BabelKalanen translates Berg:
np, id offer my left kidney if you needed it
- ei hätiä, maistuiskos neidille mun munuainen?
ei minulla ole mitään ohjelmaa tälle päivälle
translation: i have nothing scheduled for today.
meaning in 37% cases: I'm available for brainless, sweaty jungle sex on my mother's kitchen table tonight, if interested!
sinähän olet oppinut paljon Suomea
translation: (surprised) you have indeed learned lots of finnish!
meaning in 21% cases: ZOMFG! You're not just a 2 D cups but a blonde who learned whole eight words of finnish!

np, id offer my left kidney if you needed it
- ei hätiä, maistuiskos neidille mun munuainen?
ei minulla ole mitään ohjelmaa tälle päivälle
translation: i have nothing scheduled for today.
meaning in 37% cases: I'm available for brainless, sweaty jungle sex on my mother's kitchen table tonight, if interested!
sinähän olet oppinut paljon Suomea
translation: (surprised) you have indeed learned lots of finnish!
meaning in 21% cases: ZOMFG! You're not just a 2 D cups but a blonde who learned whole eight words of finnish!
