-"911 can I help you?"
"Yes... *gasp* I've just been... *gasp* robbed..."
-"Ok ma'am, calm down, where are you and what happened?"
"I'm at xxx,xxx xxx,xxx Amethera... *gasp* I went into PVP4 and... *gasp* someone shot me andstole my lyst!"
-"Ma'am, please stay with me, did you say you've been shot?! Amethera? Someone stole... your lyst?"
"*gasp* ...in Entropia - it's a game - *gasp* foudil shot me... and he took my stones! *gasp*"
-"Wait a minute ma'am, let me see if I understand; you're playing a computer game?"
"Yes... *gasp* but it's real, and like everything has real money value *gasp*..."
-"... and someone stole your belongings..? ...your game ...uuuh, items? ...or?"
"Yes... *gasp* you see there's lootable PVP areas, and like *gasp* I went into one and he took my stuff!!!! *gasp*"
-"Let me get this right; you're playing a computer game, where you can enter certain areas within which someone is allowed the opportunity to take your virtual items, with your full cooperation and understanding... and you'd like to press charges...?"
"*gasp* yes, plea..."
*clunk*
*beep beep beep beep*