Barrymore, actor, d. May 29, 1942


I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957


I'm bored with it all.
(Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.)
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965


I see black light.
~~ Victor Hugo, writer, d. May 22, 1885


Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900


Dying words of criminals spoken before execution ...


I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass. Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992


I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this. Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995


Lock and load. Let's do it. Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ G. W. Green, d. November 12, 1991


Shoot straight you bastards and don't make a mess of it! Executed by firing squad.
~~ Harry Harbord "Breaker" Morant, Australian poet & national hero, d. 1902


GAME RELATED

Just a little something different, but when it comes to ingame statements at the moment of death (crit hits), it would be ... "Bitch, can't even play fair!"

OR ... if I know I'm on the losing end of a "fap/shoot/fap" war, then it's usually something like ... "Bully, go ahead and take your best shot bcuz I'm coming back to take your ass OUT!!!"

However ... if I'm in the middle of a dome at CND, or out in the wild somewhere on the planet, I'll just take the armor off and run into the mix and yell out ... "YooHoo, come and get it boys, I need a quick trip to the revival terminal!" <-- I learned that one from Moonear ... LOL ... it saves on ME on the planet, which isn't even a consideration in the domes cuz ya can't do it.

That's my contribution for now! :)


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"I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan

"What is a Falxangius?" - Spike (aka safara)
 
"take it easy, nonprescription medicines arent lethal..."

"Yea, so it was me... what you gonna do about it?"

"Ofcourse swedish amusementparks are safe" (Im norwegian, whatcha gonna do :)
 
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