And if the Thoriod race won ?

[Redoaks]

Imperial Transmission Intercepted

This is cap. Jenny Carramone of the Amathera wimps. I...The number you dialed could not be reached
Help! Someone please help me, im at...Please insert another quarter *signal lost*

"Gah n00b! everyone knows teh 0perat0r give j00 a phr33 call if j00 say teh ph0ne ate yer PEDs..."

Where the last words Cappy Carramone, to his friends, heard before a bright flash sweep before his eyes, are you an angel? he inquired.

"Mister mister can you give me some free stuff? Please man I am too poor to deposit"

Alas, it was no angel, he was as far away from heaven as you could get, he was even further down than that of hell, He was in Port Atlantis, with the begging noobs!

Let this be a lesson to you all! Don't make prank distress calls about big blue men! Everyone knows the smurfs are no bigger than your hand!

 

[Devilmaster]

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