blatant bias against short people

Aeris_is_back

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Mow ur fucking lawn =D
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I think I've seen this in a movie once...
Cut to: Night. A large group of hunters mistaking run in terror into a large
field of long grass. Dozens of voices yell as they cut a path through the
field.

Men: Move!!! Go, Go, Go!!!

Ajay stops at the entrance to the field and realizes the men's mistake.

Ajay: (yelling) Don't go into the long grass!!!!

More hunters run blindingly past him. Seeing no other option, Ajay runs into
the field himself, first stopping to throw his pack down on the ground.

Ajay: (yelling) Not into the long grass!!!

The hunters run through the field in a line, but another group of hunters has
other plans. As the men run by in the background, the heads of several Raptors
poke out of the top of the grass.

As the men shouting continues, we see an overhead shot of the raptors closing in
on the group, cutting their own paths through the grass.

The humans get picked off one by one, starting from the back. It takes a few
seconds for the men in the front to realize what is happening, but when they do,
they scatter in every direction and start screaming. One raptor leaps into the
air, landing on a frightened hunter, tearing him to shreds.
http://www.users.nac.net/splat/lw/tlw_transcript.htm

Lost World: Jurassic Park. :cool: Don't go into the long grass!!!!!!:laugh:
 
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